Jul 01

That crow is CUT!Click for full image

Tom Noir Comments: Good evening London! We are WAR THONG! Are you ready to raaaaaaaawk??
Published 1979

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.93 out of 10)

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22 Responses to “Mooncrow”

  1. A.R.Yngve Says:

    [Duh-duh duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh, HEN-MAN!]

  2. THX 1138 Says:

    It’s as cross as a blade, or your money back!

  3. Noel Says:

    And all because the lady loves Milktray…

  4. SI Says:

    “I’m just closing the curtains… GAHHHHH it’s that crowman again! AND he’s mooning me!!”

  5. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    The left wing is quite well executed. The right wing is anatomically and aerodynamically correct. But the lack of shading makes it look flat…and hence, rather like some kind of prehensile foot reaching out to grab WarThong.

  6. Tat Wood Says:

    What can be so scary that the archer on the right is aiming at that rather than Mr Swastika-wings?

  7. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “The First Time In Paperback!”
    Say what? The first time for… somebody… was “in paperback”? Is this some obscure bedroom kink?

  8. THX 1138 Says:

    @Tat Wood: I think the archer on the left is about to get a nasty surprise in his ear. See how petty arguments can escalate when you’re armed?

  9. Bibliomancer Says:

    Hey, those wings aren’t real. They’re tied on by those thin straps on his wrists. He’s gonna have to flap like a sonofabitch to get off the ground.

  10. Bob of Bobbinghamshire Says:

    The thong!!!!!!

  11. fred Says:

    He’s no Brian Blessed.

  12. anon Says:

    …and you thought bird crap on your window was annoying..

  13. SI Says:

    In the world where science and magic cross blades… I guess they don’t have much love for the preforming arts!

  14. Bibliomancer Says:

    Mooncrow would like to someday build a nest with a nice Victoria’s Secret model.

  15. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @BM: Mooncrow tries to win her affections by showing her bright shiny pieces of tin.

  16. Bibliomancer Says:

    @DS She would prefer shiny pieces of Gold plastic.

  17. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @BM: perhaps Mooncrow could break off a few golden bits from the title. All he must do is reach, reach, RRRREACH for them!

  18. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Why doesn’t this get a “Behind You” tag, for all sorts of reasons?

  19. Tom Noir Says:

    “Mooncrow” is gonna be the next big exercise craze after this whole crossfit business dies down.

  20. A.R.Yngve Says:

    I do that fitness exercise on my Wii balance board, but without the feathers and the thong. Works better that way.

  21. Tom Noir Says:

    I always use a thong for my Wii.

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