If I wanted to cut a bloody path to power in the dying Roman Empire I wouldn’t start from the Taj Mahal. I’d probably also try to start from at least the right millennium.
Let Suggs and his mates set you right as to location. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXA6CLTDekw (My wife doesn’t look quite that much like Dee Hartford but can stand upright unaided most of the time).
Looks like the artist ran out of energy after doing the people. The buildings are just outlines, and the foreground is, what, slate flooring? A beach at low tide?
Frazetta and Vallejo called. They want their everything back.
Neither the dude nor the damsel are going to be comfortable. Her teat shield and his armored loincloth are going to be hell in very cold or very hot weather. Fellas, I invite you to imagine the chafing he must get.
Okay, glad I wasn’t the only one mystified by not-very-Romanesque buildings in the background… looks like they also rolling a pair of dice, which landed on a 3 and a 4, indicating the “My Little Pony” font which is to be white on a bright purple background. Sorry, Poul, not your day for cover art, again…
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July 1st, 2021 at 10:49 am
“His flashing thighs cut a sweaty path to Leg Day!”
July 1st, 2021 at 11:05 am
After the third mile he said “Get off my leg, for pity’s sake.”
July 1st, 2021 at 11:53 am
If I wanted to cut a bloody path to power in the dying Roman Empire I wouldn’t start from the Taj Mahal. I’d probably also try to start from at least the right millennium.
July 1st, 2021 at 11:59 am
Let Rainbow and Dio set you right as to location.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu8HiZepRWo
July 1st, 2021 at 12:06 pm
Sorry, let Marty Robbins set you right as to location.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmOvQVNjReo
July 1st, 2021 at 12:08 pm
Sorry, sorry. Let Frank set you right as to location.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK0Vdb1RUCk
July 1st, 2021 at 1:47 pm
How do his arm bands stay in place? Are they glued on like her pasties?
July 1st, 2021 at 2:59 pm
Good Show Comments is in fine form today.
Red Sonja is going to be pissed when she finds out he stole the bottom of her battle bikini.
@Tor Mented: he has to be flexing continuously to keep them on.
@fred, @Francis Boyle: clearly set in the same continuity as “Xena, Warrior Princess.”
July 1st, 2021 at 3:56 pm
BENEATH YOU!
July 1st, 2021 at 7:14 pm
“How can… I… complete my… very important…quest (ugh) with… this…damn… woman hanging on my leg? Some (puff) remove her… please.”
July 2nd, 2021 at 12:44 am
“Don’t tell me… Immac?”
July 2nd, 2021 at 2:26 am
Let Suggs and his mates set you right as to location. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXA6CLTDekw (My wife doesn’t look quite that much like Dee Hartford but can stand upright unaided most of the time).
July 2nd, 2021 at 2:41 am
Looks like the artist ran out of energy after doing the people. The buildings are just outlines, and the foreground is, what, slate flooring? A beach at low tide?
@Tracy, I think you’ve explained his pose.
July 2nd, 2021 at 6:11 am
Take a rogue’s word and eventually you get the boot.
July 2nd, 2021 at 7:58 am
@Francis: excellent point. I bet he didn’t do really well at what the blurb said.
@Tracy: especially he’s not going to do well with that. He’s not going to get far.
July 2nd, 2021 at 1:33 pm
The Roman Empire does look a tad too much like Barsoom in this interpretation.
July 3rd, 2021 at 2:41 am
Frazetta and Vallejo called. They want their everything back.
Neither the dude nor the damsel are going to be comfortable. Her teat shield and his armored loincloth are going to be hell in very cold or very hot weather. Fellas, I invite you to imagine the chafing he must get.
July 4th, 2021 at 7:42 am
Steranko called he wants his Talon back.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5CbGA-8C2E4/T9FYEDnMyEI/AAAAAAAAQzo/Ij1u0lXXJys/s1600/steranko_1969_spafon_05_c_talon_crop.jpg
July 5th, 2021 at 6:22 pm
Geez, when did Ricardo Montalban get so buff? Was this before or after that Star Trek movie?
April 3rd, 2022 at 12:12 am
Okay, glad I wasn’t the only one mystified by not-very-Romanesque buildings in the background… looks like they also rolling a pair of dice, which landed on a 3 and a 4, indicating the “My Little Pony” font which is to be white on a bright purple background. Sorry, Poul, not your day for cover art, again…