I think that the blond man has a pistol on his left hip. And he seems to be missing his right hand, with a sword strapped to the stump.
If so, how does he draw the pistol?
The Viking balloonist thought that he had the high ground as he floated over the thriving city of Tenochtitlan; however, the local Aztec manicure-, floating throne- and crane-enthusiasts had a surprise in store for him.
So, Mesoamerican death god (or luchador) on a throne swing vs. uber-Nordic barbarian, high in the aeroship.
US or Mexican gay porn? The former is more likely, if it got a Prometheus Award.
I wonder what “bow chick a bow wow” music is in Spanish or Nahuatl?
@Tor: He does have a left hand, but it’s far too small to be able to use that big pistol effectively, even if it wasn’t holstered backwards. And how does he get his belt and loincloth on/off? Or his hair braided?
Maybe he came to Tenochtitlan to grow the hands back through axolotl tech.
Yes, it would be very awkward for him to get the gun ready for firing, but he could do it. Unless there’s a push-button death ray built into that throne, King Poncyquatl is done for.
@fred: Considering he’s either shaving parts of his head or else has the rarest kind of male pattern baldness, a mohawk would do.
The position and relative size of the King’s right leg has been bothering me. Are his legs really the same size? Does the right one have some sort of birth defect?
March 7th, 2024 at 9:09 am
The dreamcatcher finally caught something – so now what?
March 7th, 2024 at 10:40 am
“C’mon, Barry. It’s your turn to push.”
March 7th, 2024 at 2:46 pm
I think that the blond man has a pistol on his left hip. And he seems to be missing his right hand, with a sword strapped to the stump.
If so, how does he draw the pistol?
March 7th, 2024 at 2:46 pm
I’m gonna swiiiiiiing
from the oceloicpalli –
from the oceloicpalli-iiiiiiiii!
https://www.mexicolore.co.uk/aztecs/artefacts/throne
March 7th, 2024 at 3:22 pm
He-Man is gobsmacked at Skeletor’s make over.
March 7th, 2024 at 3:24 pm
“You’re not my usual manicurist,”
March 7th, 2024 at 3:48 pm
“Dude, this is how you man-spread.”
March 7th, 2024 at 4:44 pm
“What did you say my safe word was, again?”
March 7th, 2024 at 10:49 pm
“Could you give me a hand? I’m about to slide out of this chair and I can’t stop myself without messing up my nails.”
March 8th, 2024 at 1:32 am
The Viking balloonist thought that he had the high ground as he floated over the thriving city of Tenochtitlan; however, the local Aztec manicure-, floating throne- and crane-enthusiasts had a surprise in store for him.
March 8th, 2024 at 2:31 am
So, Mesoamerican death god (or luchador) on a throne swing vs. uber-Nordic barbarian, high in the aeroship.
US or Mexican gay porn? The former is more likely, if it got a Prometheus Award.
I wonder what “bow chick a bow wow” music is in Spanish or Nahuatl?
@Tor: He does have a left hand, but it’s far too small to be able to use that big pistol effectively, even if it wasn’t holstered backwards. And how does he get his belt and loincloth on/off? Or his hair braided?
Maybe he came to Tenochtitlan to grow the hands back through axolotl tech.
March 8th, 2024 at 1:40 pm
“Now…Hero… if you could just press that button to your right side and I will be lowered so we can fight…”
March 8th, 2024 at 1:44 pm
“You will never get me up here fool!”
“Dude… I have a gun…”
“Oh… well…ah…bollocks….”
March 8th, 2024 at 6:35 pm
The barbarian not having a 6″ mowhak to go with the braid is a missed opportunity. He is also Neq adjacent.
https://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=13173
March 8th, 2024 at 11:16 pm
@Admin: How lovely to see you here!
Yes, it would be very awkward for him to get the gun ready for firing, but he could do it. Unless there’s a push-button death ray built into that throne, King Poncyquatl is done for.
@fred: Considering he’s either shaving parts of his head or else has the rarest kind of male pattern baldness, a mohawk would do.
The position and relative size of the King’s right leg has been bothering me. Are his legs really the same size? Does the right one have some sort of birth defect?
March 20th, 2024 at 11:45 am
And then he slid off the chair and made a spectacular pratfall.
The End.