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Book Title

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Soon to be a major motion picture!Click for larger image

Tag Wizard Comments: I warned you. They only get worse.

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.75 out of 10)
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14 Responses to “Book Title”

  1. THX 1139 Says:
    April 22nd, 2020 at 10:20 am

    My, fantasy fiction just gets more generic – hey, waidaminnit!

  2. fred Says:
    April 22nd, 2020 at 11:19 am

    Wrap around cover. The back is Dick Blade on a Unicorns! fighting a dragon.

  3. Bibliomancer Says:
    April 22nd, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    I enjoyed Film Director’s “Movie Title” adaptation of this book. Multi-award-winning Lead Actor starred in it.

  4. Name (required) Says:
    April 22nd, 2020 at 2:40 pm

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  5. JuanPaul Says:
    April 22nd, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    “Author Name is one of Genre’s bold new writers…an adjective read.”
    -Established Author

  6. B. Chiclitz Says:
    April 22nd, 2020 at 7:13 pm

    @B’Mancer—And don’t forget it won the Oscar for Academy Award Winner.

  7. A.R.Yngve Says:
    April 22nd, 2020 at 8:17 pm

    Book Title is described as follows on the publisher Publisher’s website:

    “BOOK TITLE is the first part in the epic series about Fantasy Teen Heroine, cursed with The Awesome Power Which Is A Symbol Of Teenage Issues.

    “Fantasy Teen Heroine crosses paths with Generic Fantasy Heartthrob and Plucky Sidekick, and they are chosen by Plot Exposition Cardboard Character to defeat Villain.

    Villain’s chief henchman, Evil Heartthrob, sets out to destroy the party of heroes… but at the same time he is strangely attracted to Fantasy Teen Heroine – who finds herself torn between the affections of Generic Fantasy Heartthrob and Evil Heartthrob.

    “Can Fantasy Teen Heroine escape the evil designs of Villain and master her Powers Which Are A Symbol Of Teenage Issues in time to save the world…?

    “And did we mention that we have included minorities, to show that we’re not stuck in the tired old Generic Fantasy tropes?”

  8. GSS ex-noob Says:
    April 22nd, 2020 at 10:23 pm

    Wait, wait. This actually got printed, even as a joke?

    Tag, did you lose all the covers I sent a couple years ago? Tsk. I annoyed a couple of book dealers to get them!

    Moderately Miffed Commenter Whine.

    But seriously, I have so many to send that the Submit page isn’t going to work. Can I email them somewhere as a bulk lot of staggering WTF?

    #4: Approving Reply!

    @ARY: And there is the Generic Supporting Gay Couple, one of whom Perishes Tragically. See how hip we are!

  9. Francis Boyle Says:
    April 23rd, 2020 at 7:10 am

    Needs ting*.

    *fireflies don’t count.

  10. Tor Mented Says:
    April 23rd, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    What if this was written by someone named “Book Title,” and they decided to call the novel “Author Name”?

  11. Ray P Says:
    April 24th, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    It should have ‘A Picture’ instead of this cover.

  12. THX 1139 Says:
    April 25th, 2020 at 9:51 am

    @RayP: Why not? Yesterday we had an error connecting to database instead of this website.

  13. Ray P Says:
    April 26th, 2020 at 12:54 am

    “File not found” might have been better cover c’est vrais.

  14. Anti-Sceptic Says:
    April 28th, 2020 at 4:55 pm

    It’s like someone was preparing the cover in powerpoint and was just learning how to use it.

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