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Ryan Comments: Tor delivers unto us the ultimate GSS-spec cover: No visible feet, useless feminine armor, Baen-Orange hues, multiple celestial bodies way too close to each other, busty cover babe, and enormous phallic swords.

Published 1990

(Average: 7.83 out of 10)

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Ryan Comments: No false advertisement here.

Published 1979

(Average: 8.44 out of 10)

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Marvin Comments: It’s the little things, like the crown over the K, that make this cover special.

Published 1962

(Average: 8.40 out of 10)

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Ryan Comments: Hair, the musical equine fantasy.

Published 1985

(Average: 6.60 out of 10)

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From the GSS Slack Channel:

Tweet Jane: Where did you guys disappear to? I had to get the cleaning lady to let me in the locked offices.

GSS Admin: Sorry, I’ve been on August holiday. I’ve always promised myself a month in Bangkok.

Tweet Jane: August holiday? You haven’t returned from last August’s holiday. Your voice mail and mailbox are full.

GSS Admin: Gotta run. The cabana boy is bringing over the cocktails.

Tag Wizard: Sorry, but I’ve, uh, been detained. It’s all a misunderstanding. My solicitor will have it all straightened out in no time at all!

Tweet Jane: Well what about the 2000th Post? We were planning to a have a contest, and prizes, and a big month-long rollout.

Tag Wizard: Oh yeah. Slipped my mind. Go into the submission form and see what’s laying around. Something with nice pair of jubblies is always a hit. The password is on a post-it note somewhere on my desk.

Tweet Jane: And I’m taking all the petty cash. You haven’t paid me in two months.

Univers 06

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Good Show Sir Comments: “What to Expect When You’re Expecting: Rosemary’s Baby Edition”

Thanks again to Alain for the J’ai Lu’s!

Published 1976

(Average: 9.00 out of 10)

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J Greely Comments: Every time I try to describe this picture, I get distracted by remembering what the aliens actually do with those fingers.

Published 1982

(Average: 8.00 out of 10)

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Hoo Doo Comments: The Brilliant Ideas Man thinks: “Mermaid Porn”!

Published 1982

(Average: 8.78 out of 10)

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JuanPaul Comments: She’s the green sheened queen of the scene.

Published 1979

(Average: 8.00 out of 10)

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Raoul Comments: My high-school Latin tells me this title is “Fat Morgan”. Must be that guy on the left.

Published 1980

(Average: 6.78 out of 10)

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Tor Mented Art Direction: “Here’s my wife’s glamour-studio photo. Turn it into a painting. You’ll have a generic cover, and I’ll have an anniversary gift. Two birds, one stone.”

Published 1994

(Average: 3.93 out of 10)

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