Good Show Sir

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Rick Deckhard Comments: Do I recall correctly that Poe was married to his 13-year old cousin? What made me remember that?

Published 1991

(Average: 8.57 out of 10)

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Alice Comments: Hear me out. What if when we are awake we are actually dreaming … but when we are asleep … what was I saying … this is great pot!

Published 1979

(Average: 7.90 out of 10)

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Mrs Jones Comments: “How to Pick Up Girls” by Conan.

Published 1987

(Average: 7.20 out of 10)

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We have here a trio of Honourable Mentions since these are e-books and technically not being photographed sitting in our sweaty hands. But the “publisher” Phoenix Pick informs us that you can own an actual dead-tree book version of the same. The odds are vanishingly small that any book versions of these titles would ever be found in what few book stores still exist. So let’s have our fun with these e-book pix nicked from the Intertubes. I see some vestige of an artist signature on one of these. Go figure. But none of my usual sources gives any hint who they might be. So Unknown Artist Institute it is.

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Good Show Sir Comments:

1. He-man and Cat-in-the-Hat take on flaming Gummi-Bear monster.

2. Stop wearing the chamois, son. I’ve got to dry the car.

3. Don’t think you’re setting a foot outside wearing that strapping outfit!

Published 2012

(Average: 9.04 out of 10)

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Jimmy Comments: “I said “socks” not “sucks”! Please don’t send me to the front lines. I’m ten years old!”

Published 1991

(Average: 5.00 out of 10)

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Darren Comments: Huzzah! It’s bow-hunting season on faeries!

Published 1995

(Average: 7.30 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: She be hanging her arse off the poop deck.
Published 1981

(Average: 8.90 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: Ye poor souls, gaze upon the beardy face of PURE EEEEEEVIL!
Published 1983

(Average: 7.54 out of 10)

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Well we had Paris yesterday… or Blackpool… or Las Vegas… anyway, it’s a loose tie-in!

Many thanks to Tat Wood who sent these in ages ago but have been sitting around due to site problems. Which, I might add, are still being looked at – I swear!

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Published 1986

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Published 1987

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Published 1982

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Published 1975

(Average: 8.23 out of 10)

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John C Comments: Look, you wanted me to modernise the planet so I went to IKEA and got one of their “Flty” anti-gravity beds. It’s not my fault half the bits are missing and the instructions don’t make sense.
Published 1979

(Average: 5.95 out of 10)

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