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Apr 02

The Conan Swordbook

12 Comments »

Sometimes a sword is just a sword

Good Show Sir Comments: Conan’s got some Ting! on this Thing!

(Yesterday’s AI experiment is over. Apparently “free” AI websites don’t give you unlimited images.)

Published 1969

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 3.25 out of 10)
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Feb 27

The Stalkers

13 Comments »

'Taste my savage gauntlet, freak!'

Charles Comments: Let’s play book cover Mad Libs!

“On the _______(adjective) highways of _______(adjective) America, he ran a _______(adjective) gauntlet for _______(noun) … and _______(noun).

Published 1984

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 5.40 out of 10)
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Feb 22

Mad Ship

20 Comments »

Bad Shit

Emster Comments: Oh gross! Dragon breath!

Published 2000

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 4.60 out of 10)
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May 31

The Big Jump

21 Comments »

Jeff 'Can't Draw Feet' Jones

Good Show Sir comments: Pronounced “The Big Chump”

Published 1967

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.36 out of 10)
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May 30

The Defiant Agents

18 Comments »

Cleveland Indians

Good Show Sir comments: The Defiant Agents — still want their 10%

Published 1972

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 5.72 out of 10)
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May 24

The Dead Riders

24 Comments »

The Dead Ringers

Good Show Sir comments:

Got a black magic novel
Got a black magic novel
I’ve got a black magic novel
Got me so drunk I can’t read
That it’s black magic novel
And the cover art will make your eyes bleed

Published 1967

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 4.37 out of 10)
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Dec 22

My Christmas Quarantine

18 Comments »

Oh come all ye faithful!

Good Show Sir comments: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer … & Vixen!

Published 2020

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.00 out of 10)
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Sep 01

Tarzan of the Apes

20 Comments »

Mahogany TarzanClick for larger image

Good Show Sir Comments: I would sell Boy to the slavers to get my hands on an “Official” Ape-English Dictionary.

Published 1964

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.25 out of 10)
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Jun 29

The Dancers of Arun

19 Comments »

On with the Covid maskClick for larger image

Max Bathroom Comments: Why you should never use a magic sword to shave your chest.

Published 1982

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.61 out of 10)
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Jun 29

The Sleeper Awakes

16 Comments »

The sleeper's nips awakeClick for larger image

Raoul Comments: The Sleeper Wakes … up after his pillow explodes.

Published 1976

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.22 out of 10)
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