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Ralph E. Comments: Don’t you hate when time-traveling grandma catches you downloading porn.

Published 1995

(Average: 8.56 out of 10)

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Jimmy Comments: “I said “socks” not “sucks”! Please don’t send me to the front lines. I’m ten years old!”

Published 1991

(Average: 5.38 out of 10)

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Wendy’s Art Direction: You can read the blurb as well as I can. Paint it!

Published 1987

(Average: 8.43 out of 10)

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Ozzy Comments: This pizza looks terrible.

Published 1982

(Average: 7.90 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: I know what you’re all saying… “This book doesn’t count! It’s clearly self-published!” Well I found in a legit bookstore, dammit, so I say it counts!
Published 2000

(Average: 7.67 out of 10)

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Perry Comments: Not to be confused with Jean Rollin’s infamous librarian vampire movies.
Published 1997

(Average: 7.88 out of 10)

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Dead Stuff With Big Teeth’s Art Direction: We haven’t any more time to spend on your ‘drawing the main character’ rubbish, there are 117 layers of rainbow-coloured lacquer to slap on the cover before we put it to bed!
Published 2011

(Average: 7.05 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: “Gee willikers, Joe, I see skeletons!”

“F#*% this noise, Tom!”
Published 1959

(Average: 6.69 out of 10)

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Perry Armstrong Comments: “You know that dream where you’ve forgotten some of your clothes …and you’re a robot …and ripped? Yeah, that one.”

Published 1983

(Average: 8.23 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments: Howdy Doody hit the skids in the 70s when he started chasing the dragon.
Published 1977

(Average: 6.27 out of 10)

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