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As much as I’ve wanted to indulge in poking fun at bad science fiction book covers on my blog, the reality is that time seems to slip through my fingers faster than I can keep up with. With a bustling schedule and priorities pulling me in multiple directions, the desire to dedicate the necessary time and energy to critiquing these covers has waned. While the idea still lingers in the back of my mind as a source of amusement, the motivation to bring it to fruition remains overshadowed by other pressing commitments. Perhaps one day, when the whirlwind of life settles down, I’ll find the time and desire to delve into the whimsical world of dissecting these quirky sci-fi covers.

The cover art for this particular Game of Thrones book by George R.R. Martin is a cringe-worthy mishmash of clichés, featuring an abundance of swords, dragons, and scantily clad lady fighters in a desperate attempt to capture the essence of the epic fantasy genre. The lack of originality and subtlety in the design reflects a shallow understanding of Martin’s rich and nuanced storytelling, reducing his complex characters and intricate plots to tired stereotypes. Overall, the cover fails to capture the depth and sophistication of the narrative, relying instead on tired tropes that do a disservice to the author’s literary work.

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The cover art for Edgar Rice Burroughs’ Tarzan of the Apes is an absolute marvel, radiating a sense of wild adventure and untamed beauty with its depiction of jungle people swinging effortlessly on an abundance of vines. The lush and vibrant portrayal perfectly encapsulates the spirit of the exotic setting, immersing the viewer in a world of danger and excitement. The dynamic composition and intricate detailing of the vines add a sense of movement and energy, drawing the eye and sparking the imagination. In short, this cover art is a visual feast that promises a thrilling and captivating journey into the heart of the jungle:

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The cover art for the Star Wars novel featuring Princess Leia battling Darth Vader is an absolute masterpiece that encapsulates the epic saga of light versus dark, good versus evil. The action-packed scene of Leia fearlessly confronting the menacing figure of Vader exudes power, bravery, and determination, perfectly capturing the essence of the Star Wars universe. The intricate details of the characters’ costumes and facial expressions convey a depth of emotion and intensity that immerses the viewer in the heart-pounding conflict between the forces of the Galactic Empire and the Rebel Alliance. This cover art is a true work of art that pays homage to the iconic characters and timeless themes of the Star Wars franchise, evoking a sense of awe and excitement that sets the stage for an unforgettable adventure in a galaxy far, far away.

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(Average: 3.44 out of 10)

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It’s a Two-for Tuesday: Wraparound WTF

Good Show Sir Comments: Look what the Lovely Submit Button dropped off on our doorstep. Your guess is as good as mine.

Courtesy of “Anony-Mouse”

(Average: 5.88 out of 10)

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Tag Wizard Comments: I warned you. They only get worse.

(Average: 7.75 out of 10)

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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday: Russian Dick Blade … and friends!

Good Show Sir Comments: My Google Russian translator tells me the top line says “J. Lord” and РИЧАРД БЛЕЙД is “Richard Blade” and the last line on each is “Hero” and “Winner”. I am assuming they are some sort of omnibus volumes. Feel free to translate.

Thanks to Alex for sending this in.

Published 1994

(Average: 6.47 out of 10)

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Only two honourable mentions for the long Easter weekend! Mainly because I have completely lost track of what’s in my inbox!

Good to be back and posting covers again, thanks to everyone for supporting me through the dark times! You all get a cookie!

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Piper Comments: It isn’t exactly fantasy/science fiction. It’s psychology. The longer you look the more insane it gets (E.G. Eagle heads in crystals).
Unknown published date

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Good Show Sir Comments: Unfortunately I never got to play this, I like to think it would be just as epic as the box art.
Published 1988

(Average: 7.72 out of 10)

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MisterBob’s Art Direction: How about a twist on the Excalibur motif, but an AXE instead of a sword. Clever, eh?
Published 1985 (maybe)

(Average: 5.97 out of 10)

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Book Wench Comments: ‘Fear in Firland’ is a true masterpiece, written in the 1970s by the vicar of Ladywood, it has all the worst bits of Narnia thrown in with some Native American (?) possibly Middle Ages… something… Any cover that can combine flying saucers and squirrels are okay with me!
Published 1974

(Average: 8.24 out of 10)

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Another bank holiday approaches for those in the UK! And also something about celebrating some sort of zombie vampire’s diamond jubilee… so I hear. So we might be taking a break until Wednesday while we sharpen our stakes and resurrect Peter Cushing to stop the foul beast!

So for our honourable mentions we have a collection of books about J. R. R. Tolkien and one about C. S. Lewis. These are simply fantastic and have all been sent in by Missie Kay so a big thanks to her!

Enjoy the covers and if you are benefiting from a long weekend, like me, I hope you enjoy it!

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Missie Comments: That’s not what “high fantasy” means, guys.

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Missie Comments: Not a very clear photo, sorry, but Gandalf and Gollum are on his shoulder, and there’s hobbit in his vest pocket.

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Missie Comments: Just hangin’ with some orcs.

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Missie Comments: Gollum clearly finds J.R.R. more frightening than the giant cave troll staring at him. (back cover of the previous book)

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Missie Comments: Bonus cover! C.S. Lewis looks a bit shocked that there’s a naked lady behind him.

(Average: 6.67 out of 10)

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Here we are again! It’s been a while for the old honourable mentions but it’s come to that time of year when a can of irn-bru and chocolate is considered an acceptable breakfast!

So if you are having a weekend off I hope you enjoy it and if not… well enjoy these covers that don’t quite make our high standards but we think deserve a special mention.

Have fun!

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Good Show Sir Comments: I love Mark Hamill’s pose on this one. It’s got that, “Why are you drawing me?” Look.

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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Well I like these three drawings you’ve done. I know! Lets just put them all together on the cover.

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Matthew’s Art Direction: I want the scariest-looking monster that you can think of on the front!

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Stripey Baz Comments: I’m no purveyor of romance novels or indeed Norwegian literature, but I’m pretty sure that it’s not a good thing to have a mutton-chopped blaggard slap a fair maiden across her face. Given the angle that he’s standing at, his body must have twisted like one of those plastic toy action figures…

(Average: 7.92 out of 10)

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Well today is a bank holiday and I completely forgot about it. Almost got up to go to work! Almost…

So for all your enjoyment here is a few covers that I believe make the Honourable Mentions standard! Have a good holiday for those who remembered!

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DarkZlorf Comments: I’m sure I left my tank parked around here?
Published 1979

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Completely stolen from the wonderful Awful Library Books, but because the top left is clearly a copy of Keith Parkinson’s Dragons of War, I thought it too good not to mention! Thanks to John for letting me know about it!

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So I found this is in a touristy shop in the wonderful San Diego… paper dolls… what’s with that? Anyway, I had hours of fun recreating all my covers that day!
Published 2010

(Average: 7.65 out of 10)

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