Oct 07
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Geoffrey Comments: “Before you can enter heaven you must answer three questions. First: Do these pants make my ass look fat”?
Published 1983
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Tagged with: Ace Books • beard-wielding • damsel • dude • fancy pants • Fritz Leiber • Joe Chiodo • moons • nazi • puffy shirt • space • stairway to heaven • swingin' medallion • wand
Sep 19
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Lauren F Comments: Avast ye badly-photoshopped starfish, my evil-eyed puppet boy sidekick will now make you walk the plank! Or crawl slowly, arrrr.
Published 2013
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Tagged with: beret hat • bladed weapons • booties • cannon • chucky the evil toy doll • Garth Nix • handguns • mighty moustache • monsters • nightcap • ridiculous hat • ruffles • ships • skulls a-poppin' • starfish • strange creature • Subterranean Press • sword • tidal wave • Tom Canty • wand • wraparound cover • WTF
Aug 02
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Good Show Sir Comments: When conducting a space orchestra it’s helpful to have men with laser weaponry for motivation!
Published 1969
Many thanks to Robert Van N for sending this in!
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Tagged with: Ace Books • aliens • font problems • giant insects • gun • helmet • Jack Gaughan • Jack Vance • jumpsuit • ridiculous hat • starkers • strange creature • wand • WTF
Jul 31
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Tom Noir Comments: Sick of the cheesy, over-wrought covers being inflicted on her books by artists, Mercedes Lackey hires a photographer.
Published 2009
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Tagged with: castle • cloaks • crystal • damsel • glow • lens flare • Luna Books • magic • Mercedes Lackey • robes • Unknown Artist Institute • wand
Nov 07
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Joseph Comments: Beautiful woman rides an enchanted jackass. Incidentally, this is how I view most of my female friends and their respective relationship partners.
Published 1982
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Tagged with: capes • castle • damsel • donkey • floating horse • flying • font problems • glow • horses • Karen G. Jollie • magic • Nelson Doubleday SFBC • once you see it • pony • Suzette Haden Elgin • Tony Fiyalko • wand • WTF
May 09
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Kelly Comments: Bikini-wearing sorceress…fish guy in a toga…Robin Hood type cat-woman.. in a cathedral??
Published 1984
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Tagged with: Ace Books • anthropomorphism • cat people • cleavage • daggers • damsel • fish people • font problems • lizard • Patricia C. Wrede • shortbow • throne • toga • Walter Velez • wand
Jul 22
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David Comments: It took me a long time to notice that the naked red man with spikes on his feet and a horn in his forehead is holding his sword in a rather odd way.
Published 1973, 1974 & 1975
Many thanks to David!
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Tagged with: bladed weapons • Bob Haberfield • capes • castle • cleavage • daemons • damsel • eye-yi-yi • floating face • giant birds • horns • horses • long hair • Mayflower Books • Michael Moorcock • mountains • muscles • once you see it • pyramids • strange creature • sword • talons • Unicorns! • volcano • wand • WTF
Apr 08
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Typical blonde helpless maiden, possibly a wench from the local drinkery. Then a typical bartender looking guy with perm, a wooden magic wand, a glowing wrist band and a red misty entity coming from the side. Come on… do I have to think of everything?!?!
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Tagged with: Ace Books • damsel • Deborah Chester • embossing • Haircut 100 • magic • Michael Herring • shiny • Sword the Ring and the Chalice series • wand
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