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As much as I’ve wanted to indulge in poking fun at bad science fiction book covers on my blog, the reality is that time seems to slip through my fingers faster than I can keep up with. With a bustling schedule and priorities pulling me in multiple directions, the desire to dedicate the necessary time and energy to critiquing these covers has waned. While the idea still lingers in the back of my mind as a source of amusement, the motivation to bring it to fruition remains overshadowed by other pressing commitments. Perhaps one day, when the whirlwind of life settles down, I’ll find the time and desire to delve into the whimsical world of dissecting these quirky sci-fi covers.

The cover art for this particular Game of Thrones book by George R.R. Martin is a cringe-worthy mishmash of clichés, featuring an abundance of swords, dragons, and scantily clad lady fighters in a desperate attempt to capture the essence of the epic fantasy genre. The lack of originality and subtlety in the design reflects a shallow understanding of Martin’s rich and nuanced storytelling, reducing his complex characters and intricate plots to tired stereotypes. Overall, the cover fails to capture the depth and sophistication of the narrative, relying instead on tired tropes that do a disservice to the author’s literary work.

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The cover art for Edgar Rice Burroughs’ Tarzan of the Apes is an absolute marvel, radiating a sense of wild adventure and untamed beauty with its depiction of jungle people swinging effortlessly on an abundance of vines. The lush and vibrant portrayal perfectly encapsulates the spirit of the exotic setting, immersing the viewer in a world of danger and excitement. The dynamic composition and intricate detailing of the vines add a sense of movement and energy, drawing the eye and sparking the imagination. In short, this cover art is a visual feast that promises a thrilling and captivating journey into the heart of the jungle:

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The cover art for the Star Wars novel featuring Princess Leia battling Darth Vader is an absolute masterpiece that encapsulates the epic saga of light versus dark, good versus evil. The action-packed scene of Leia fearlessly confronting the menacing figure of Vader exudes power, bravery, and determination, perfectly capturing the essence of the Star Wars universe. The intricate details of the characters’ costumes and facial expressions convey a depth of emotion and intensity that immerses the viewer in the heart-pounding conflict between the forces of the Galactic Empire and the Rebel Alliance. This cover art is a true work of art that pays homage to the iconic characters and timeless themes of the Star Wars franchise, evoking a sense of awe and excitement that sets the stage for an unforgettable adventure in a galaxy far, far away.

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(Average: 3.44 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: I’m sure you’re all eagerly anticipating what Good Show Sir has in its Christmas sack. Just like this happy family:

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Let the holiday festivities commence! It’s all Xmas Organ Music! All the time!! There are no stops on our Christmas organ!

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And for a palate cleanser, the King of Punk:

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1. Let’s hang these balls on the tree!

2. The organ plays at Christmas … and Ken can’t turn it off!

3. Screw the Xmas lists … you’re all getting dogs this year!

4. I drink therefore I am

5. Nice day for a … White Christmas!

(Average: 7.20 out of 10)

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How can we enjoy Xmas shopping when the cost of presents has skyrocketed with inflation. Here at GSS we are giving our faithful fans a chance to pick up some last minute gifts at huge discounts. Hurry, these items will go fast. Prices haven’t been this low since the 1940s!

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Presenting the Good Show Sir Megapost Discount Gift Catalogue!

Start by placing your credit card order here.

See you in 2023 with our Olde Yeare Summe Up.

(Average: 7.17 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: Let’s all remember the true meaning of Christmas. Santa hunks in red hats. With explosions!

Presenting the Good Show Sir Megapost Cavalcade of XXXmas Romance!

See you in 2022 with our Olde Yeare Summe Up.

1. Brokeback Mountain meets The Revenant

2. Semper adeste fidelis, boo-yah!

3. Extremely niche

4. Xmas Mary Magdalene likey

(Average: 7.33 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: This year sucked and Christmas 2020 is a grinch-fest. So let’s go back to a simpler, happier time when you could page through magazines (remember them?!) shopping for wildly inappropriate Xmas presents.

Presenting the Good Show Sir Megapost Cavalcade of Poor Christmas Shopping Choices!

