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Wendy Comments: Some of these experiments might have failed. But the monkey-tail-cigar-lighter was a huge scientific advance.
Published 1977
Wendy Comments: Some of these experiments might have failed. But the monkey-tail-cigar-lighter was a huge scientific advance.
Published 1977
July 25th, 2019 at 9:57 am
The Island of Doctor Moron?
July 25th, 2019 at 3:32 pm
To be fair, they had to retitle once they’d settled on that font: no way anyone was going to mistake ‘The Infernal Desire Machines of Dr Hoffman’ for ‘Star Wars’ or ‘Logan’s Run’.
July 25th, 2019 at 3:47 pm
“Oh no another failure. Everyone knows an infernal desire machine must have a human head and a giraffe body!” — Hoffman, Ph.D.
July 25th, 2019 at 3:48 pm
@THX: “Just because you CAN graft a lighter onto a monkey doesn’t necessarily means you SHOULD do so, Dr. Moron. Ah, I see what happened to my pet giraffe, too.”
July 25th, 2019 at 4:48 pm
A Midsummer Night’s Dream vs A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 : Dream Warriors
July 25th, 2019 at 5:15 pm
I suppose the mastermind behind the creation of this person found Egyptian gods really sexy.
July 25th, 2019 at 5:55 pm
Pro tip: don’t go on a visit to the zoo before setting your dream machine to “sexy.”
July 25th, 2019 at 6:17 pm
Hey, giraffe lady … wanna neck?
July 25th, 2019 at 6:32 pm
I like my women the way I like my giraffes … and there’s one now.
July 25th, 2019 at 9:07 pm
Looks like the war of dreams went nuclear.
July 26th, 2019 at 12:09 am
Dustin Hoffman’s a doctor now?
July 26th, 2019 at 1:01 am
WTF?
That’s literally all I got, from the giraffe woman, to the monkey lighter, to the font, to the blurb.
July 26th, 2019 at 3:04 am
Did anyone notice the right monkey with the lit candle stuck on his head like a dorm room Chianti bottle.
July 26th, 2019 at 3:38 am
“Good thing we got these lighters, ’cause she’s smokin’!”
@Tor M (8)—GSS! 😉
July 31st, 2019 at 6:16 pm
I totally would have missed the boob in the background if it wasn’t for our trusty space sheep.
August 1st, 2019 at 5:12 am
@Anti-Sceptic: It’s so rare that you get a cover with an uneven number of boobs on it, which makes this one all the more wonderful.