Interior monologue of a half-dressed woman on a horse:
“Well I’ll just sit here looking slightly bored while this not very interesting trans-temporal altercation plays out and we all sink slowly into this deceptively short grass which at least has the virtue that the artist doesn’t have to draw. . . Oh Shit! I should have guessed; I’m just a background character in a bad sci-fi or fantasy cover and which I just know in 13 years or so it will appear on an eccentrically-titled website and be laughed at by commentors with improbable pseudonyms like ‘Dead Stuff With Big Teeth’ and Oh Gawd, it’s HAPPENING NOW!
@Francis: I do beg your pardon, but my birth name is Dead Stuff With Big Teeth. My father was Tobacco And Tannin Stained Teeth. He married my mother, Heavily Pierced Teeth (nee Ears). They had me and my younger brother, Purple And Green Stained Teeth, and adopted Fluid Filled Lungs while we were in school.
June 8th, 2016 at 12:41 pm
Just like a rennie to bring a sword to a gun fight.
(Sorry, went for the low hanging fruit)
June 8th, 2016 at 2:46 pm
That Walking Dead cliffhanger resolved (not that one).
June 8th, 2016 at 3:15 pm
Wot no Shagpile carpet tag ?
June 8th, 2016 at 3:45 pm
Either this is a weird music video involving time travellers, or Miss Eighties Hair has antagonized some actual time travellers.
Your choice.
June 8th, 2016 at 4:01 pm
Jousting in a national park is a federal crime.
June 8th, 2016 at 4:21 pm
Elves will rescue you even if you really don’t need rescuing.
June 8th, 2016 at 5:00 pm
I assume the “inadequate armor” tag is because Lady Knight is riding bare-thighed.
June 8th, 2016 at 8:54 pm
Big Hair travels back in time in her tricked out Chevy to kill the child who would grow into the man that would spread the mullet across the globe. She did not count on the Blasé Knights of Progressive Hairstyling to thwart her efforts.
June 9th, 2016 at 3:02 am
I don’t see any serrated edges on the swords. Definitely none on the gun.
June 9th, 2016 at 3:26 am
Kid, knock off the Macaulay Culkin impressions or I swear I’ll shoot!
June 9th, 2016 at 7:51 am
@Bibliomancer: …or maybe there’s no actual armor beneath Sir Lancelot’s ‘groin curtain’!
June 9th, 2016 at 11:23 am
@Perry – Our hero is most certainly wearing chainmail lingerie behind those drapes.
June 9th, 2016 at 12:35 pm
…so, this isn’t the one about the elderly couple in the countryside when the nuclear bombs fall then?
June 10th, 2016 at 8:47 am
Hot cars, fast horses and elves to the rescue!
Saturday Mornings on NBC
June 11th, 2016 at 7:36 am
Interior monologue of a half-dressed woman on a horse:
“Well I’ll just sit here looking slightly bored while this not very interesting trans-temporal altercation plays out and we all sink slowly into this deceptively short grass which at least has the virtue that the artist doesn’t have to draw. . . Oh Shit! I should have guessed; I’m just a background character in a bad sci-fi or fantasy cover and which I just know in 13 years or so it will appear on an eccentrically-titled website and be laughed at by commentors with improbable pseudonyms like ‘Dead Stuff With Big Teeth’ and Oh Gawd, it’s HAPPENING NOW!
June 11th, 2016 at 11:48 am
@Francis: I do beg your pardon, but my birth name is Dead Stuff With Big Teeth. My father was Tobacco And Tannin Stained Teeth. He married my mother, Heavily Pierced Teeth (nee Ears). They had me and my younger brother, Purple And Green Stained Teeth, and adopted Fluid Filled Lungs while we were in school.
June 11th, 2016 at 12:31 pm
I stand corrected. In future I’ll work harder to remember that reality has already been replaced with something even more bizarrely improbable.
June 11th, 2016 at 4:42 pm
They haven’t noticed how they’ve sunk into the grass up to their calves.
June 11th, 2016 at 8:08 pm
Fighting invasive species through interpretive dance.
June 15th, 2016 at 7:50 pm
Is “Serra-TED Edge” some kind of extreme TED Talk??
April 28th, 2022 at 8:55 pm
That tree crotch needs a space sheep.
April 28th, 2022 at 11:34 pm
@fred: So you’re saying it’s a female tree.
@ARY: Could also be a TED Talk about Fr. Junipero Serra, given by a justifiably-edgy descendant of the people he subjugated.