1. This isn’t helping Santa’s chimney soot black lung

2. When Santa visits Miss Microsheen, it’s shiny boots and no red suit.

3. Give your wife a vacuum cleaner for Xmas and the Hoover will be the only one sucking your dick

4. The first rule about Booze Club is you don’t talk about Booze Club.

Have a happy holiday and we’ll see you in a couple weeks with our Olde Year Summe Up!

Now let’s all sit back and enjoy the He Man & She-Ra Christmas Special!

(Average: 6.27 out of 10)

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Zanthar of the Many Worlds

Zanthar at Moon’s Madness

Zanthar at Trip’s End

Zanthar at the Edge of Never

Good Show Sir Comments: One of our good friends at Goodreads sums up Zanthar: “The bad news is that if you want to read an exciting mashup of Doc Savage / Buckaroo Banzai, John Carter of Barsoom, and the yellow peril tales of Fu Manchu, with just a soupçon of Lovecraftian horror, then this book isn’t it.”

1. Jeff Jones runs out of paint

2. Jeff Jones remembers he can’t paint feet

3. Jeff Jones eats the brown acid

4. Jeff Jones takes the day off

Thanks to Andre for sending these in!

Not to be confused with this or this or this.

Published 1967, 1968, 1969

(Average: 6.82 out of 10)

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BONUS COVER:

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Good Show Sir Comments: While dragging the Xmas decorations down from the attic we found our old stack of Argosy magazines. Have a happy holiday and we’ll see you in a couple weeks with our Old Year Sum Up!

1. In this issue. Pictures of Mrs No-Shirt McGee!

2. We’re safe. The guys will never break through these parkas.

3. Last year the kids saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. This year he’s locked and loaded.

4. Why cast a wizard spell when you can just shoot the bastard.

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Tweet Jane, GSS Admin and Tag Wizard bring a favourite
classic Dutch tradition of Santa Pope and Black Peter
to downtown London.
We drew quite a noisy crowd of fans!

Now let’s all sit back and enjoy a Star Wars Holiday Special!

(Average: 7.27 out of 10)

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We’ve got submitted Spock covers coming out our pointy ears so it’s a good time to toss them all together into a Mr. Spock Megapost! Credit where credit is due but there are some unknown artists and publishers in this mix.

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Good Show Sir Comments:

1. Yes we are both threatened by the giant ants. Why do you persist in yelling Me Too?

2. I wish to be now known as Father Spock.

3. “Airing … grievances … lot of problems … you people … gonna hear it …”

4. Next time let’s not get our publicity shots posing in the Sears Portrait Studio.

5. Sorry. I don’t know what happened. I’ve never lost my Vulcan Death Grip before.

(Average: 6.00 out of 10)

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Badger Books are the bomb! Stinkbomb. We’ve gotten a number of Badger covers over the years, most of which have sat unused (mainly because Tag Wizard couldn’t meet the high bar we set for alt-text humour). So we figured if we piled enough Badger Books into one heap they would reach critical mass and burst into flames, solving our problem.

So let’s have a go at our first Badger Books Megapost. Today’s theme is

Damsels in Distress,

or, Badger those Babes!

or, BEHIND YOU! RUN!

The Girl From Tomorrow

U.F.O. 517

Night of the Black Horror

Mind Force

Good Show Sir Comments:

1. “I come from the future to … rock your world!”

2. Whence did they come? Thence must we run! Hence.

3. “Get away from me, Nerd!”

4. This is where you’d expect to find Bow-tie Man!

Thanks to Marvin and Roger T. for sending these bad boys in.

Published 1961, 1965

(Average: 6.27 out of 10)

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Let’s sit back and enjoy some Xmas vinyl. And then toss them on the old yule log. We’ll have our Festivus “Airing of Grievances” after we return from the break. I got a lotta problems with you people, and you’re going to hear about it! Have a happy holiday and we’ll see you in a couple weeks with our Old Year Sum Up!

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Good Show Sir Comments:

1. Glad I traded the elves to the Jawas for some droids.

2. Deck … the halls … withBoughsofHolly?!!

3. Why I oughta … wish you a Merry Xmas. nyuk nyuk

… and a few Honourable Mentions:

4. Let’s start with the liver.

5. So that’s the original recipe turkey bucket. Eight pieces. 15 kilos. Pull up to the next window.

6. Three Maids a Layin’ … no Golden Rings!

(Average: 7.80 out of 10)

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