May 03

Bad genie, stay!

Emster comments: And the 2023 Award for Most Awkward Pose goes to…

Published 1991

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 4.63 out of 10)

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12 Responses to “The Road to Ehvenor”

  1. Steve S Says:

    A wave of her left hand, a puff of smoke and the problem of having to draw yet another pair of feet. Simply disappeared.

  2. fred Says:

    When you have the chance to draw Raven – Swordsmistress of Chaos high heels, you draw Raven – Swordsmistress of Chaos high heels.

  3. NomadUK Says:

    Either that dude is on his knees as well, he’s had his lower legs amputated, or he’s sinking into a bog beneath the leaves — in which latter case maybe the bear demon isn’t his biggest worry.

  4. Francis Boyle Says:

    Given all the emanations I’m pretty sure this is an illustration of some porn genre that only exists in the magical realm. Which would probably explain amputee guy as well.

  5. Tat Wood Says:

    Which one’s supposed to be Dorothy Lamour?

  6. Daard23 Says:

    Someone needs to replace the yellow cartridge in the printer.

  7. Max Bathroom Says:

    I’m just wondering if this image has been altered to fantasy it up after the interspecies porno with the only person on that cover with feet giving a bear a handjob failed to make it to publication.

  8. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Don’t you hate it when there’s a full moon and your genie turns out to be a werewolf?

  9. B. Chiclitz Says:

    “Look, he’s materializing! Quick, obscure his junk with a puff of blue smoke! And then get me out of this bog!”

  10. GSS ex-noob Says:

    So the artist only had purple, orange, and a whole lot of generic brown paint?

    And then the weird font on an over-elaborate scroll on top.

    @NomadUK: Or she’s the one who sunk him in the bog to feed to the carnivorous thingie while she escapes with her magic.

  11. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @Tat Wood: now I’m imagining the furry demon is actually singing “White Christmas.”

  12. Tracy Says:

    When I first saw the cover it looked like she was spraying the bear with some kind of mist coming out of her boobs, 12th Victim style (the 1960s movie in which Ursula Andress’ silver bra guns down a man who is hunting her)

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