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Tom Noir Comments: Good evening London! We are WAR THONG! Are you ready to raaaaaaaawk?? Published 1979
Tagged with: archery weapons • Berkley Books • blood • damsel • dude • inadequate armor • Jack Massa • muscles • sixpack abs • Unknown Artist Institute • wings
“III HAVVE THE FEATHERRRS!!!” [Duh-duh duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh, HEN-MAN!]
It’s as cross as a blade, or your money back!
And all because the lady loves Milktray…
“I’m just closing the curtains… GAHHHHH it’s that crowman again! AND he’s mooning me!!”
The left wing is quite well executed. The right wing is anatomically and aerodynamically correct. But the lack of shading makes it look flat…and hence, rather like some kind of prehensile foot reaching out to grab WarThong.
What can be so scary that the archer on the right is aiming at that rather than Mr Swastika-wings?
“The First Time In Paperback!” Say what? The first time for… somebody… was “in paperback”? Is this some obscure bedroom kink? :-S
@Tat Wood: I think the archer on the left is about to get a nasty surprise in his ear. See how petty arguments can escalate when you’re armed?
Hey, those wings aren’t real. They’re tied on by those thin straps on his wrists. He’s gonna have to flap like a sonofabitch to get off the ground.
The thong!!!!!!
He’s no Brian Blessed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBe1hwg7V-M
…and you thought bird crap on your window was annoying..
In the world where science and magic cross blades… I guess they don’t have much love for the preforming arts!
Mooncrow would like to someday build a nest with a nice Victoria’s Secret model.
@BM: Mooncrow tries to win her affections by showing her bright shiny pieces of tin.
@DS She would prefer shiny pieces of Gold plastic.
@BM: perhaps Mooncrow could break off a few golden bits from the title. All he must do is reach, reach, RRRREACH for them!
Why doesn’t this get a “Behind You” tag, for all sorts of reasons?
“Mooncrow” is gonna be the next big exercise craze after this whole crossfit business dies down.
I do that fitness exercise on my Wii balance board, but without the feathers and the thong. Works better that way.
I always use a thong for my Wii.
“Biiiiirdman!!”
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July 1st, 2015 at 9:37 am
“III HAVVE THE FEATHERRRS!!!”
[Duh-duh duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh, HEN-MAN!]
July 1st, 2015 at 10:18 am
It’s as cross as a blade, or your money back!
July 1st, 2015 at 10:24 am
And all because the lady loves Milktray…
July 1st, 2015 at 10:58 am
“I’m just closing the curtains… GAHHHHH it’s that crowman again! AND he’s mooning me!!”
July 1st, 2015 at 11:26 am
The left wing is quite well executed. The right wing is anatomically and aerodynamically correct. But the lack of shading makes it look flat…and hence, rather like some kind of prehensile foot reaching out to grab WarThong.
July 1st, 2015 at 1:21 pm
What can be so scary that the archer on the right is aiming at that rather than Mr Swastika-wings?
July 1st, 2015 at 1:31 pm
“The First Time In Paperback!”
Say what? The first time for… somebody… was “in paperback”? Is this some obscure bedroom kink?
:-S
July 1st, 2015 at 1:32 pm
@Tat Wood: I think the archer on the left is about to get a nasty surprise in his ear. See how petty arguments can escalate when you’re armed?
July 1st, 2015 at 1:33 pm
Hey, those wings aren’t real. They’re tied on by those thin straps on his wrists. He’s gonna have to flap like a sonofabitch to get off the ground.
July 1st, 2015 at 2:39 pm
The thong!!!!!!
July 1st, 2015 at 3:20 pm
He’s no Brian Blessed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBe1hwg7V-M
July 1st, 2015 at 4:07 pm
…and you thought bird crap on your window was annoying..
July 2nd, 2015 at 9:04 am
In the world where science and magic cross blades… I guess they don’t have much love for the preforming arts!
July 2nd, 2015 at 1:29 pm
Mooncrow would like to someday build a nest with a nice Victoria’s Secret model.
July 2nd, 2015 at 3:06 pm
@BM: Mooncrow tries to win her affections by showing her bright shiny pieces of tin.
July 4th, 2015 at 3:54 am
@DS She would prefer shiny pieces of Gold plastic.
July 12th, 2015 at 12:11 pm
@BM: perhaps Mooncrow could break off a few golden bits from the title. All he must do is reach, reach, RRRREACH for them!
July 16th, 2015 at 4:54 pm
Why doesn’t this get a “Behind You” tag, for all sorts of reasons?
April 3rd, 2016 at 8:47 pm
“Mooncrow” is gonna be the next big exercise craze after this whole crossfit business dies down.
April 3rd, 2016 at 9:36 pm
I do that fitness exercise on my Wii balance board, but without the feathers and the thong. Works better that way.
April 4th, 2016 at 1:04 am
I always use a thong for my Wii.
April 4th, 2016 at 10:14 am
“Biiiiirdman!!”