@FB—
From textbook Chapter 2, How to Avoid Drawing Fiddly Bits
Section 1: Feet—
Make it look like you are about to draw the feet, then conveniently and abruptly come to the lower cover edge and give up. Tell your art director—”I was all set to do the feet right well, but then, what do you know, the cover ran out! I’ll nail it next time.”
@fred: Theme song helped remove cover image from whatever brain tissue it was seared into, but now I’m humming the Cowsill’s zany tune with images of tambourine master Susie C dancing in my head…
Corporate CEO:
“Sales of L’Oreal hair products are down. What we need is a new, bold direction! Out goes the old slogan ‘Because you’re worth it.’ In the age of social media bullying and digital peer pressure, our new slogan will be: ‘BECAUSE YOU’RE WORTHLESS!’ The Art Department has come up with this concept poster…”
June 27th, 2023 at 8:25 am
I think he’s sporting a set of those wax teeth we used to buy as kids at the candy store.
June 27th, 2023 at 12:38 pm
Theme song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0zBL7Cg2XY
June 27th, 2023 at 1:27 pm
Gonna wash that man right outta my hair!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr3wH4u4xus
June 27th, 2023 at 2:38 pm
“Eels u inside ya, findin’ and entrance where they can…”
[Full length verson for a change https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_wgP8JwRcU
June 27th, 2023 at 3:24 pm
Rockwell also has something to say about this cover.
https://youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY
June 27th, 2023 at 4:41 pm
Two people, one hand, no feet. Someone aced their “How to avoid drawing fiddly bits” at UAI.
June 27th, 2023 at 4:58 pm
It’s the pimp wizard!
June 27th, 2023 at 5:04 pm
Life was difficult before the invention of the Squatty Potty
June 27th, 2023 at 5:37 pm
Editor: “You can’t draw squat.”
Artist: “Hold my beer.”
June 27th, 2023 at 5:40 pm
(It might be a commentary on our times that if you type in “hold my,” the autofill suggestion is “beer.”)
June 27th, 2023 at 5:43 pm
@FB—
From textbook Chapter 2, How to Avoid Drawing Fiddly Bits
Section 1: Feet—
Make it look like you are about to draw the feet, then conveniently and abruptly come to the lower cover edge and give up. Tell your art director—”I was all set to do the feet right well, but then, what do you know, the cover ran out! I’ll nail it next time.”
June 27th, 2023 at 8:35 pm
I don’t think I want to know what warlock Butthead did with Beavis.
June 27th, 2023 at 10:26 pm
O, young Volkhavaar is come out of the West
Women tear their hair, for his hat’s
not the bestso WTF and ridiculous that they can’t even look at it.@Tat: We knew this had to be written down somewhere!
@fred: A true resemblance! We know what sound is coming out from behind those teeth.
June 29th, 2023 at 3:15 pm
@fred: Theme song helped remove cover image from whatever brain tissue it was seared into, but now I’m humming the Cowsill’s zany tune with images of tambourine master Susie C dancing in my head…
June 30th, 2023 at 10:27 am
Corporate CEO:
“Sales of L’Oreal hair products are down. What we need is a new, bold direction! Out goes the old slogan ‘Because you’re worth it.’ In the age of social media bullying and digital peer pressure, our new slogan will be: ‘BECAUSE YOU’RE WORTHLESS!’ The Art Department has come up with this concept poster…”
June 30th, 2023 at 10:43 pm
@fred: sacrificed him to the Elder Gods to get naked chicks, of course.
July 3rd, 2023 at 4:19 pm
@ARY
Kudos for getting social media bang on! I hereby award you the inaugural GSS Black Mirror Prize.