It’s a little known fact that there was a $cientologist fan supplement for Car Wars which made it clear that operating Thetans were immortal and so badass they don’t need to bother wearing body armour.
I am not very familiar with L. Ron’s cult, but the blower-and-fenderskirts combination on the Cadillac is definitely heretical.
Also, anyone who is attracted to a book by the depiction of a Clenet Cabriolet is a serious deviant, so that is two strikes just on automotive grounds.
December 2nd, 2020 at 9:42 am
Ladies beware! Pretty/bad boy just wants you for your pink Cadillac*.
*Other automotive metaphors may be available for this cover.
December 2nd, 2020 at 9:50 am
His tailor’s a suppressive person, he certainly can’t walk in that.
December 2nd, 2020 at 11:23 am
In some ways it’s a good cover: it gives an accurate impression of the content quality.
December 2nd, 2020 at 12:31 pm
“Donde esta la biblioteca, El Ron.” If you don’t speak Spanish, I just told him ‘Behind you.”
December 2nd, 2020 at 1:57 pm
It’s a little known fact that there was a $cientologist fan supplement for Car Wars which made it clear that operating Thetans were immortal and so badass they don’t need to bother wearing body armour.
December 2nd, 2020 at 3:59 pm
I am not very familiar with L. Ron’s cult, but the blower-and-fenderskirts combination on the Cadillac is definitely heretical.
Also, anyone who is attracted to a book by the depiction of a Clenet Cabriolet is a serious deviant, so that is two strikes just on automotive grounds.
December 2nd, 2020 at 6:55 pm
I guess gloves are hard to draw too.
December 2nd, 2020 at 8:24 pm
The tilt of those skyscrapers indicates a hemispherical surface about a kilometer across. Is this a naff 80s reboot of ‘Le Petit Prince’?
December 2nd, 2020 at 8:39 pm
Judging by the chest pockets, that jacket appears to be designed exclusively for right handed people. Is that a Scientology thing?
December 3rd, 2020 at 3:45 am
That is a jaunty hip!
The Enemy Within: Extreme Chafing.
Despite the $cinos well-known antipathy to it, this cover is suspiciously gay. Tight leather pants and jacket, pink Cadillac, perfectly tousled hair.
@fred: GSS. And GSS to all.
@TagW and @JP: thanks for another L. Ron Humpday!
@Tat: Would fit with Miscavaige, no?
December 3rd, 2020 at 3:59 am
@GSSxn—Good eye on that hip!
December 4th, 2020 at 2:44 am
@BC: I knew you’d appreciate it.
(Are we being too subtle about this?)
I think those arms are also akimbo.
December 4th, 2020 at 10:16 pm
In the background, is that Toon Town or Cool World?
December 9th, 2020 at 12:35 am
How Chris Pine paid the bills in his modeling days