@Bruce
Maybe he’s just put out the booty call of Cthulhu and is feeling a bit embarrassed because he accidentally put it through to his whole contacts list rather than just one of them?
It must be a pig trying to use a touchscreen phone with hands that size, after all…
The entire jar of ‘shrooms was empty; Cthulhu suspected that tonight was going to be a nekkid dance party rather than the chaotic mass murder village slash up that he’d planned…
Looks more like Cthulhu’s Dank Memes.
@Bruce A Munro #1: I see what you mean. Or, he’s just given up trying to guess the answer in a game of Old One’s’ charades. “Ok. First word, first syllable…. Fan? Fun? Oh,wait,wait,wait… ph’nglui! Ok I got this: ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!”
I read it as “Cthulhu’s Dark Curls” and thought “Thu doesn’t have hair! Do they mean tentacles?” Then I adjusted the bifocals and saw the actual wording, upon which I thought, “That’s a distinctly un-eldritch font.”
@Bruce (2): He’s thinking, “I wanted insane gibbering, not modern dance!” As I see you yourself noted at (12).
Fthagn it, I sez.
(I remain grateful that “Cthulhu” is in spell check!)
They might be deranged cultists, but one of them has a cute little dragon and brought it along to frolic with the rest of them.
Who’s a good dragon? Who’s a good widdle dragon? You are!
May 4th, 2023 at 8:54 am
Cthulhu (?) looks rather uncomfortable, like he’s giving us readers a sheepish shrug “Don’t blame me for this: I don’t know these weirdoes!”
May 4th, 2023 at 12:31 pm
@Bruce
Maybe he’s just put out the booty call of Cthulhu and is feeling a bit embarrassed because he accidentally put it through to his whole contacts list rather than just one of them?
It must be a pig trying to use a touchscreen phone with hands that size, after all…
May 4th, 2023 at 1:29 pm
Okay Cthulhu, Jump when we jump and Sarah will take the picture. It will look great!
May 4th, 2023 at 2:22 pm
Wilbur Whately laughs at this cover, then feeds another cow to his brother.
May 4th, 2023 at 2:51 pm
The entire jar of ‘shrooms was empty; Cthulhu suspected that tonight was going to be a nekkid dance party rather than the chaotic mass murder village slash up that he’d planned…
May 4th, 2023 at 3:45 pm
If Cthulhu is posting dance videos on TikTok, it’s just another reason to ban it.
May 4th, 2023 at 4:47 pm
Cthulhu’s Dark Palette
Ten Tales of Dark and Secretive Covers
May 4th, 2023 at 4:56 pm
Cthulhu heard the name ‘Pan’s People’ and thought ‘well, if Pan can do it…’
May 4th, 2023 at 5:44 pm
“This sphagnum moss is so bouncy and it tastes great, you do suppose it’s safe to eat. Don’t you”?
May 4th, 2023 at 6:57 pm
Cthulhu, the rorschach test for cosmic insanity and ordinary naffness.
May 4th, 2023 at 8:33 pm
Cthulhu’s JAZZERCISE
May 4th, 2023 at 8:57 pm
Interpretive dance: tool of the Gods of darkness.
May 5th, 2023 at 1:54 am
Looks more like Cthulhu’s Dank Memes.
@Bruce A Munro #1: I see what you mean. Or, he’s just given up trying to guess the answer in a game of Old One’s’ charades. “Ok. First word, first syllable…. Fan? Fun? Oh,wait,wait,wait… ph’nglui! Ok I got this: ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!”
May 5th, 2023 at 4:47 am
I read it as “Cthulhu’s Dark Curls” and thought “Thu doesn’t have hair! Do they mean tentacles?” Then I adjusted the bifocals and saw the actual wording, upon which I thought, “That’s a distinctly un-eldritch font.”
@Bruce (2): He’s thinking, “I wanted insane gibbering, not modern dance!” As I see you yourself noted at (12).
Fthagn it, I sez.
(I remain grateful that “Cthulhu” is in spell check!)
May 5th, 2023 at 2:07 pm
They might be deranged cultists, but one of them has a cute little dragon and brought it along to frolic with the rest of them.
Who’s a good dragon? Who’s a good widdle dragon? You are!
May 6th, 2023 at 8:45 pm
@GSSxN: Fthagn it, indeed. GSS!
Upon second look it might be the R’lyeh synchronized swimming team….