Geoffrey Comments: “Before you can enter heaven you must answer three questions. First: Do these pants make my ass look fat”?
Published 1983
Before:
After:
It’s a Two-fer Tuesday: Andre Norton Before & After
Good Show Sir Comments:
Before: “This mission is so popular the men are dying to get in!”
After: “Damn! I thought filling the cabins with hydrogen would reduce our take-off weight!”
Published 1954
Tom Noir Comments: If cats could read the story you wrote about them, they still wouldn’t.
Published 1984
Good Show Sir Comments: Cover art, suitable for framing, from the artist’s website.
From his biography:
Peter died much too soon but at least he was sitting in a bar with a drink in front of him. There are worse ways to go. At his funeral the vicar said he was probably “getting in the rounds” in heaven. I like to think he’s painting there too … He was intelligent and widely read and a regular member of his local pub’s quiz and cricket teams, though he would say that was mainly for the beer! He died in March 1998 in Skegness while he and some colleagues were working on a mural at Butlins, relaxing in the hotel bar after work.
Published 1979
Good Show Sir Comments: The original movie title “Burn Wife Burn” didn’t focus group well.
You might remember this from here.
JuanPaul Comments –
Blue: It’s okay, dear, don’t be sad.
Pink: I’m not sad, I’m actually quite happy.
Blue: Damn these immobile metal faces.
Published 1969
Bibliomancer’s Art Direction: My name is Bibliomancer. I’m from 2015 in the future. I want a cover with a future-retro Amy Winehouse using a space music ghetto blaster to kill some dudes … and a satyr! Don’t make the art very good. I need it to win a ten-star rating on a website of terrible sci-fi cover art. Why are you looking at me like that?
Published 1961
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