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Click for larger imageGeoffrey Comments: “Before you can enter heaven you must answer three questions. First: Do these pants make my ass look fat”?
Published 1983
(Average: 6.14 out of 10)
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Geoffrey Comments: “Before you can enter heaven you must answer three questions. First: Do these pants make my ass look fat”?
Published 1983
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October 7th, 2019 at 9:35 am
“Are those clown pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
(And the Captain Obvious Award goes to…)
October 7th, 2019 at 9:35 am
A Renaissance man, a sorceress and a Nazi walk into a bar…
October 7th, 2019 at 9:38 am
“I can’t believe how see thru your dress is! Cover your modesty madame!” Said the pink frilled noble.
“Tut tut,” tutted the wizardess.
“I didn’t come here to be offended!” Scoffed the Nazi.
October 7th, 2019 at 9:44 am
“First time in one volume – all his Change Wardrobe stories!”
October 7th, 2019 at 2:05 pm
Women face difficult dating options these days.
October 7th, 2019 at 2:10 pm
Their mission: to alter history so that Shell Suits never happen.
October 7th, 2019 at 2:16 pm
If you are the kind of woman to wear a 1950s housewife dress, wouldn’t you also be the kind of woman to wear a slip?
October 7th, 2019 at 2:56 pm
Sorry, it was a trick question. EVERYONE on this cover is John Barrowman.
October 7th, 2019 at 3:28 pm
Sir Philip Sidney finds those pants come in very handy went fighting the tide of Spanish porn.
October 7th, 2019 at 4:23 pm
Elizabethan, Wizardess, Nazi. The costumes in this Halloween store are so generic. She was shopping for a sexy Handmaid’s Tale outfit.
October 7th, 2019 at 8:12 pm
Someone on this cover has just had a nasty accident.
October 8th, 2019 at 3:27 am
“Ma’am, this better be important. We were trying to play ‘Chopsticks’ on this space piano.”
October 8th, 2019 at 5:52 am
Those are actually all characters in the (good) stories… but they look ridiculous like that.
There’s technically no such thing as a “Hugo or Nebula Grand Master”, though. There are/were awards voted by a lot of the same people who vote for those, but not under those names. I mean, I’ve been voting for Hugos before this book came out, and I knew Fritz slightly.
He was a grand chap who probably complained just as much as we did about Sir Poofypants’ outfit, being the son of Shakespearean actors.
@drlemaster: indeed you would! Shocking! Gotta have something for the boys to look at, I guess?
@fred: I think you’re right!
October 8th, 2019 at 9:01 am
Then again… any present-day hipster would also look kinda silly in that crowd, with “tribal” tattoos, “tough” haircut, “edgy” piercings and designer-torn pants.
Just sayin’.
October 14th, 2019 at 5:23 am
New reality series: A lady in a diaphanous dress must choose her date from three aspiring fashion designers!
Come for the see through dress, stay for the inflatable pantaloons and nazi gimp suit!
October 15th, 2019 at 12:34 am
@DaveM: I’d swear that’s already been a show on some cable channel. Now that you’ve said it, it probably will be.