May 18
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Roscoe Comments: I can’t make any sense out of this blurb.
Published 1984

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Tagged with: big gun • DAW Books • giant insects • inadequate armor • James Gurney • John Steakley • moon
Mar 12
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Sharona Virus Comments: Well, that hero turned out to be an empty suit.
Published 2009

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Tagged with: artist? you're kidding me • damsel • DAW Books • Denise Little • font problems • inadequate armor • Smirky McSmug
Jan 14
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The Bookkeeper Comments: Being wrapped in metal foil like a baked potato was a poor clothing choice for burning day.
Published 1998

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Tagged with: Baen Books • computers • David Mattingly • fire • inadequate armor • mainstream religion • mob rules • no one expects the Spanish Inquisition • pope • Spider Robinson
Nov 06
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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday Gnome Press Conan Special
Good Show Sir Comments: Before Frank Frazetta got a hold of him, 1950s Conan was a more happy-go-lucky, fun guy.
1. “Ha ha” [Nelson from The Simpsons voice]
2. “I’m the original Dick Blade!”
Published 1955, 1957
Thanks to Larry for the covers!

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Tagged with: Björn Nyberg • bladed weapons • Conan series • dude • font problems • Gnome Press • inadequate armor • L. Sprague De Camp • little people • loincloth • muscles • pointing • Robert E. Howard • skulls a-poppin'
Mar 25
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Bibliomancer Comments: Wearing a beehive as a breastplate is just rubbing it in.
Published 1980

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Tagged with: Berkley Books • big gun • bug • Carl Lundgren • dude • helmet • inadequate armor • Robert A. Heinlein • skulls a-poppin' • tasteful smoke
Jul 01
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Tom Noir Comments: Good evening London! We are WAR THONG! Are you ready to raaaaaaaawk??
Published 1979

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Tagged with: archery weapons • Berkley Books • blood • damsel • dude • inadequate armor • Jack Massa • muscles • sixpack abs • Unknown Artist Institute • wings
May 06
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Tom Noir Comments: Dragons probably prefer blondes because their four-inch Pradas make them easier to catch.
Published 2009

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Tagged with: Berkley Books • Candace Havens • cleavage • crossbow • damsel • inadequate armor • mega limbs • Ting! • Unknown Artist Institute
Sep 30
Well we had Paris yesterday… or Blackpool… or Las Vegas… anyway, it’s a loose tie-in!
Many thanks to Tat Wood who sent these in ages ago but have been sitting around due to site problems. Which, I might add, are still being looked at – I swear!
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Published 1986
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Published 1987
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Published 1982
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Published 1975

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Tagged with: aliens • bath • boater hat • boats • cape • Caza • Christian Leourier • city on stilts • cleavage • crotch armor • damsel • devil's dumplings • Dominique-Pieri Lacombe • inadequate armor • J'ai Lu books • Jimmy Guieu • lizards • long hair • MEGA POST • mighty moustache • moon • once you see it • Plon Books • sky-eyes • space sheep • space ship • sword • tentacles • tidal wave • WTF • Yves Besnier
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