Sep 15

Gold medal buttlifting effortClick for larger image

Good Show Sir Comments: This is called the snatch and the jerk. In weightlifting terms.

Published 1980

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 5.38 out of 10)

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18 Responses to “Morgenrötes Krieger”

  1. Cornelius Says:

    Not sure he’s quite got the hang of sex.

  2. JuanPaul Says:

    “Fuax-nan! What is best in life?”

    “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to clean and jerk da women”

  3. Max Bathroom Says:

    It’s probably for the best that the German language Sword and Sorcery remake of Dirty Dancing remains an unwatched obscurity.

  4. Bibliomancer Says:

    Google translate tells me this is “Dawn Warrior”.
    So she must be Dawn.

  5. Tat Wood Says:

    Next cobweb season, get a Swiffer.

  6. fred Says:

    Mixed pairs – Olympic skating – gold medal, despite the Russian judge.

  7. Tracy Says:

    Did she spill her coffee with the sudden lift and it’s flying out from around her waist?

    Oh, and at last an artist who can do feet.

  8. Michael Toland Says:

    Or is that “Snatchin’ Jerk?”

  9. Max Bathroom Says:

    @Michael Toland
    Of course it isn’t: Fauxnan has his hands full doesn’t he? He can’t pay little Fauxnan any attention until he’s put the damsel down…

  10. Francis Boyle Says:

    “and ladies, I call this pose the supine bank manager. If you don’t have a be muscled barbarian handy you can try it wit a padded stool.”

  11. Leak Says:

    Yeah, I’m thinking this cover was less “Morgenröte” and more “Morgenlatte”…

  12. GSS ex-noob Says:

    First off, GSS to Admin or Tag for the Art Direction!

    Dawn has an “oh, no, here we go again, sigh” look on her face. She definitely thinks Faux-nan is a jerk.

    He must be really strong. Not that many muscles but he can hold a Sir Mix-worthy damsel up.

    Does the misty background have pterodactyls, a castle (or a kremlin?) and something on fire?

    @Cornelius: Look at that giant face on his junk! With that much metal clonking into the equipment with every step (and sitting) he’s bound to have pulverized all his sex bits.

    @Tracy: He can draw female feet, at least.

    @FB: That makes me hope it was drawn in separate parts and she was lying down on something. His arms must have gotten tired even if he wasn’t hoisting a woman aloft.

  13. Emster Says:

    She looks more annoyed than alarmed, like Ann-Margret waiting to be put down so she can go phone her manager and tell him he’s fired.

    Anyone know if this pose has anything to do with the story? Feet are really well drawn so not surprised that they also managed nicely draped whatever that is she’s wearing.

  14. Bruce A Munro Says:

    The Throwing Wife: the last resort weapon of the Misogynist tribe.

  15. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Bruce: The Misogynist Tribe’s enemies must declare war often, if they’re getting scantily clad babes tossed at them.

    @Emster: Definitely Ann-Margaret! That was the point where she broke up with Elvis. Or his stunt man. And her manager.

  16. Tor Mented Says:

    Is this the German edition of this book?

  17. B. Chiclitz Says:

    “I had to see for myself, but, yes, my Faux-Nan butt muscles are clearly more well-defined.”

  18. A. R. Yngve Says:

    Surely that image is a metaphor for something. Such as… “We have no clue what we’re selling and to whom.”

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