May 06

Max Bathroom Comments: The thighs of Sarsis…
Published 1980

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Tagged with: Andrew J. Offutt • bladed weapons • damsel • lizard • Pocket Books • Richard Lyon • ships • Ting!
Feb 22

Emster Comments: Oh gross! Dragon breath!
Published 2000

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Tagged with: Bantam Spectra • beard-wielding • dragon • figurehead • font problems • jazz hands • ocean • Robin Hobb • ships • Stephen Youll • weird pecs
Nov 30

Good Show Sir comments: Those sirens are uglier than I imagined.
Thanks to Ryan for sending this in!
Published 1982

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Tagged with: Carl Lundgren • Cherry Wilder • giant • ships • Timescape Books
Mar 01
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Tristram Comments: The Freedom Rangers go back in time to sink the Spanish Armada and make absolutely zero changes to future history.
Published 1990

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Tagged with: Berkley Books • dude • font problems • Keith William Andrews • ships • Unknown Artist Institute • USA! USA!
Apr 11
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Charles Comments: She thought she would be the first female leader of the pirates but she ended up a figurehead.
Published 1981

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Tagged with: ahoy matey! • cleavage • damsel • DAW Books • dude • Gor series • John Norman • Ken Kelly • long haired men • muscles • non-papillial person • ships • weird pecs
Mar 26
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We received two different covers of the same book last week. You know what that means:
It’s a Two-Fer Tuesday: Operation Time Search Party!
FluffyGhostKitten Comments: “Rhodes is that way.”
The Bookkeeper Comments: Let me defend myself! Unchain me! Give me a salt shaker!
Published 1977, 1981

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Tagged with: Ace Books • alien city • Andre Norton • chains • dickless wonder • dude • font problems • Jack Gaughan • Ken Barr • moon • ridiculous hat • ships • skeletons • skulls a-poppin' • slime • snails • sword • weird pecs
Sep 05
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Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments: PUSH HIM! PUSH HIM!
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Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments: The back side, featuring the least appealing excerpt ever proffered on this Web site.
Published 1973
You might remember this from here.

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Tagged with: damsel • dude • fire • font problems • hunkbutt • Jeffrey Lord (aka Manning Lee Stokes) • muscles • ocean • Pinnacle Books • Richard Blade • ships • spear • starkers • tasteful smoke • Unknown Artist Institute • weird pecs
Sep 25
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Chuffmunky Comments: It’s the 53rd century and pervert aliens from another dimension have turned humans into debauched goblin troglodytes……. About frickin time man!
Published 2000

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Tagged with: cleavage • daemons • damsel • devil woman • devil's dumplings • Earthlight Books • font problems • horns • Jim Burns • Rats! • Richard Calder • ships • Sir Mix-A-Lot • space sheep • wings
Sep 26
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Tom Noir Comments: The subset of Sir Walter Scott fans who also like Rollerball is probably about the size of that Roman soldier’s thong.
Published 1996

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Tagged with: Alasdair Gray • baldness • cleavage • computers • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • flag • Harvest Books • helmet • inadequate armor • insects • loincloth • male skirts • muscles • once you see it • ships • sky sleigh • space • space sheep • starkers • tattoo you • tidal wave • weird delts • WTF
Sep 19
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Lauren F Comments: Avast ye badly-photoshopped starfish, my evil-eyed puppet boy sidekick will now make you walk the plank! Or crawl slowly, arrrr.
Published 2013

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Tagged with: beret hat • bladed weapons • booties • cannon • chucky the evil toy doll • Garth Nix • handguns • mighty moustache • monsters • nightcap • ridiculous hat • ruffles • ships • skulls a-poppin' • starfish • strange creature • Subterranean Press • sword • tidal wave • Tom Canty • wand • wraparound cover • WTF
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