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Peter T Comments: Not sure how you wear your pants with a tail sticking out…. or how he killed all those creatures with such an erratic gun…. Girl looks nice though….
Published 1984
Peter T Comments: Not sure how you wear your pants with a tail sticking out…. or how he killed all those creatures with such an erratic gun…. Girl looks nice though….
Published 1984
June 29th, 2015 at 11:30 am
Is the author Her Majesty’s Major?
June 29th, 2015 at 11:37 am
Everyone can see he’s got a tail, right? It’s not just me?
June 29th, 2015 at 11:46 am
Whilst googleing the above, stumbled on some dolphin fun in images. Too lazy to submit it. Somebody put some poor unemployed sheep to work.
Wouldn’t that tail throw his balance all to hell?
June 29th, 2015 at 11:56 am
That is gobsmackingly ugly and in the very poorest of taste. Who let an un-sheeped picture of a ThinkPad appear on GSS?
June 29th, 2015 at 12:00 pm
And here I was thinking ordinary Twister is dangerous.
June 29th, 2015 at 1:24 pm
No, he doesn’t have a tail, she has a right hand tentacle.
June 29th, 2015 at 2:02 pm
Sorry DSWBT I am a fellow ThinkPad user. Ancient and unstoppable… join us… join us…
June 29th, 2015 at 3:29 pm
Oy vey, that gun.
First of all, he’s gripping the gun by its cartridge, which you’re really not supposed to do. Secondly he’s holding – what, parallel to his chest? Certainly he isn’t aiming down the barrel. The ricochet is likely to kill both him and his under-dressed companion.
And… capes? Really??
June 29th, 2015 at 4:05 pm
By the gunfire and piled-up bodies, I’d guess “H.M.Major” is a pen name for Don Pendleton (of “Mack Bolan” infamy)…
June 29th, 2015 at 4:06 pm
The Punisher becomes a mutant sewer rat — and nobody can tell the difference!
TIME TWISTER
June 29th, 2015 at 4:52 pm
/me cowers in fear as GSS is swathed in a ThinkPad filter. 🙂
June 29th, 2015 at 9:32 pm
It’s like an anti-masterpiece. Every time you look at it, you see another thing that’s wrong. His pose on top of a pile of bodies. His hands. The perspective of the walls. Her clawed left hand. His toupee.
June 29th, 2015 at 10:33 pm
Are those perpendicular zap-bolts, metal prongs, gardening implements or a hefty Ting?
June 30th, 2015 at 7:58 am
“Greetings, earthlings! We have considered your application for membership in the Galactic Union… but after seeing the book TIME TWISTER, we have reconsidered. Your star system shall be quarantined for one billion years. Goodbye!”
June 30th, 2015 at 9:39 pm
If that’s what happens when he shoots people, imagine the mess when he goes for a pee…
July 1st, 2015 at 1:35 pm
So that gun of his fires 6 shots at once, three at about 45 degrees to the left of the barrel and the other three at about 70 degrees right of the barrel. Adds a new meaning to “The safest place to be is where he’s aiming”.
September 24th, 2015 at 10:19 am
TIITTE TLI15TER. Would that be the woman then?
October 13th, 2015 at 8:26 pm
Or is it TIITTE TWISTER? A horrible way to kill people.
December 23rd, 2015 at 3:41 pm
Don’t you see? That gun thing is the Time Twister from the title. It’s SUPPOSED to shoot out random rays like that. You aim it at yourself and it warps you away from font problems.
August 10th, 2017 at 2:37 pm
I’d like to know, why were there so many blue fellows right in that corner between two walls before he began shooting?
August 11th, 2017 at 12:19 am
@DSWBT: You were right originally. It gets worse every time you look at it.
Don’t we have a “corpse mountain” tag?
August 11th, 2017 at 12:57 am
Sho’ nuf!
October 16th, 2017 at 3:00 am
‘Peter T Comments: Not sure how you wear your pants with a tail sticking out…’
You either: 1) cut a hole in the back, 2) wear low-rides that allow you to stick it out above the waistband, or 3) wear a skirt or kilt instead. I’d say that fellow’s gone with option #1.
October 17th, 2017 at 3:19 am
As large as his tail is, said hole means he’s basically got on arseless trousers.
If he even has room in there for an ass (other than himself).