Good Show Sir

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Delores Comments: He could be killed but not drilled. Drilled but not chilled. Chilled but not billed …

Published 1962

(Average: 5.17 out of 10)

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Meg March Comments: She’s sad her boyfriend dumped her. But his remains made great houseplant compost.

Published 1975

(Average: 5.50 out of 10)

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Ump’s Art Direction: We’re through with goofy covers: this time we want something simple and classic. So we want a blond guy who’s wearing no pants to jump through the air with a sword trying to stick it in a space gorilla. Yeah – a blue space gorilla that has a giant space gorilla head growing out of its back. And we want a gal in a stripper outfit in the background and she’s turned like she’s pretending to look way because she’s embarrassed, but if you look at her eyes peeking back because she’s really into it. Like I said: simple and classic.

Published 1979

(Average: 8.86 out of 10)

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Rick Deckard Comments: behind you. No, Behind You. Hey, BEHIND YOU!

Published 1977

(Average: 7.63 out of 10)

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Raoul Comments: The time is now! Oh wait, no. Now! Let’s check again. Yeah. It’s NOW!

Published 1965

(Average: 7.57 out of 10)

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Alice Comments: You young ‘uns aren’t going off to no interstellar war until you finish your chores!

Published 1974

(Average: 8.14 out of 10)

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Marvin Comments: Let me finish you off before that giant asteroid impact destroys the rest of your species.

Published 1955

(Average: 8.60 out of 10)

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Paul Comments: Her favourite selfie.

You might remember this from here.

Published 1981

(Average: 7.78 out of 10)

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Nathan Comments: Embarrassed by the look of the main characters, the stegosaurus quietly sneaked away.

Published 1992

(Average: 7.56 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments: I’ll take “Penis Mightier Than The Sword” for $100 Alex!

Published 2010

(Average: 8.86 out of 10)

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