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Mar 07

It's a swingers party!

Good Show Sir Comments: “Come at me, bro.”

Thanks to Ryan for sending this in!

Published 1989

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.00 out of 10)
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16 Responses to “The Crystal Empire”

  1. Leak Says:

    The dreamcatcher finally caught something – so now what?

  2. Cornelius Says:

    “C’mon, Barry. It’s your turn to push.”

  3. Tor Mented Says:

    I think that the blond man has a pistol on his left hip. And he seems to be missing his right hand, with a sword strapped to the stump.
    If so, how does he draw the pistol?

  4. Emster Says:

    I’m gonna swiiiiiiing
    from the oceloicpalli –
    from the oceloicpalli-iiiiiiiii!

    https://www.mexicolore.co.uk/aztecs/artefacts/throne

  5. fred Says:

    He-Man is gobsmacked at Skeletor’s make over.

  6. Tat Wood Says:

    “You’re not my usual manicurist,”

  7. B. Chiclitz Says:

    “Dude, this is how you man-spread.”

  8. MaxBathroom Says:

    “What did you say my safe word was, again?”

  9. Bruce A Munro Says:

    “Could you give me a hand? I’m about to slide out of this chair and I can’t stop myself without messing up my nails.”

  10. Ryan Says:

    The Viking balloonist thought that he had the high ground as he floated over the thriving city of Tenochtitlan; however, the local Aztec manicure-, floating throne- and crane-enthusiasts had a surprise in store for him.

  11. GSS ex-noob Says:

    So, Mesoamerican death god (or luchador) on a throne swing vs. uber-Nordic barbarian, high in the aeroship.

    US or Mexican gay porn? The former is more likely, if it got a Prometheus Award.

    I wonder what “bow chick a bow wow” music is in Spanish or Nahuatl?

    @Tor: He does have a left hand, but it’s far too small to be able to use that big pistol effectively, even if it wasn’t holstered backwards. And how does he get his belt and loincloth on/off? Or his hair braided?

    Maybe he came to Tenochtitlan to grow the hands back through axolotl tech.

  12. SI Says:

    “Now…Hero… if you could just press that button to your right side and I will be lowered so we can fight…”

  13. GSS admin Says:

    “You will never get me up here fool!”
    “Dude… I have a gun…”
    “Oh… well…ah…bollocks….”

  14. fred Says:

    The barbarian not having a 6″ mowhak to go with the braid is a missed opportunity. He is also Neq adjacent.

    https://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=13173

  15. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Admin: How lovely to see you here!

    Yes, it would be very awkward for him to get the gun ready for firing, but he could do it. Unless there’s a push-button death ray built into that throne, King Poncyquatl is done for.

    @fred: Considering he’s either shaving parts of his head or else has the rarest kind of male pattern baldness, a mohawk would do.

    The position and relative size of the King’s right leg has been bothering me. Are his legs really the same size? Does the right one have some sort of birth defect?

  16. A. R. Yngve Says:

    And then he slid off the chair and made a spectacular pratfall.
    The End.

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