Good Show Sir

Jun 09

Randall Frost Art Direction “I want you to really sell the sea serpent’s scales! I mean really make a gorgeous stained glass mosaic of it! Don’t waste time on the faces. Just make a couple of commas, and BOOM you got yourself a face!”

Published 1982

(Average: 8.67 out of 10)

Tagged with: archery weapons • Ballantine Books • boat people • Centaur! • damsel • Del Rey Books • dude • font problems • Piers Anthony • sea monster • SFBC • Tony Fiyalko

Mar 03

Monster From Out of Time

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I'm killing you with SCIENCE! Click for larger image

Rick Deckard Comments: Yeah, Frazetta can’t paint feet either.

Published 1970

(Average: 7.25 out of 10)

Tagged with: archery weapons • damsel • dude • Frank Belknap Long • Frank Frazetta • he's dead Jim • muscles • perspective problems • Popular Library • Sir Mix-A-Lot

Dec 10

Night Mare

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Cover artist majored in My Little Pony Click for larger image
Click for wraparound horse’s ass

Marcia Rose Comments: You would think a guy who can paint a halfway decent horse wouldn’t screw up a half-horse centaur.

You might remember this from here. But not here.

Published 1983

(Average: 8.90 out of 10)

Tagged with: anatomical issues • archery weapons • Ballantine Books • bladed weapons • castle • Centaur! • Del Rey Books • floating horse • he's dead Jim • perspective problems • Piers Anthony • SFBC • Tony Fiyalko • wraparound cover

Nov 18

Jan of the Jungle

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Feet are so hard to draw Click for larger image

Good Show Sir Comments: Me Tar-sham. You Jan.

Thanks Bertie for sending this in!

Published 1966

(Average: 8.45 out of 10)

Tagged with: Ace Books • anatomical issues • archery weapons • birds • call 555-orthodontic-emergency • cleavage • damsel • font problems • loincloth • long haired men • Look ma! No feet! • muscles • Otis Adelbert Kline • Stephen Holland • strange creature • Tar-sham

May 07

A Gathering of Heroes

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Also useful for armpit manscaping Click for larger image

JuanPaul Comments: “Dude!Deodorant!”

Published 1987

(Average: 8.56 out of 10)

Tagged with: Ace Books • archery weapons • armpit • bladed weapons • dude • Faux-nan • forest • Miro • muscles • Paul Edwin Zimmer • sword on fire • The Dark Border Series • tunic

Apr 09

From Russia With Dick

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Juiced and joining the Olympics weight-lifting team Click to juice up front covers

As featured on yourrussianbride.net Click for back cover augmentation

It’s a Two-fer Tuesday: Russian Dick Blade … and friends!

Good Show Sir Comments: My Google Russian translator tells me the top line says “J. Lord” and РИЧАРД БЛЕЙД is “Richard Blade” and the last line on each is “Hero” and “Winner”. I am assuming they are some sort of omnibus volumes. Feel free to translate.

Thanks to Alex for sending this in.

Published 1994

(Average: 9.00 out of 10)

Tagged with: archery weapons • chainmail lingerie • cleavage • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • Good Show Sir • hippie hippie shake • I cut myself • Jeffrey Lord (aka Manning Lee Stokes) • loincloth • muscles • Richard Blade • Russian • stallone pose • tattoo you • thong • two-fer • Unknown Artist Institute • unknown publisher • РИЧАРД БЛЕЙД