Mar 01
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Ryan Comments: Did the cover artist blunder into the Adult section of the Ren Fair?
Published 1998

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Tagged with: Baen Books • big hair • bladed weapons • camera • chainmail lingerie • damsel • eschergirl • Esther Friesner • font problems • Larry Elmore • mullet • shields
Dec 13
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Glenn Comments: OK you need to prove to me that you can do hands. Oh, and probably a giant rocket. This is Sci-Fi.
Published 1952

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Tagged with: big hair • bighanditis • cleavage • damsel • Earle Bergey • Jack Williamson • jumpsuit • Popular Library • rocket
May 13
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JuanPaul Comments: Even if she could hear an appendix, she would have better luck trying the right side.
Published 2008

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Tagged with: big hair • damsel • font problems • Juno Books • LISTEN! • Matthew Cook • strapping outfit • Timothy Lantz
Mar 04
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Walter Featherstone Comments: Saving up to pay for his girlfriend’s other boob job.
Published 1996

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Tagged with: Baen Books • big hair • bighanditis • bladed weapons • crown • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • font problems • Ken Tunnell • L. Sprague De Camp • Smirky McSmug
Feb 22
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JuanPaul Comments: The White Witch ditches Narnia for Death. Sure the steeds aren’t up to snuff and the Turkish delight follows her around everywhere, but at least that immortal lion won’t bother her.
Published 1972

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Tagged with: Ace Books • BEHIND YOU! • big hair • blob of awesomeness • chariot • damsel • eye-yi-yi • font problems • Kelly Freas • Kenneth Bulmer • strange creature • teat shields
Feb 04
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Ryan Comments: Nearly everyone in the bar had wagered on the exact time upon which Silverglass’ blouse would experience modesty fail.
You might remember the sequel.
Published 1986

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Tagged with: Ace Books • big hair • bladed weapons • candles • cleavage • damsel • devil's dumplings • headband • J.F. Rivkin • Luis Royo • strapping outfit
Nov 17
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Gabby Comments: She must be gasping for fresh air after being locked in the cargo with those two.
Published 1984

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Tagged with: aliens • balls • big hair • Bluejay books • damsel • font problems • interpretive dance • Rowena Morrill • scales • starkers • strange creature • Theodore Sturgeon
Sep 30
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Good Show Sir Comments: Is it a comic book or a graphic novel? Who knows. Is it a terrible cover? You betcha!
Published 1976

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Tagged with: big hair • Byron Preiss • damsel • devil's dumplings • dudes • font problems • non-papillial person • Pyramid Books • space ship • stars • Stephen Fabian
Jul 14
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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday: Ravin’ Raven Rave
Good Show Sir Comments: Quoth the Raven: “Who’s a whore?”
1. When it came to naming time, it was gonna be either “Raven” or “Great Tit”
2. Better not get any blood on this outfit. It’s a bitch to dry clean.
Thanks to Arthur Dent for the first.
Published 1978, 1987

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Tagged with: Ace Books • big hair • bladed weapons • booties • cape • chainmail lingerie • Chris Achilleos • Corgi Books • crotch armor • devil's dumplings • font problems • horses • Luis Royo • nip slip • raven • Raven Series • Richard Kirk • space sheep
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