May 10
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Max Bathroom Comments: Even the killer bug thinks that’s a daft hairdo.
Published 1987

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Tagged with: bug-eyed • embossing • eye-yi-yi • font problems • K.W. Jeter • ridiculous haircut • Tor Books • Unknown Artist Institute
Mar 21
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Good Show Sir Comments: Let’s have a Ryan Week II. He’s apparently been scouring the cowboy paperback shoppes of Arizona to bring us this terrible cover Bonanza! Enjoy.
Published 1984

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Tagged with: Allen Andrews • boredom • critters • damsel • font problems • pig • Tor Books • tree • Victoria Poyser
Sep 07
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Good Show Sir Comments: Ben Kingsley stars in Ghandi: First Blood Part II
Published 1993

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Tagged with: Barclay Shaw • big gun • casually walking away from an explosion • Ghandi • headband • Mike Resnick • muscles • Tor Books
Aug 02
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Nigel Comments: “Who’s the ugly caterpillar now!”
Published 1991

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Tagged with: antennae • butterfly people • cleavage • Douglas Beekman • Jack Vance • SFBC • Tor Books • wings
May 04
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Good Show Sir Comments: Anatomical issues: when one of your thighs is wider than your girlfriend’s arse.
Thanks to Ryan for sending this in.
Published 1993

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Tagged with: anatomical issues • ax-wielding • bladed weapons • booties • Conan series • crotch armor • damsel • John Maddox Roberts • Julie Bell • muscles • ridiculous haircut • Sir Mix-A-Lot • teat shields • Tor Books • weird pecs
Nov 10
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Maureen’s Art Direction: “Nobody knows this guy. Make Greenwood’s name invisible. And use up that blue paint that’s been lying around.”
Published 2002

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Tagged with: bladed weapons • bones • books on the covers of books • damsel • dude • Ed Greenwood • font problems • skeletons • skulls a-poppin' • Todd Lockwood • Tor Books
Sep 29
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Ryan Comments: Guns, leather and global warming were all very boring to Uta and Grolsch.
Published 1987

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Tagged with: big gun • cleavage • damsel • dude • font problems • Haircut 100 • leather • Luis Royo • Tor Books • Walter Jon Williams
May 20
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Stevie T Art Direction: Let’s make the astronaut so dark you can barely see him! And then let’s put the title in an awkward place where it’s hard to read, and make it purple on top of black! Yeah! That’ll convey “space!” To everyone!
Published 1988

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Tagged with: astronaut • Ben Bova • Carol Russo • embossing • font problems • murky murk • Tor Books
May 04
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JuanPaul Comments: Would August’s prize happen to be blood? Or lips? Or bloody lips?
Published 1985

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Tagged with: call 555-orthodontic-emergency • floating lips • font problems • Kathryn Ptacek • teeth • Tor Books • Unknown Artist Institute • vampires • WTF
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