JuanPaul Comments: All that unblocked solar radiation is going send her on an unpleasant trip to the dermatologist.
Published 1974
It’s a Two-fer Tuesday: Ravin’ Raven Rave
Good Show Sir Comments: Quoth the Raven: “Who’s a whore?”
1. When it came to naming time, it was gonna be either “Raven” or “Great Tit”
2. Better not get any blood on this outfit. It’s a bitch to dry clean.
Thanks to Arthur Dent for the first.
Published 1978, 1987
From the GSS Slack Channel:
Tweet Jane: Where did you guys disappear to? I had to get the cleaning lady to let me in the locked offices.
GSS Admin: Sorry, I’ve been on August holiday. I’ve always promised myself a month in Bangkok.
Tweet Jane: August holiday? You haven’t returned from last August’s holiday. Your voice mail and mailbox are full.
GSS Admin: Gotta run. The cabana boy is bringing over the cocktails.
Tag Wizard: Sorry, but I’ve, uh, been detained. It’s all a misunderstanding. My solicitor will have it all straightened out in no time at all!
Tweet Jane: Well what about the 2000th Post? We were planning to a have a contest, and prizes, and a big month-long rollout.
Tag Wizard: Oh yeah. Slipped my mind. Go into the submission form and see what’s laying around. Something with nice pair of jubblies is always a hit. The password is on a post-it note somewhere on my desk.
Tweet Jane: And I’m taking all the petty cash. You haven’t paid me in two months.
Univers 06
Good Show Sir Comments: “What to Expect When You’re Expecting: Rosemary’s Baby Edition”
Thanks again to Alain for the J’ai Lu’s!
Published 1976
Wendy Comments: Some of these experiments might have failed. But the monkey-tail-cigar-lighter was a huge scientific advance.
Published 1977
Good Show Sir Comments: “Please come back to bed after you’re finished bug-zapping mosquitos!”
Thanks to Helmut for sending this in.
Published 1987
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