Lord Kelvin Comments: He is so embarrassed to be seen with this pussy.
I meant the cat.
Published 1993
Lord Kelvin Comments: He is so embarrassed to be seen with this pussy.
I meant the cat.
Published 1993
Mad Max Comments: First you get high. Then you die … by octopi.
Published 1999
Wendy Comments “Don’t move or the platypus in the trenchcoat gets it!”
Published 1995
J Greely Comments: Nothing says alien sex like crosshairs targeting an eyeball filled with Saturn.
Published 1992
Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments: Scout Finch experimented with Wicca in college.
Published 2016
Tom Noir Comments: Here’s one for the Ladies! Or gentlemen of a certain persuasion.
Published 1995
Good Show Sir Comments: Prequel to Beach Blanket Bingo Planet
Published 2001
Tom Noir Comments: “I now pronounce you ThighMaster representative and wife!”
Published 1992
Tom Noir Comments: “Don’t use your fearsome claws and thick, scaly hide for protection, dragon! Use this unwieldy sword and shield instead! And for God’s sakes, wear a loincloth, we’re civilized here.”
Published 1998 (maybe)
Scott Comments: Billy Ray Cyrus and the chick from “Showgirls” fight monsters. Including the green slime monster from “Ghostbusters”.
Published 1993
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