Oct 12

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Ozzie Comments: “I used to be a weirdo, but now I’m a CHANGED MAN!”

Published 1992

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 5.67 out of 10)

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16 Responses to “The Changed Man”

  1. fred Says:

    I never felt more like singing the blues.

  2. Max Bathroom Says:

    “Who says Mormon magic underpants don’t work? I too once scoffed, but look at me now…”

  3. Francis Boyle Says:

    It’s the little touches like the corner pictures of the flowering weapons that make this cover [not good].

  4. Cornelius Says:

    This week’s singalong night involved an invisible piano.

  5. NomadUK Says:

    I’m thinking Changed Man is actually Changing Room Man. Take a number!

  6. Bruce A Munro Says:

    The Ghost of Christmas Present wants his shtick back.

  7. GSS ex-noob Says:

    The wizard went way too far with his expanded ghostly update of Bohemian Rhapsody.

    I thought OSC didn’t approve of people changing gender?

    (And where are the roving bands Obama was supposed to gin up in the cities to oppress rich White people? All I see is White thug cops oppressing PoC.)

    (And why are his books so homoerotic? This man, f’rex, is acting FAB-ulous.)

    @FB: I think the flowery corner things are Tarot suits; either way, they suck.

    @Bruce: Someone might want the robe back, too. Feels a bit like TNG’s Q outfits.

    @Tag: Ooh, a new tag. Does it apply to any previous covers? Can hips of jauntiness get a look-in?

  8. Hammy Says:

    The Changed Man?

    Who is this guy, and why does he need someone to change him? Can’t reach his Depends?

    Yes, I went *there*….

  9. Tat Wood Says:

    Among the Abzorbaloff’s collection of abdominal faces are, I’m sure, Isaac Asimov, L Ron thingy, Louis Armstrong, Alan Moore and Ozzy Osbourne. All hosted by Ron from Sparks in a funny hat.

    “We’re Sergeant Orson’s Lonely Hearts Club Band…”

  10. Max Bathroom Says:

    @Tat Wood
    I think the Ayatollah Khomeni is in there as well.

  11. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Angry head on the upper left: GODDAMN it, Bob! If you make another head-based pun, I’m gonna bite your nose off!

    Oh come on, Jerry. Don’t lose your head.


  12. Bruce A Munro Says:

    I wonder if they take turns being the head on top? The head wearing the hat is blue and glowey like the rest of them.

  13. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Bruce: I guess that’s how he becomes Changed.

    @Tat: Insufficient sideburns for Asimov. But at least one of them is the clown from It.

    Head in middle is wearing a Venice Carnival/commedia del’arte mask.

  14. Emster Says:

    Ouch. If we were only looking at the cover art, I would have guessed something by L. Ron Hubbard. Not expecting this to be a Card cover. Nice find, Ozzie.

  15. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Emster: It’s not outside the realm of possibility that that IS Elron himself, presiding over some bullshit.

  16. A. R. Yngve Says:

    Where In the Changed Man is Carmen Sandiego?
    A fun game for the whole family!

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