Gotta add, that’s a transportation option strictly for those obsessed with upper body exercise and/or hoping for a constant expectation of plummeting to your death.
There’s a movie called “Starcrash,” starring Caroline Munro, that is totally not a “Star Wars” rip-off. The rebels launch torpedoes at the evil empire’s enormous starship. And when the torpedoes crash through the walls of the ship, do they explode? No, they open up so that a soldier with a gun can pop out.
It sort of reminds me of this cover’s drone-delivered soldiers.
Ah, STARCRASH. 🙂
If we riffed on movies here, it would be on the list for sure.
Check it out here: https://youtu.be/8LOpi6TsW4o
(I saw this Italian movie as a kid, not long after seeing STAR WARS, and even at the age of 8 or 9 I thought it was bad. The only thing it had going for it was Caroline Munro.)
Unseen by whom, I ask? Blind people? Men in brightly-colored uniforms clinging to small missiles are going to be visible to anyone with even a bit of vision.
I’m not sure how the metal lassos work, either. They look like plumbing thingys.
September 9th, 2021 at 10:05 am
In the future, we will all be travelling by hovertrousers.
September 9th, 2021 at 10:10 am
Congratulations – you win a cuddly toy!
September 9th, 2021 at 12:19 pm
The zipcuffs guys are upping their game.
September 9th, 2021 at 1:15 pm
Aerodynamic perfection.
September 9th, 2021 at 1:57 pm
“Hello. We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”
September 9th, 2021 at 2:31 pm
Concept art for Amazon Prime delivery options.
September 9th, 2021 at 2:32 pm
‘Dude, check out my invisible hover-board… Oh, wait, you can’t.’
September 9th, 2021 at 3:04 pm
More like SIEGE OF THE EYE-CATCHINGLY VISIBLE.
September 9th, 2021 at 4:04 pm
Van Vogt predicted the hypersonic missile… sort of.
September 9th, 2021 at 4:09 pm
“I just hope Elon never sees this.”
– everyone at Tesla/SpaceX probably
September 9th, 2021 at 4:23 pm
“Look guys, a ringer! Our team wins!”
September 9th, 2021 at 4:59 pm
Ted’s bondage fantasies grew increasingly elaborate over time.
“Evil had a Third Eye”
And a second nose.
September 9th, 2021 at 5:06 pm
Gotta add, that’s a transportation option strictly for those obsessed with upper body exercise and/or hoping for a constant expectation of plummeting to your death.
September 9th, 2021 at 6:23 pm
There’s a movie called “Starcrash,” starring Caroline Munro, that is totally not a “Star Wars” rip-off. The rebels launch torpedoes at the evil empire’s enormous starship. And when the torpedoes crash through the walls of the ship, do they explode? No, they open up so that a soldier with a gun can pop out.
It sort of reminds me of this cover’s drone-delivered soldiers.
September 9th, 2021 at 7:08 pm
Ah, STARCRASH. 🙂
If we riffed on movies here, it would be on the list for sure.
Check it out here:
https://youtu.be/8LOpi6TsW4o
(I saw this Italian movie as a kid, not long after seeing STAR WARS, and even at the age of 8 or 9 I thought it was bad. The only thing it had going for it was Caroline Munro.)
September 10th, 2021 at 1:43 am
Unseen by whom, I ask? Blind people? Men in brightly-colored uniforms clinging to small missiles are going to be visible to anyone with even a bit of vision.
I’m not sure how the metal lassos work, either. They look like plumbing thingys.
(image-searches the intarwebs)
Hose clamps! That’s what they are, hose clamps.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hose_clamp
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hose_clamp#/media/File:Hoseclamps.screw.agr.jpg
Guess either Van Vogt or Valigursky was doing a bit of plumbing.
Better strapline and title:
“Evil had a plumbing supply business”. SIEGE OF THE AIRBORNE PLUMBERS.
@Tor: I saw that on video in the early 80s. Owned by a male friend who liked Star Wars and also fancied Ms. Munro.
It is truly… whatever Italian for je ne sais quoi is. Non so cosa?
September 10th, 2021 at 3:34 am
Those guys aren’t the unseen. They’re besieging the unseen, which is in the background, where you don’t see it.
September 10th, 2021 at 5:07 pm
This cover and the subsequent comments have to be in my own top ten of personal GSS enjoyment.
September 11th, 2021 at 3:06 am
I can see them just fine.
Third eye blind, maybe ?