Now, is that a jump-over-the-wall-of-serpents giant deer or a knock-down-the-wall-of-serpents giant deer? Everyone knows you knock down a wall of serpents with a giant ball of mongooses.
The guy on the right looks less like he’s turning his head than his head has been put on sideways.
The bad news: Once they get past the wall of serpents, they still have to face the hurdle of turtles, the dam of lambs, palisade of parakeets, the hem of hens and the hedge of hogs.
“Hmmm. When you said “wall of serpents’ I thought this was going to be another one of those metaphor things like when you offered to show me your one-eyed-trouser-snake.”
Art Director: “Yeah, it’s called ‘Wall of Serpents’, so make sure you get that on the cover, but make the wall so dark and dim that it’s hard to tell if it’s snakes or wolves, or maybe just a fir hedge.”
G. Barr: “What about the way-more-interesting warrior with awesome cape and even more awesome giant elk with huge antlers?”
AD: “Meh, put them on the back. The front should have a wall-eyed girl with a bow and quiver and a dude in olive drab wielding one of those skewers you get meat off of at a Brazilian steakhouse.”
G.Barr: “…”
AD: “And remember, these authors are kings of swashbuckling sword and sorcery, so make sure the whole thing is colored as drab as possible!”
GSS, all.
We’ve had covers from Phantasia Press before, and they all stunk.
May 6th, 2021 at 9:17 am
“Feet, why’d it have to be feet?”
May 6th, 2021 at 9:33 am
Not a bad looking wall of serpents, really.
(Looks at wrap-around cover)
Now, is that a jump-over-the-wall-of-serpents giant deer or a knock-down-the-wall-of-serpents giant deer? Everyone knows you knock down a wall of serpents with a giant ball of mongooses.
The guy on the right looks less like he’s turning his head than his head has been put on sideways.
May 6th, 2021 at 11:56 am
I think the elk is the brains of this group.
May 6th, 2021 at 1:22 pm
The bad news: Once they get past the wall of serpents, they still have to face the hurdle of turtles, the dam of lambs, palisade of parakeets, the hem of hens and the hedge of hogs.
May 6th, 2021 at 2:20 pm
Don’t forget the moats of stoats and goats.
May 6th, 2021 at 2:26 pm
Or the generation of vipers.
May 6th, 2021 at 3:36 pm
… the barrier of terriers.
May 6th, 2021 at 3:54 pm
“Hmmm. When you said “wall of serpents’ I thought this was going to be another one of those metaphor things like when you offered to show me your one-eyed-trouser-snake.”
May 6th, 2021 at 4:33 pm
…the ambuscade of ass, cover by a confused Boris Vallejo.
May 6th, 2021 at 4:52 pm
Snakes on the Plane
Lotta Snakes on the Prairie
Lair of the Wall Worms
The Serpent and the Hedge Row
May 6th, 2021 at 5:35 pm
GSS, all.
May 6th, 2021 at 8:08 pm
Art Direction: It’s titled “Wall of Serpents”
George Barr: “Say no more boss. I’m on it!”
… 2 weeks later …
George Barr: “Mind an elk? I need a break”
May 6th, 2021 at 9:46 pm
“Oh, they’re stuck there! Let’s just wait until they all starve to death.”
May 6th, 2021 at 10:37 pm
I think the snakes look so pissed off because it appears she skinned one of their cousins to hem that stupid cape.
“Hsssss hey that used to be Arnold. Hsssss I recognize the birthmark hsssssss!”
May 6th, 2021 at 11:59 pm
Art Director: “Yeah, it’s called ‘Wall of Serpents’, so make sure you get that on the cover, but make the wall so dark and dim that it’s hard to tell if it’s snakes or wolves, or maybe just a fir hedge.”
G. Barr: “What about the way-more-interesting warrior with awesome cape and even more awesome giant elk with huge antlers?”
AD: “Meh, put them on the back. The front should have a wall-eyed girl with a bow and quiver and a dude in olive drab wielding one of those skewers you get meat off of at a Brazilian steakhouse.”
G.Barr: “…”
AD: “And remember, these authors are kings of swashbuckling sword and sorcery, so make sure the whole thing is colored as drab as possible!”
GSS, all.
We’ve had covers from Phantasia Press before, and they all stunk.
May 7th, 2021 at 12:43 am
Phantasia press, putting the phun in Fantasia.
April 3rd, 2022 at 3:56 am
Wants to misquote Snakes on a Plane…
Types some silly nonsense
hovers over “Submit Comment”
Chickens out…