Jun 29
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Max Bathroom Comments: Why you should never use a magic sword to shave your chest.
Published 1982

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Tagged with: bladed weapons • crotch armor • Elizabeth A. Lynn • font problems • Haircut 100 • Hamlyn Science Fiction • mask • nip slip • Unknown Artist Institute • weird pecs
May 10
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Ryan Comments: Forget mastery of the planet, our hero needs to master the use of either a belt or suspenders.
Published 1970

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Tagged with: BEHIND YOU! • crotch armor • dude • flying saucer • font problems • Jack Faragasso • Macfadden-Bartell • RUN! • unknown author
May 04
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Good Show Sir Comments: Anatomical issues: when one of your thighs is wider than your girlfriend’s arse.
Thanks to Ryan for sending this in.
Published 1993

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Tagged with: anatomical issues • ax-wielding • bladed weapons • booties • Conan series • crotch armor • damsel • John Maddox Roberts • Julie Bell • muscles • ridiculous haircut • Sir Mix-A-Lot • teat shields • Tor Books • weird pecs
Jul 14
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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday: Ravin’ Raven Rave
Good Show Sir Comments: Quoth the Raven: “Who’s a whore?”
1. When it came to naming time, it was gonna be either “Raven” or “Great Tit”
2. Better not get any blood on this outfit. It’s a bitch to dry clean.
Thanks to Arthur Dent for the first.
Published 1978, 1987

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Tagged with: Ace Books • big hair • bladed weapons • booties • cape • chainmail lingerie • Chris Achilleos • Corgi Books • crotch armor • devil's dumplings • font problems • horses • Luis Royo • nip slip • raven • Raven Series • Richard Kirk • space sheep
Jun 23
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Ryan Comments All I know is that this cover does not just draw the Eyes of Heisenberg, but every young red-blooded American boy’s eyes.
You might remember this from here.
Published 1979

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Tagged with: Berkley Books • chainmail lingerie • cleavage • crotch armor • damsel • fire • font problems • Frank Herbert • let us pray • numbers • Paul Alexander • ridiculous hat • throne • Ting!
May 19
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Bibliomancer Comments: It’s “The OtherWorld” not “The Other World”. Baen doesn’t have time for your punctuation bullshit.
Published 2000

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Tagged with: Baen Books • cleavage • Clyde Caldwell • crotch armor • damsel • elf • evil children • font problems • handguns • Holly Lisle • Mark Shepherd • Mercedes Lackey • monster • rifle • sword on fire
Feb 04
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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday – Hook 2 4 U!
Good Show Sir Comments:
1. The worst thing about being a politician is having to shake the voters’ hands.
2. Hook Paper Dolls: Cut along dotted line
Published 1974

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Tagged with: BEHIND YOU! • bighanditis • crotch armor • damsel • dude • fire • font problems • fungi • Haircut 100 • handguns • jumpsuit • Kenneth Bulmer • little people • New English Library • once you see it • Peter Goodfellow • Pinnacle Books • Tully Zetford • Unknown Artist Institute
Jan 13
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Good Show Sir Comments: Our first appearance of Der deutsche Schwanz!
Thanks to Helmut for sending this in!
You might remember this from here
Published 1977

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Tagged with: anatomical issues • bladed weapons • Carrillo • crotch armor • damsel • dragon • German • Jeffrey Lord (aka Manning Lee Stokes) • Kelter • loincloth • muscles • non-papillial person • Richard Blade • shields • spear • teat shields • volcano • weird pecs
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