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Good Show Sir Comments: Genocide by cat.

Published 1960

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 5.53 out of 10)
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15 Responses to “Lost Race of Mars”

  1. Francis Boyle Says:

    And boy, did this cover lose the race.

    I feel bad about been snarky here because Leonard Kessler was by all accounts a respected and indeed accomplished children’s book illustrator and apparently some people find (or at least found) the illustrations charming, but the cover’s a disaster. (It actually looks a bit better in colour. At least with colour it doesn’t look like a New Yorker cartoon drawn by a precocious three-year-old.)

  2. fred Says:

    Obviously Heinlein’s inspiration for Stanger in a Strange Land.

  3. Cornelius Says:

    Apparently, cats don’t need air.

  4. Tat Wood Says:

    “Have you accepted Jesus into your heart?”

    “Actually, no: here on Mars we eat those cacti, get ripped to the tits and make spirit-animals from balloons. They don’t last long, what with the low atmospheric pressure and the cacti. Would you like to come in and talk about it?”

  5. Tor Mented Says:

    No wonder they lost. Those spacesuits must really slow them down.

  6. Max Bathroom Says:

    @ Tor Mented
    I thought they’d won the race? They’ve acquired a cat as a prize…

  7. Bibliomancer Says:

    @FB – Captions that work with any New Yorker cartoon

    “Christ, what an asshole!”

    “What a misunderstanding!”

    “I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.”

  8. JuanPaul Says:

    Leonard Kessler’s Lost Eraser on Mars

  9. Bruce A Munro Says:

    “Lost? I wasn’t aware I was missing.”

    @Cornelius: we can’t see how many legs it has – perhaps it’s a Martian sand-cat ( https://aliens.fandom.com/wiki/Martian_Sand-cat )

  10. GSS ex-noob Says:

    “Love” that wacky 50s/60s font. Perfect for the time.

    Reminds me of the Quisp ads. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quisp
    https://www.quakeroats.com/products/cold-cereals/quisp
    (and too many YouTube videos)

    For you young’uns, Quisp was like Cap’n Crunch, but without the mouth-damaging edges. Dammit, now I want some Quisp. No longer sold in stores, at least not the ones I go to.

    Cats don’t need spacesuits? Ah, synopsis says it’s a Mars cat.

    Was this perchance illustrated by Leonard Jr. when Dad was busy?

    @FB: Yes, it’s much less offensive in color. Wonder why the hardback was B&W and the paper color? Seems backwards.

    @B’man: all those work here too.

  11. Hammy Says:

    Mars-cat: I lost the Mars Race, and look what I got – a couple of loser kids in ill-fitting spacesuits….

  12. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @GSS ex-noob: clearly, the publisher thought a black and white cover illustration would give the hardcover edition the proper note of ‘gravitas’.

  13. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @B’Mancer—I’ve applied the New Yorker caption test to literally scores of New Yorker cartoons and it has improved every single one, except perhaps
    this one

  14. GSS ex-noob Says:

    If the adults’ spacesuits are styled that way, it’s a great disappointment to anyone who has Sir Mix-esque tastes.

    @BC: Agreed. That one is perfect as-is.

  15. Emster Says:

    Yow! I remember reading that one – it was in the school library. Not a bad story as I recall, but even as a kid found the illustrations a bit primitive (I was spoilt on Asterix and TinTin, so was a bit of an art snob).

    Makes me smile to think a master of SF was influencing a bunch of us kiddos to look beyond the usual library fluff.

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