May 31

She's like the Mona Lisa of sex robotsClick for sheep removal

Good Show Sir Comments: In response to yesterday’s German Sex-Robot Extravaganza, we’ve just received this Italian submission. One can only imagine what the Japanese are publishing in this genre.

Published 1998

Thanks to Armando for sending this in.

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.65 out of 10)

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33 Responses to “Sesso Alieno”

  1. Bibliomancer Says:

    Do Androids Wet Dream about Electric Space Sheep?

  2. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @Biblio: and Electric Space Sheep dream about the android’s trans-sisters. 🙂

  3. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @GSS: she’s like the Mona Lisa of sex robots, in that some Italian chap brought her into this world.

  4. Raoul Says:

    @DSWBT – But looking at the list of names in the tag field, I’m betting it was the Japanese guy who was the cover artist.

  5. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @Raoul: Ho ho ho ho ho! You’re one of those silly billies who believes Shakespeare’s plays were written by Shakespeare, or that 20,000 leagues under the sea was how deep they went! Ho ho ho ho ho! Hajime Sorayama indeed! It is to laugh. 😉

  6. Francis Boyle Says:

    I thought joggers nipple was bad but that’s gotta hurt.

  7. SI Says:

    Ah, the only sex robot on the market that doubles up as a shaving mirror.

  8. Tom Noir Says:

    All that chrome has got to be hot, especially in the summer! Change it out for microfibers to wick away the moisture!

  9. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    She’s holding what look like pipes or handlebars. Maybe we’ve figured out what she is about to… do!

  10. fred Says:

    Godfather IV. Michael’s son writes an opera. Aliens vs De Medicis. Here we see Ripley/Catherine De Medeici about to lay the smack down.

  11. JuanPaul Says:

    @dswbt looks like the railing for the steps into my pool…so sexbot + pool cleaning-bot? Name your price!

  12. Ray P Says:

    She should ride on the back of the On Wheels chap.

  13. DaveM Says:

    Lass: “So I was designing my powered battle armour, and thought ‘chest windows are so passé’, and well this seemed like the next logical step. Of course it does preclude the sort of movie deal that Tony Stark managed to land, but you’d be surprised how lucrative personal appearances can be!”

  14. THX 1138 Says:

    This reminds me of the Steven Wright joke about the man who had wooden legs and real feet…

  15. THX 1138 Says:

    @DaveM: Dunno about Tony Stark, but I bet Magneto owns a copy.

  16. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @ Tom Noir—that’s why there are those convenient cutouts, to let the heat escape.

  17. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Not that I speak Italian, but I’m guessing ‘sesso’ doesn’t mean ‘support’.

  18. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @JP: you have a pool???


  19. JuanPaul Says:

    I’m imagining the nerdiest pool party ever.

    I say that with love. big love. big sexy robot love.

  20. Tat Wood Says:

    There aren’t many Italian speakers in Emerald City, so Tin Woman’s request to the Wizard was slightly misconstrued.

  21. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Tat Wood—I blame you . . .

    🎶 🎶 🎶

    Oh . . . .
    I could grace a lot of covers
    and look for cyber lovers
    and generate some heat

    And my chest I’d be hawkin’
    while you nerds are busy gawkin’
    at my brand new pair of teats

    🎵 🎵 🎵

  22. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @BC: If you only had refrain. 😉 Good show, sir!

  23. Hammy Says:

    Hm. Interesting interpretation of the missive from “Goldfinger”. You know the one – about leaving that small patch of skin at the base of the spine uncovered by gold paint so as not to suffocate….

  24. Anna T. Says:

    So — did she run away while they were still applying her synthetic skin covering? Cause it looks somewhat unfinished, if you get my drift.

  25. Leak Says:

    @Raoul: it’s probably best not to throw “hajime sorayama gynoids” at Google image search…

  26. GSS ex-noob Says:

    It’s like the reverse of boob armor/chainmail bikini, only way way more uncomfortable. I’d want Space Sheep there to soak up the sweat.

    I’m down for the nerd pool party at Juan Paul’s. I will NOT be wearing anything like this.

  27. Tag Wizard Says:

    @GSS ex-noob – Baby got front!

  28. Tom Noir Says:

    I’ll be at the nerd pool party, as long as I can bring my sexbot girlfriend as my +1.

  29. JuanPaul Says:

    Maybe everyone should just send thier sexbots and we can all enjoy the pool party from comfort of our own homes.

  30. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @JuanPaul: I’ll send a turtle since that worked so well last time.

  31. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @TW: got monosyllabic responses to me this week.

  32. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Leak—I did that, and was rewarded! I found the rest of that suit!

  33. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “He tried to lick her ear, and his tongue was skewered on her chrome antenna. The embarrassment when they came to the emergency ward was excruciating.”

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