Good Show Sir Comments: This year sucked and Christmas 2020 is a grinch-fest. So let’s go back to a simpler, happier time when you could page through magazines (remember them?!) shopping for wildly inappropriate Xmas presents.
Presenting the Good Show Sir Megapost Cavalcade of Poor Christmas Shopping Choices!
1. This isn’t helping Santa’s chimney soot black lung
2. When Santa visits Miss Microsheen, it’s shiny boots and no red suit.
3. Give your wife a vacuum cleaner for Xmas and the Hoover will be the only one sucking your dick
4. The first rule about Booze Club is you don’t talk about Booze Club.
Have a happy holiday and we’ll see you in a couple weeks with our Olde Year Summe Up!
Now let’s all sit back and enjoy the He Man & She-Ra Christmas Special!
Outis Comments: This one truly has it all. Car-like, no-roof spaceship? Check. Chrome trim? Check. Scantily clad dame? Check. Dramatic posing? Check. Drinking on the job? Check. Gratuitous discharging of beam weapons? Check. And lastly: William Gibson recommendation? It’s there.
Magazines, franchise books, paper dolls and “non-fiction” occult. We have a potpourri jamboree here for another in our continuing series of Honourable Mentions. Keep us in your thoughts and prayers.
Erik Tollstedt Comments: I want an image of Ernest Hemingway. He should be sitting on a purple couch in outer space. There should be papers flying away from his lap. Also, I’d like to see Ernest Hemingway’s head explode. But not in the normal way. It should explode into several other heads, one of them a sleeping hispanic man, and the other Emperor Ming. And have some sort of purple beam shoot out of his brain too. Yeah, that will convey “creative genius” like nothing else. Published 1990
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