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Click for full imageJoseph Comments: Beautiful woman rides an enchanted jackass. Incidentally, this is how I view most of my female friends and their respective relationship partners.
Published 1982
(Average: 8.48 out of 10)
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Joseph Comments: Beautiful woman rides an enchanted jackass. Incidentally, this is how I view most of my female friends and their respective relationship partners.
Published 1982
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November 7th, 2012 at 9:29 am
Nice ass.
November 7th, 2012 at 9:40 am
Shreka. The female Shrek. Rather better looking than her male counterpart.
November 7th, 2012 at 10:36 am
You wouldn’t want to be standing under that if it flew over.
November 7th, 2012 at 12:13 pm
It looks like her spurs were two foot long, and she broke one of them off.
November 7th, 2012 at 12:14 pm
So, is flying burro the only way to get through the castle’s front door?
November 7th, 2012 at 12:36 pm
Aren’t they cute!
November 7th, 2012 at 1:51 pm
@THX1138: not at all! The turds of a magic donkey don’t fall to the ground, they float around the sky. Look carefully at the image and you might be able to see them.
November 7th, 2012 at 2:31 pm
Spurs + riding crop + no saddle + long cape + long skirt + high altitude = SPLAT
November 7th, 2012 at 3:28 pm
At last! A fantasy trilogy set deep in hillbilly country!
November 7th, 2012 at 4:49 pm
If the donkey is some kind of political-party metaphor, its meaning eludes me somehow.
November 7th, 2012 at 4:50 pm
Imagine a whole century of flying-donkey Western movies…
November 7th, 2012 at 5:50 pm
Is it their speed which causes that radiation or are they just happy to be up there together?
November 7th, 2012 at 8:46 pm
It appears that the land that Castle Phallus was built on has suffered from some serious erosion recently. Hope they got some rope ladders stocked away in them there towers.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:42 pm
Two mules for Sister Sarah? Forget that, one flying mule is enough!
November 10th, 2012 at 1:18 pm
Whats the difference between a published book and a vanity project? The former sounds entertaining to people not living inside the author’s head.
November 19th, 2012 at 7:10 pm
Hey, guys, note the tail. ‘Tis a mule, as Anti-Sceptic pointed out before me.
Which suddenly makes it all make sense… what, you mean it doesn’t? Oh.
January 20th, 2013 at 10:36 pm
I know when I’m trying to make something look like it’s flying, i compose it dead center and then put a glow around it.
February 17th, 2013 at 2:30 pm
It’s is one of my personal favorite bad covers. So sad.
January 15th, 2015 at 11:34 am
@Jerk: you’ll notice that the University of Arkansas is so embarrassed that they’ve taken the Web page down.
January 18th, 2015 at 8:17 pm
I find the word ‘trilogy’ here confusing since this is clearly one book. Or perhaps it is the title of a single book which is in fact ABOUT a trilogy of books.
I know that sounds thrilling to me!
January 20th, 2015 at 3:01 pm
@TN: The trilogy isn’t “Suzette”, “Haden” and “Elgin”, is it?
July 18th, 2017 at 3:18 am
I feel like all the sadness in the world is on this cover.
July 18th, 2017 at 4:16 am
@JuanPaul—I agree. Even her name has a mournful tone to it, like she once had an Elgin (which I think was something like a Unicorns!) but lost it and has to ride this burro for all eternity. Sigh.
There’s only one way to cheer ourselves up—a Village People concert and a pool party!
July 18th, 2017 at 6:51 am
1.) Find fellow nerds.
2.) Bet them they can’t guess which SF&F series you have in mind.
3.) “Hint: it’s set in space and prominently features a mule…”
4.) Profit.
(Note: this book takes place on Planet Ozark, so yes, it’s in space.)