Good Show Sir - Only the worst Sci-fi/Fantasy book covers

Dec 10

Suspension

'Can you help me with this home-arrest collar?' Click for larger image

Marvin Comments: In case of girlfriend emergency, break glass.

Published 1964

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!

I would touch it without protective gloves.

I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.

Interesting, but I would still read it in public.

Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully good

Would not like to be seen reading that!

Awful... just awful...

That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!

Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!

Good Show Sir!

(Average: 7.40 out of 10)

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Tagged with: Badger Books • Bron Fane • catsuit • damsel • dude • font problems • H. Fox • Patricia Fanthorpe • people in bottles • R.L. Fanthorpe • ring around the collar • sleepy time • spiffy uniform • strange artifact

May 08

Noir Fatale

Nice front cover. What's on the backside? Click for larger image

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Published 2019

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!

I would touch it without protective gloves.

I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.

Interesting, but I would still read it in public.

Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully good

Would not like to be seen reading that!

Awful... just awful...

That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!

Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!

Good Show Sir!

(Average: 8.57 out of 10)

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Tagged with: Baen Books • bangs • blaster • catsuit • city • damsel • David Weber • eschergirl • font problems • Kacey Ezell • Larry Correia • Laurell K. Hamilton • Sarah A. Hoyt • Sir Mix-A-Lot

Jul 23

Quas Starbrite

Space Twister - The Game of the Future Click for larger image

Margo Comments: “Reggie, stop punching him in the elbow. I don’t think killer robots have a funny bone.”

Published 1981

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!

I would touch it without protective gloves.

I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.

Interesting, but I would still read it in public.

Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully good

Would not like to be seen reading that!

Awful... just awful...

That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!

Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!

Good Show Sir!

(Average: 8.53 out of 10)

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Tagged with: Bantam Books • booties • catsuit • damsel • dude • font problems • gibberish title • interpretive dance • James R. Berry • long hair • nonsensical shadows • robot • Unknown Artist Institute

Jun 13

Tomorrow and Tomorrow

The Strange Cult of the Straw Boater Click for full image

Keep on Truckin' Click for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: It’s a Two-Fer Tuesday – Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow Edition!

#1 No Shoes, No Shirt … No Problem!

#2 Your boyfriend needs to wash his hands first.

Published 1956 and 1970

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!

I would touch it without protective gloves.

I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.

Interesting, but I would still read it in public.

Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully good

Would not like to be seen reading that!

Awful... just awful...

That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!

Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!

Good Show Sir!

(Average: 7.50 out of 10)

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Tagged with: big hair • Bob Lavin • Bob Pepper • busy hands • catsuit • cleavage • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • font problems • Hunt Collins • loincloth • muscles • Pyramid Books • straw boater hat • topless • two-fer

Apr 26

The Ring-A-Ding UFOs

This Miss's Sis Misses Mississippi Click for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: When you wake up – again – tied-up, drugged, beaten … blame the UFOs!

Published 1967

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!

I would touch it without protective gloves.

I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.

Interesting, but I would still read it in public.

Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully good

Would not like to be seen reading that!

Awful... just awful...

That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!

Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!

Good Show Sir!

(Average: 8.21 out of 10)

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Tagged with: Belmont Books • Bob Tralins • booties • boredom • catsuit • cleavage • damsel • gams • rope • Unknown Artist Institute

Jun 15

Gender Genocide

Is she far away... or just small? Click for full image

Tom Noir Comments: Earl’s plan to hide from the Future Women inside one of their own vagina’s proved a failure.
Published 1973

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!

I would touch it without protective gloves.

I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.

Interesting, but I would still read it in public.

Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully good

Would not like to be seen reading that!

Awful... just awful...

That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!

Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!

Good Show Sir!

(Average: 8.95 out of 10)

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Tagged with: Ace Books • beard-wielding • catsuit • cleavage • damsel • dude • Edmund Cooper • fancy hat • handguns • mega limbs • Unknown Artist Institute

Apr 27

Deathstalker

Don't look now, but Justine has way more fabulous boots on than I do! Click for full image

Tom Noir Comments: Here’s one for the Ladies! Or gentlemen of a certain persuasion.
Published 1995

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!

I would touch it without protective gloves.

I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.

Interesting, but I would still read it in public.

Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully good

Would not like to be seen reading that!

Awful... just awful...

That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!

Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!

Good Show Sir!

(Average: 7.90 out of 10)

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Tagged with: catsuit • damsel • Donato Giancola • dude • gun • handguns • Roc Books • shoulder pads • Simon R. Green • spiffy uniform • sword

Mar 24

Ring of Violence

Boyd takes on the Catsuit Army Click for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: Oh. I thought you said “Ring of Violins.” Never mind. — Roseanne Roseannadanna
Published 1969

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!

I would touch it without protective gloves.

I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.

Interesting, but I would still read it in public.

Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully good

Would not like to be seen reading that!

Awful... just awful...

That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!

Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!

Good Show Sir!

(Average: 8.12 out of 10)

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Tagged with: arch • Avon Books • bayonets • bikini • Bob Foster • catsuit • corpse mountain • damsel • Douglas R. Mason • dude • helmet • hunkbutt • muscles • ridiculous hat • rifle • tights • white-clothed protagonist

Feb 26

Lieut Gulliver Jones – His Vacation

The Silver Surfers hippie brother. Click for full image

Perry Comments: Best read while listening to Steppenwolf.
Published 1977

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!

I would touch it without protective gloves.

I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.

Interesting, but I would still read it in public.

Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully good

Would not like to be seen reading that!

Awful... just awful...

That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!

Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!

Good Show Sir!

(Average: 7.56 out of 10)

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Tagged with: catsuit • dude • Edwin Lester Arnold • font problems • Joe Petagno • New English Library • planets • ridiculous hat • Roger Lancelyn Green

Feb 19

The Men in the Jungle

Just like the men who meet at my local golf course... during the middle of the night. Click for full image

Noel Comments: In an ideal world, these would be the UK’s next Eurovision entrants.
Published 1978

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!

I would touch it without protective gloves.

I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.

Interesting, but I would still read it in public.

Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully good

Would not like to be seen reading that!

Awful... just awful...

That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!

Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!

Good Show Sir!

(Average: 8.38 out of 10)

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Tagged with: cane • catsuit • chains • dead eyes • dude • loincloth • Melvyn Grant • muscles • Norman Spinrad • Sphere Books • starkers • tree

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