Oct 07

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Geoffrey Comments: “Before you can enter heaven you must answer three questions. First: Do these pants make my ass look fat”?

Published 1983

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.14 out of 10)

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16 Responses to “Changewar”

  1. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Are those clown pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

    (And the Captain Obvious Award goes to…)

  2. A.R.Yngve Says:

    A Renaissance man, a sorceress and a Nazi walk into a bar…

  3. SI Says:

    “I can’t believe how see thru your dress is! Cover your modesty madame!” Said the pink frilled noble.
    “Tut tut,” tutted the wizardess.
    “I didn’t come here to be offended!” Scoffed the Nazi.

  4. THX 1139 Says:

    “First time in one volume – all his Change Wardrobe stories!”

  5. Ray P Says:

    Women face difficult dating options these days.

  6. Tat Wood Says:

    Their mission: to alter history so that Shell Suits never happen.

  7. drlemaster Says:

    If you are the kind of woman to wear a 1950s housewife dress, wouldn’t you also be the kind of woman to wear a slip?

  8. fred Says:

    Sorry, it was a trick question. EVERYONE on this cover is John Barrowman.

  9. Francis Boyle Says:

    Sir Philip Sidney finds those pants come in very handy went fighting the tide of Spanish porn.

  10. Bibliomancer Says:

    Elizabethan, Wizardess, Nazi. The costumes in this Halloween store are so generic. She was shopping for a sexy Handmaid’s Tale outfit.

  11. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Someone on this cover has just had a nasty accident.

  12. JuanPaul Says:

    “Ma’am, this better be important. We were trying to play ‘Chopsticks’ on this space piano.”

  13. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Those are actually all characters in the (good) stories… but they look ridiculous like that.

    There’s technically no such thing as a “Hugo or Nebula Grand Master”, though. There are/were awards voted by a lot of the same people who vote for those, but not under those names. I mean, I’ve been voting for Hugos before this book came out, and I knew Fritz slightly.

    He was a grand chap who probably complained just as much as we did about Sir Poofypants’ outfit, being the son of Shakespearean actors.

    @drlemaster: indeed you would! Shocking! Gotta have something for the boys to look at, I guess?

    @fred: I think you’re right!

  14. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Then again… any present-day hipster would also look kinda silly in that crowd, with “tribal” tattoos, “tough” haircut, “edgy” piercings and designer-torn pants.

    Just sayin’.

  15. DaveM Says:

    New reality series: A lady in a diaphanous dress must choose her date from three aspiring fashion designers!

    Come for the see through dress, stay for the inflatable pantaloons and nazi gimp suit!

  16. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @DaveM: I’d swear that’s already been a show on some cable channel. Now that you’ve said it, it probably will be.

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