Aug 20
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Art Direction: We’ll draw a couple of male models on the cover with laser guns, cold room jackets and a light halo around their slicked back hair. Just like it will be in the future! Realism my boy, we need to spell this out for the readers. Well, except for the F, we’ll partially cover that later in editing!
Published 1993
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Tagged with: dude • font problems • frickin laser beams • gun • Roc Books • Roland J. Green • space • space ships • Unknown Artist Institute
Aug 18
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Neil Comments: “The master of medical horror,” but someone has their anatomy wrong. Maybe it features a story about men with black voids for groins.
Published 1986
Many thanks to Neil!
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Tagged with: dude • Pan Books • Robin Cook • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
Aug 17
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Erik’s Art Direction: This is a serious book about proving that aliens exist so I want a flying saucer landing in a barren wasteland, better jazz up the saucer, maybe stick a few satellite dishes on it. Now I want he alien to be wearing overalls but make them a bit more ‘out of this world,’ stick a big collar on it. Now hair, three words – Emerson, Lake & Palmer. To finish off make it look like he has just a stream of flaming urine down his legs.
Published 1977
Not Fiction (I think) but still great.
Many thanks to Erik!
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Tagged with: aliens • david bowie • dude • mullet • space ships • Sphere Books • Unknown Artist Institute • Warren Smith
Aug 09
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Shelley’s Art Direction: We’re looking for a sort of lion-centaur. And a spaceship. And gore. And…could you do something with foreshortened perspective? Thanks.
Published 1977
That is… awesome.
Many thanks to Shelley!
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Tagged with: Anne McCaffrey • Centaur! • Chad Oliver • Edgar Pangborn • Gail Kimberly • Gene Wolfe • Philip José Farmer • Poul Anderson • Roger Elwood • space ships • Star Books • strange creature • Thomas N. Scortia • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
Aug 06
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Art Direction: We’re all women here and the book is written by women. Isn’t it clear what we need to have on here? A sky of dull looking stars surrounded by silver border. Oh wait… and a woman, who’s a bit pasty looking and has a earring to make all other earrings feel inadequate.
Published 1985
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Tagged with: Beverley Ireland • damsel • Frances Gapper • Gwyneth Jones • James Tiptree • Jen Gree • Joanna Russ • Josephine Saxton • Lannah Battley • Lisa Tuttle • Margaret Elphinstone • Mary Gentle • Naomi Mitchison • Pamela Zoline • Pearlie McNeill • Penny Casdagli • Raccoona Sheldon • Sarah Lefanu • space • Sue Thomason • Tanith Lee • Unknown Artist Institute • Womens Press Science Fiction • WTF • Zoe Fairbairns
Jul 27
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Sarah’s Art Direction: So there’s this guy, right? And he’s a lobster. But not really a lobster! Just has a lobster body. Uh, and really skinny arms. And he’s got a parrot for a sidekick, but get this — the parrot is a lobster, too! You getting all of this down, Steve? Ooh, maybe thrown in one of those “Manamanah” things from The Muppets, too. People love those.
Published 1978
Lets just see who that killer crab from the other day really is!
Many thanks to Sarah!
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Tagged with: dude • Keith Laumer • planets • Pocket Books • strange creature • Unknown Artist Institute
Jul 21
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Rod Comments: Killer crabs. Look, there’s a picture too. Surely this spares us having to read the shity thing?
Published 1978
I have a cream for that…. I’ll get my coat.
Many thanks to Rod!
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Tagged with: Guy N. Smith • New English Library • strange creature • Unknown Artist Institute
Jul 20
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Neil Comments: May Day May Day, we have a situation up here. At least I think Im in an aeroplane, maybe its some tech suit. Either way I think we should concentrate on a wolf coming out of the clouds.
Published 1990
Many thanks to Neil!
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Tagged with: Baen Books • computers • dude • Roger Zelazny • strange creature • Unknown Artist Institute
Jul 15
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Brian’s Art Direction: What makes vampires scary? Exactly: it’s their lack of proportion. It’s their slightly big heads and taste for late-80s haircuts. Imagine a vampiress Bonnie Tyler. Get to it.
Published 1989
Many thanks to Brian!
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Tagged with: Algernon Blackword • Arthur Conan Doyle • bats • damsel • Equation Books • M.R. James • moon • Richard Dalby • robes • skulls a-poppin' • strange creature • Unknown Artist Institute • vampires
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