May 04

You can't spell CTHULHU without C-U-L-T!

Max Bathroom comments: Bad guys have bad dance moves…

Published 2010

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 2.71 out of 10)

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16 Responses to “Cthulhu’s Dark Cults”

  1. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Cthulhu (?) looks rather uncomfortable, like he’s giving us readers a sheepish shrug “Don’t blame me for this: I don’t know these weirdoes!”

  2. Max Bathroom Says:

    Maybe he’s just put out the booty call of Cthulhu and is feeling a bit embarrassed because he accidentally put it through to his whole contacts list rather than just one of them?
    It must be a pig trying to use a touchscreen phone with hands that size, after all…

  3. JuanPaul Says:

    Okay Cthulhu, Jump when we jump and Sarah will take the picture. It will look great!

  4. fred Says:

    Wilbur Whately laughs at this cover, then feeds another cow to his brother.

  5. Emster Says:

    The entire jar of ‘shrooms was empty; Cthulhu suspected that tonight was going to be a nekkid dance party rather than the chaotic mass murder village slash up that he’d planned…

  6. Tor Mented Says:

    If Cthulhu is posting dance videos on TikTok, it’s just another reason to ban it.

  7. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Cthulhu’s Dark Palette
    Ten Tales of Dark and Secretive Covers

  8. Tat Wood Says:

    Cthulhu heard the name ‘Pan’s People’ and thought ‘well, if Pan can do it…’

  9. Steve S Says:

    “This sphagnum moss is so bouncy and it tastes great, you do suppose it’s safe to eat. Don’t you”?

  10. Francis Boyle Says:

    Cthulhu, the rorschach test for cosmic insanity and ordinary naffness.

  11. A. R. Yngve Says:

    Cthulhu’s JAZZERCISE

  12. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Interpretive dance: tool of the Gods of darkness.

  13. JJYoyo Says:

    Looks more like Cthulhu’s Dank Memes.
    @Bruce A Munro #1: I see what you mean. Or, he’s just given up trying to guess the answer in a game of Old One’s’ charades. “Ok. First word, first syllable…. Fan? Fun? Oh,wait,wait,wait… ph’nglui! Ok I got this: ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!”

  14. GSS ex-noob Says:

    I read it as “Cthulhu’s Dark Curls” and thought “Thu doesn’t have hair! Do they mean tentacles?” Then I adjusted the bifocals and saw the actual wording, upon which I thought, “That’s a distinctly un-eldritch font.”

    @Bruce (2): He’s thinking, “I wanted insane gibbering, not modern dance!” As I see you yourself noted at (12).

    Fthagn it, I sez.

    (I remain grateful that “Cthulhu” is in spell check!)

  15. Tor Mented Says:

    They might be deranged cultists, but one of them has a cute little dragon and brought it along to frolic with the rest of them.
    Who’s a good dragon? Who’s a good widdle dragon? You are!

  16. JJYoyo Says:

    @GSSxN: Fthagn it, indeed. GSS!

    Upon second look it might be the R’lyeh synchronized swimming team….

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