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Volkhavaar

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Date night!

Max Bathroom comments: What do you mean you’re embarrassed to be seen with my awesome hat?

Published 1981

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 4.55 out of 10)
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17 Responses to “Volkhavaar”

  1. B. Chiclitz Says:
    June 27th, 2023 at 8:25 am

    I think he’s sporting a set of those wax teeth we used to buy as kids at the candy store.

  2. fred Says:
    June 27th, 2023 at 12:38 pm

    Theme song.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0zBL7Cg2XY

  3. NomadUK Says:
    June 27th, 2023 at 1:27 pm

    Gonna wash that man right outta my hair!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr3wH4u4xus

  4. Tat Wood Says:
    June 27th, 2023 at 2:38 pm

    “Eels u inside ya, findin’ and entrance where they can…”

    [Full length verson for a change https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_wgP8JwRcU

  5. Ryan Says:
    June 27th, 2023 at 3:24 pm

    Rockwell also has something to say about this cover.

    https://youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY

  6. Francis Boyle Says:
    June 27th, 2023 at 4:41 pm

    Two people, one hand, no feet. Someone aced their “How to avoid drawing fiddly bits” at UAI.

  7. Bruce A Munro Says:
    June 27th, 2023 at 4:58 pm

    It’s the pimp wizard!

  8. JuanPaul Says:
    June 27th, 2023 at 5:04 pm

    Life was difficult before the invention of the Squatty Potty

  9. Tor Mented Says:
    June 27th, 2023 at 5:37 pm

    Editor: “You can’t draw squat.”
    Artist: “Hold my beer.”

  10. Tor Mented Says:
    June 27th, 2023 at 5:40 pm

    (It might be a commentary on our times that if you type in “hold my,” the autofill suggestion is “beer.”)

  11. B. Chiclitz Says:
    June 27th, 2023 at 5:43 pm

    @FB—
    From textbook Chapter 2, How to Avoid Drawing Fiddly Bits
    Section 1: Feet—
    Make it look like you are about to draw the feet, then conveniently and abruptly come to the lower cover edge and give up. Tell your art director—”I was all set to do the feet right well, but then, what do you know, the cover ran out! I’ll nail it next time.”

  12. fred Says:
    June 27th, 2023 at 8:35 pm

    I don’t think I want to know what warlock Butthead did with Beavis.

  13. GSS ex-noob Says:
    June 27th, 2023 at 10:26 pm

    O, young Volkhavaar is come out of the West
    Women tear their hair, for his hat’s not the best so WTF and ridiculous that they can’t even look at it.

    @Tat: We knew this had to be written down somewhere!

    @fred: A true resemblance! We know what sound is coming out from behind those teeth.

  14. Emster Says:
    June 29th, 2023 at 3:15 pm

    @fred: Theme song helped remove cover image from whatever brain tissue it was seared into, but now I’m humming the Cowsill’s zany tune with images of tambourine master Susie C dancing in my head…

  15. A. R. Yngve Says:
    June 30th, 2023 at 10:27 am

    Corporate CEO:
    “Sales of L’Oreal hair products are down. What we need is a new, bold direction! Out goes the old slogan ‘Because you’re worth it.’ In the age of social media bullying and digital peer pressure, our new slogan will be: ‘BECAUSE YOU’RE WORTHLESS!’ The Art Department has come up with this concept poster…”

  16. Bruce A Munro Says:
    June 30th, 2023 at 10:43 pm

    @fred: sacrificed him to the Elder Gods to get naked chicks, of course.

  17. Francis Boyle Says:
    July 3rd, 2023 at 4:19 pm

    @ARY

    Kudos for getting social media bang on! I hereby award you the inaugural GSS Black Mirror Prize.

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