Oct 16
Good Show Sir Comments: Not as handsome as Sos the Rope, but more of a ladies man.
Published 1975
Check out Var’s friend Sos on the back cover
(Average: 7.95 out of 10)
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Good Show Sir Comments: Not as handsome as Sos the Rope, but more of a ladies man.
Published 1975
Check out Var’s friend Sos on the back cover
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October 16th, 2015 at 9:33 am
The difference in scale makes this look seriously creepy…
Definitely not a cover I’d want to be seen with in public. Or have in my house. Or knowingly reside in the same town with.
October 16th, 2015 at 10:22 am
I wonder if he is another assassin type like Sos the Rope but uses… a stick!
One of the great hired killers like:
John the Cyanide & Keith the Evelvator Shaft
October 16th, 2015 at 10:36 am
Rivett Shack – Piers thy anon
or
Thicker Vats – Nothin’s Rapey
October 16th, 2015 at 12:25 pm
He’s got 2 sticks so he really should be known as Var the Sticks. He probably set fire to the temple in the background by rubbing them together. Also wassup with the right foot of Miss February.
October 16th, 2015 at 1:13 pm
Is that supposed to be a pond behind him? Looks like a ground-level trampoline.
If I were Patrick Woodroffe, I would have let the “unknown artist” take credit for this one.
October 16th, 2015 at 1:31 pm
Var, seriously, pull the tunic down a few inches.
October 16th, 2015 at 1:34 pm
@Bibliomancer—I think it’s a putting green, but I wouldn’t lay any money on him given the golf club he’s using.
October 16th, 2015 at 1:45 pm
@B.Chiclitz – In that case she might be the lady golfer. And Var would be the caddy.
October 16th, 2015 at 1:55 pm
Sos the Rope, Var the Stick, and on the back cover…Impale the Parietal.
October 16th, 2015 at 2:03 pm
Soon to be Var the Sticky.
October 16th, 2015 at 3:13 pm
@THX 1138 – Var the Stink
October 16th, 2015 at 4:22 pm
It looks like Var the Pogo Stick.
October 16th, 2015 at 5:03 pm
VAR THE F***??
October 16th, 2015 at 5:31 pm
Person the Object.
October 16th, 2015 at 6:48 pm
Billy the Fish
Mac the Knife
Jimmy the Hoover (woh-oh-ee-yeh-yeh)
Dave the Cardboard Box
Jones the Steam
(Actually, that last one’s probably the clue: Var the Stick is about the thirtieth ‘Var’ to have been born in his village of unimaginative namers that year so any distinguishing feature of profession is handy for disambiguation purposes, like in cliched Welsh pit-villages).
Or maybe he is just famous for not driving an automatic.
October 16th, 2015 at 7:25 pm
@Tom Noir: More like Three-letter-syllable the Object.
October 16th, 2015 at 8:31 pm
‘Tom the Noir’ sounds rather boss…
October 17th, 2015 at 12:00 am
Minnie the Moocher
October 17th, 2015 at 9:48 am
“Help Var find way to NRA convention?”
October 18th, 2015 at 6:03 am
So, Var the Stick, Sos the Rope, and Sol the ???.
Thinking “Ball”, that way:
Var: “Stick!”
Sos: “Rope!”
Sol: “Ball!”
“When your powers combine, I am Captain Tether-ball!”
October 19th, 2015 at 2:25 am
Bob the Builder
October 19th, 2015 at 5:01 pm
This cover just screams “Old-Time Monster Movie Poster With Damsel in Distress in the Monster’s Arms”.
Creepy either way.
November 6th, 2017 at 12:24 am
15.) “Or maybe he is just famous for not driving an automatic.”
Var the Stick might be related to Threeon the Tree.
November 7th, 2017 at 4:14 am
Can we get a retroactive “anatomical issues” tag?
November 22nd, 2017 at 3:58 pm
Var the stick? Why, thar the stick.