Jun 08

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Good Show Sir Comments: Things get ugly arguing over a Renaissance Faire parking spot.

Published 1993

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.00 out of 10)

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22 Responses to “When the Bough Breaks”

  1. JuanPaul Says:

    Just like a rennie to bring a sword to a gun fight.

    (Sorry, went for the low hanging fruit)

  2. THX 1138 Says:

    That Walking Dead cliffhanger resolved (not that one).

  3. misterbob Says:

    Wot no Shagpile carpet tag ?

  4. Anna T. Says:

    Either this is a weird music video involving time travellers, or Miss Eighties Hair has antagonized some actual time travellers.

    Your choice.

  5. Ray P Says:

    Jousting in a national park is a federal crime.

  6. fred Says:

    Elves will rescue you even if you really don’t need rescuing.

  7. Bibliomancer Says:

    I assume the “inadequate armor” tag is because Lady Knight is riding bare-thighed.

  8. JaunPaul Says:

    Big Hair travels back in time in her tricked out Chevy to kill the child who would grow into the man that would spread the mullet across the globe. She did not count on the Blasé Knights of Progressive Hairstyling to thwart her efforts.

  9. HappyBookworm Says:

    I don’t see any serrated edges on the swords. Definitely none on the gun.

  10. Tat Wood Says:

    Kid, knock off the Macaulay Culkin impressions or I swear I’ll shoot!

  11. Perry Armstrong Says:

    @Bibliomancer: …or maybe there’s no actual armor beneath Sir Lancelot’s ‘groin curtain’!

  12. Bibliomancer Says:

    @Perry – Our hero is most certainly wearing chainmail lingerie behind those drapes.

  13. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    …so, this isn’t the one about the elderly couple in the countryside when the nuclear bombs fall then?

  14. Perry Armstrong Says:

    Hot cars, fast horses and elves to the rescue!
    Saturday Mornings on NBC

  15. Francis Boyle Says:

    Interior monologue of a half-dressed woman on a horse:
    “Well I’ll just sit here looking slightly bored while this not very interesting trans-temporal altercation plays out and we all sink slowly into this deceptively short grass which at least has the virtue that the artist doesn’t have to draw. . . Oh Shit! I should have guessed; I’m just a background character in a bad sci-fi or fantasy cover and which I just know in 13 years or so it will appear on an eccentrically-titled website and be laughed at by commentors with improbable pseudonyms like ‘Dead Stuff With Big Teeth’ and Oh Gawd, it’s HAPPENING NOW!

  16. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @Francis: I do beg your pardon, but my birth name is Dead Stuff With Big Teeth. My father was Tobacco And Tannin Stained Teeth. He married my mother, Heavily Pierced Teeth (nee Ears). They had me and my younger brother, Purple And Green Stained Teeth, and adopted Fluid Filled Lungs while we were in school.

  17. Francis Boyle Says:

    I stand corrected. In future I’ll work harder to remember that reality has already been replaced with something even more bizarrely improbable.

  18. lctwice Says:

    They haven’t noticed how they’ve sunk into the grass up to their calves.

  19. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Fighting invasive species through interpretive dance.

  20. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Is “Serra-TED Edge” some kind of extreme TED Talk??

  21. fred Says:

    That tree crotch needs a space sheep.

  22. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @fred: So you’re saying it’s a female tree.

    @ARY: Could also be a TED Talk about Fr. Junipero Serra, given by a justifiably-edgy descendant of the people he subjugated.

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