Jun 29

STOP STOP ALREADY... they're already dead!!!Click for full image

Peter T Comments: Not sure how you wear your pants with a tail sticking out…. or how he killed all those creatures with such an erratic gun…. Girl looks nice though….
Published 1984

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.33 out of 10)

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24 Responses to “Time Twister”

  1. Bibliomancer Says:

    Is the author Her Majesty’s Major?

  2. Noel Says:

    Everyone can see he’s got a tail, right? It’s not just me?

  3. fred Says:

    Whilst googleing the above, stumbled on some dolphin fun in images. Too lazy to submit it. Somebody put some poor unemployed sheep to work.
    Wouldn’t that tail throw his balance all to hell?

  4. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    That is gobsmackingly ugly and in the very poorest of taste. Who let an un-sheeped picture of a ThinkPad appear on GSS?

  5. anon Says:

    And here I was thinking ordinary Twister is dangerous.

  6. THX 1138 Says:

    No, he doesn’t have a tail, she has a right hand tentacle.

  7. GSS Admin Says:

    Sorry DSWBT I am a fellow ThinkPad user. Ancient and unstoppable… join us… join us…

  8. Tom Noir Says:

    Oy vey, that gun.

    First of all, he’s gripping the gun by its cartridge, which you’re really not supposed to do. Secondly he’s holding – what, parallel to his chest? Certainly he isn’t aiming down the barrel. The ricochet is likely to kill both him and his under-dressed companion.

    And… capes? Really??

  9. A.R.Yngve Says:

    By the gunfire and piled-up bodies, I’d guess “H.M.Major” is a pen name for Don Pendleton (of “Mack Bolan” infamy)…

  10. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The Punisher becomes a mutant sewer rat — and nobody can tell the difference!

  11. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    /me cowers in fear as GSS is swathed in a ThinkPad filter. 🙂

  12. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    It’s like an anti-masterpiece. Every time you look at it, you see another thing that’s wrong. His pose on top of a pile of bodies. His hands. The perspective of the walls. Her clawed left hand. His toupee.

  13. Tat Wood Says:

    Are those perpendicular zap-bolts, metal prongs, gardening implements or a hefty Ting?

  14. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Greetings, earthlings! We have considered your application for membership in the Galactic Union… but after seeing the book TIME TWISTER, we have reconsidered. Your star system shall be quarantined for one billion years. Goodbye!”

  15. Severian 67 Says:

    If that’s what happens when he shoots people, imagine the mess when he goes for a pee…

  16. DaveM Says:

    So that gun of his fires 6 shots at once, three at about 45 degrees to the left of the barrel and the other three at about 70 degrees right of the barrel. Adds a new meaning to “The safest place to be is where he’s aiming”.

  17. anon Says:

    TIITTE TLI15TER. Would that be the woman then?

  18. anon Says:

    Or is it TIITTE TWISTER? A horrible way to kill people.

  19. HappyBookworm Says:

    Don’t you see? That gun thing is the Time Twister from the title. It’s SUPPOSED to shoot out random rays like that. You aim it at yourself and it warps you away from font problems.

  20. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    I’d like to know, why were there so many blue fellows right in that corner between two walls before he began shooting?

  21. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @DSWBT: You were right originally. It gets worse every time you look at it.

    Don’t we have a “corpse mountain” tag?

  22. Tag Wizard Says:

    Sho’ nuf!

  23. FluffyGhostKitten Says:

    ‘Peter T Comments: Not sure how you wear your pants with a tail sticking out…’
    You either: 1) cut a hole in the back, 2) wear low-rides that allow you to stick it out above the waistband, or 3) wear a skirt or kilt instead. I’d say that fellow’s gone with option #1.

  24. GSS ex-noob Says:

    As large as his tail is, said hole means he’s basically got on arseless trousers.

    If he even has room in there for an ass (other than himself).

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