Emster comments: Where human meets inhuman… And the big hair begins.
Published 1989
Tagged with: A.C. Crispin • Ace Books • aliens • big hair • Boris Vallejo • damsel • embossing • floating head
Karate Kid in space.
If you bring Karen Carpenter along on your spaceship and give her big hair, she can crawl through the air vents to sweep them out.
The latest auditions for Van Halen are going to give Diamond Dave a run for his mullet!
“Spaceship wax on, spaceship wax off.”
Andrew Garfield as three of the alternate universe Spideys we didn’t see.
Into the 1980sVerse?
Human and alien united in a quest for hairspray.
I think Boris forgot the fluoro headbands.
Off to destroy other planets’ ozone layers with hairspray!
The woman in the middle is the most-covered, least-endowed female I’ve ever seen on a Boris cover.
@GSSxn—I’m wondering, can’t tell for sure, if there might not be a little jaunt to that hip at least?
She is ready to Spacercise!
@BC: Could be, just a bit.
And/or she’s giving arms akimbo to whoever designed the skin tight spandex outfit with insufficient support.
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June 26th, 2023 at 12:54 pm
Karate Kid in space.
June 26th, 2023 at 1:54 pm
If you bring Karen Carpenter along on your spaceship and give her big hair, she can crawl through the air vents to sweep them out.
June 26th, 2023 at 2:00 pm
The latest auditions for Van Halen are going to give Diamond Dave a run for his mullet!
June 26th, 2023 at 2:17 pm
“Spaceship wax on, spaceship wax off.”
June 26th, 2023 at 2:21 pm
Andrew Garfield as three of the alternate universe Spideys we didn’t see.
June 26th, 2023 at 4:25 pm
Into the 1980sVerse?
June 26th, 2023 at 4:37 pm
Human and alien united in a quest for hairspray.
June 26th, 2023 at 5:50 pm
I think Boris forgot the fluoro headbands.
June 27th, 2023 at 2:25 am
Off to destroy other planets’ ozone layers with hairspray!
The woman in the middle is the most-covered, least-endowed female I’ve ever seen on a Boris cover.
June 27th, 2023 at 7:21 am
@GSSxn—I’m wondering, can’t tell for sure, if there might not be a little jaunt to that hip at least?
June 27th, 2023 at 3:26 pm
She is ready to Spacercise!
June 27th, 2023 at 10:32 pm
@BC: Could be, just a bit.
And/or she’s giving arms akimbo to whoever designed the skin tight spandex outfit with insufficient support.