May 31
Click for sheep removalGood Show Sir Comments: In response to yesterday’s German Sex-Robot Extravaganza, we’ve just received this Italian submission. One can only imagine what the Japanese are publishing in this genre.
Published 1998
Thanks to Armando for sending this in.
(Average: 6.46 out of 10)
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May 31st, 2017 at 11:17 am
Do Androids Wet Dream about Electric Space Sheep?
May 31st, 2017 at 11:26 am
@Biblio: and Electric Space Sheep dream about the android’s trans-sisters. 🙂
May 31st, 2017 at 11:28 am
@GSS: she’s like the Mona Lisa of sex robots, in that some Italian chap brought her into this world.
May 31st, 2017 at 11:30 am
@DSWBT – But looking at the list of names in the tag field, I’m betting it was the Japanese guy who was the cover artist.
May 31st, 2017 at 11:52 am
@Raoul: Ho ho ho ho ho! You’re one of those silly billies who believes Shakespeare’s plays were written by Shakespeare, or that 20,000 leagues under the sea was how deep they went! Ho ho ho ho ho! Hajime Sorayama indeed! It is to laugh. 😉
May 31st, 2017 at 12:42 pm
I thought joggers nipple was bad but that’s gotta hurt.
May 31st, 2017 at 12:42 pm
Ah, the only sex robot on the market that doubles up as a shaving mirror.
May 31st, 2017 at 12:46 pm
All that chrome has got to be hot, especially in the summer! Change it out for microfibers to wick away the moisture!
May 31st, 2017 at 1:12 pm
She’s holding what look like pipes or handlebars. Maybe we’ve figured out what she is about to… do!
May 31st, 2017 at 1:25 pm
Godfather IV. Michael’s son writes an opera. Aliens vs De Medicis. Here we see Ripley/Catherine De Medeici about to lay the smack down.
May 31st, 2017 at 1:26 pm
@dswbt looks like the railing for the steps into my pool…so sexbot + pool cleaning-bot? Name your price!
May 31st, 2017 at 1:43 pm
She should ride on the back of the On Wheels chap.
May 31st, 2017 at 1:44 pm
Lass: “So I was designing my powered battle armour, and thought ‘chest windows are so passé’, and well this seemed like the next logical step. Of course it does preclude the sort of movie deal that Tony Stark managed to land, but you’d be surprised how lucrative personal appearances can be!”
May 31st, 2017 at 1:49 pm
This reminds me of the Steven Wright joke about the man who had wooden legs and real feet…
May 31st, 2017 at 1:51 pm
@DaveM: Dunno about Tony Stark, but I bet Magneto owns a copy.
May 31st, 2017 at 1:56 pm
@ Tom Noir—that’s why there are those convenient cutouts, to let the heat escape.
May 31st, 2017 at 1:58 pm
Not that I speak Italian, but I’m guessing ‘sesso’ doesn’t mean ‘support’.
May 31st, 2017 at 2:00 pm
@JP: you have a pool???
ATTENTION EVERYONE AND THEIR DOGS: POOL PARTY AT JUANPAUL’S! FRIDAY, AFTER VESPERS! BYOBC! (bring your own bad covers)
May 31st, 2017 at 2:24 pm
I’m imagining the nerdiest pool party ever.
I say that with love. big love. big sexy robot love.
May 31st, 2017 at 3:22 pm
There aren’t many Italian speakers in Emerald City, so Tin Woman’s request to the Wizard was slightly misconstrued.
May 31st, 2017 at 3:36 pm
@Tat Wood—I blame you . . .
🎶 🎶 🎶
Oh . . . .
I could grace a lot of covers
and look for cyber lovers
and generate some heat
And my chest I’d be hawkin’
while you nerds are busy gawkin’
at my brand new pair of teats
🎵 🎵 🎵
May 31st, 2017 at 3:45 pm
@BC: If you only had refrain. 😉 Good show, sir!
May 31st, 2017 at 5:34 pm
Hm. Interesting interpretation of the missive from “Goldfinger”. You know the one – about leaving that small patch of skin at the base of the spine uncovered by gold paint so as not to suffocate….
May 31st, 2017 at 5:50 pm
So — did she run away while they were still applying her synthetic skin covering? Cause it looks somewhat unfinished, if you get my drift.
May 31st, 2017 at 8:10 pm
@Raoul: it’s probably best not to throw “hajime sorayama gynoids” at Google image search…
May 31st, 2017 at 9:02 pm
It’s like the reverse of boob armor/chainmail bikini, only way way more uncomfortable. I’d want Space Sheep there to soak up the sweat.
I’m down for the nerd pool party at Juan Paul’s. I will NOT be wearing anything like this.
May 31st, 2017 at 9:31 pm
@GSS ex-noob – Baby got front!
May 31st, 2017 at 10:57 pm
I’ll be at the nerd pool party, as long as I can bring my sexbot girlfriend as my +1.
June 1st, 2017 at 1:58 am
Maybe everyone should just send thier sexbots and we can all enjoy the pool party from comfort of our own homes.
June 1st, 2017 at 1:40 pm
@JuanPaul: I’ll send a turtle since that worked so well last time.
June 1st, 2017 at 10:39 pm
@TW: got monosyllabic responses to me this week.
June 2nd, 2017 at 1:37 pm
@Leak—I did that, and was rewarded! I found the rest of that suit!
September 6th, 2019 at 3:45 pm
“He tried to lick her ear, and his tongue was skewered on her chrome antenna. The embarrassment when they came to the emergency ward was excruciating.”