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Click for full imageTom Noir Comments: Dragons probably prefer blondes because their four-inch Pradas make them easier to catch.
Published 2009
(Average: 7.55 out of 10)
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Tom Noir Comments: Dragons probably prefer blondes because their four-inch Pradas make them easier to catch.
Published 2009
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May 6th, 2015 at 10:39 am
Is Charlize standing naturally?
May 6th, 2015 at 10:52 am
“Do you sometimes feel not-so-glamorous when hunting dragons? Now there’s a way to look perfect while dragon blood spatters on your Pradas… you DON’T GIVE A FLYING F*** ABOUT HOW YOU LOOK AT WORK!”
May 6th, 2015 at 11:44 am
Is this where Chris de Burgh found his inspiration? Though I think his cheek would be somewhere near her naval.
May 6th, 2015 at 12:08 pm
Phoarrr, look at the Caruthers on HER!
*moves eyes up a bit* Why is she resting the bowstring on her neck? At best, that would be uncomfortable. More likely, the bow would go off prematurely…
May 6th, 2015 at 2:27 pm
From a reader review: I loved the love story that was woven through the action of slaying/patrolling dragons.
May 6th, 2015 at 2:29 pm
‘Fighting evil in four-inch Pradas’…very, very small evil? Slightly smelly evil? Dank evil?
May 6th, 2015 at 2:36 pm
It should be three unknown artists,as looks like a different model was used for the legs,torso,head – thou more like they used an issue of celebrity skin.
May 6th, 2015 at 2:38 pm
Prefer older sister myself.
http://img1.imagesbn.com/p/9781101207482_p0_v1_s260x420.JPG
May 6th, 2015 at 3:56 pm
Fred’s picture, apart from confirming that these sisters have posture problems, makes it look as if there was a plan to make a ‘Charmed’-like series of books riffing on 50s musicals and putting words like ‘monster’ or ‘ghoul’ in the title but it stopped at volume 2.
If she’s short of titles, we could assist:
A Transylvanian in Paris
Oklahomageddon!
Seven Brides for Seven Frankensteins
Beast Side Story
Silk Stakings
Demons are a Ghoul’s Best Fiend
Die Die Birdie
My Fair Zombie
Beast Blanket Bingo
Rock-a-Cthulu Baby
Singin’ in the Reign of Darkness
Guys and Voodoo Dolls
…and not forgetting The Brigadoon that Came to Sarnath
I now feel as if I’ve been reading ‘Whizzer and Chips’
May 6th, 2015 at 4:41 pm
@Tat: Mummy-Man of La Mancha?
To scream the impossible scream
To cry the impossible cry
To go where the sane do not follow
To know that you’re going to AAAAUGH!
May 6th, 2015 at 6:10 pm
@Tat: Don’t forget “The Music Slender-Man” and “Stoker-klahoma!”
May 7th, 2015 at 5:26 am
Reanimator Get Your Gun
Paint Your Dragon
The Girl Can’t Hell-Pit
Thoroughly Modern Mummy
Calamityville Jane
sorry, it’s been a long day.
May 7th, 2015 at 7:58 am
“A Caruthers Sisters Novel”? Are you sure it’s not a Hilton Sisters novel… or a Kardashian Sisters?
May 7th, 2015 at 10:01 am
That’s an invitation for neck problems.
Also, the lower hand seems a bit hinky – the crossbow used to be baseball bat, right?
May 8th, 2015 at 1:48 am
Look, a crossbow is a pretty cool looking weapon… except in real life. Cool does not kill. The draw distance of the string is so ridiculously short that it will barely flex the bow and have substandard power even with *tingaliciousness* added. There’s certainly no need for the foot stirrup. She isn’t wearing a belt hook, so she.’d have to grab that string with bare unprotected hands. Bending over so far in the process that that skirt would… ride, uh, up… uh hmmm. And that front would just fall , uh, open. Wow. She might be on to something here.
May 16th, 2015 at 12:10 am
At first glance, I couldn’t tell that was a crossbow. My first thought was “Is that a musical instrument or a marital aid…” *looks at title* “…for a dragon?”
March 13th, 2020 at 8:10 am
“Fighting evil in four inch Pradas” – and inside a nebula as well, judging from the cover.
“Sexy Halloween Costumes, Inc. isn’t really trying anymore. This year’s “Sexy Arbalist” is just last years “Sexy Halberdier” only with an unconvincing crossbow rather than an unconvincing halberd.”
March 13th, 2020 at 12:07 pm
Five years, and no one’s added ‘Maim’ to the list of monstrous musicals.
March 13th, 2020 at 2:58 pm
This needs a “four-inch Pradas are hard to draw” tag.
March 13th, 2020 at 3:26 pm
The cover of “The Demon King and I” (also on this site) has a similar cover of a woman with Stretch Armstrong anatomy in a designer dress wielding an ancient weapon as a fashion accessory.
March 13th, 2020 at 4:15 pm
@Dead Stuff with Big Teeth – “One morning I shot a dragon in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I’ll never know.”
@Francis Boyle – GSS!
March 13th, 2020 at 7:13 pm
I think this cover’s emitting pheromones, right through the internets even.
March 13th, 2020 at 9:15 pm
I don’t think she can kill dragons, Prada shoes or not. Because she is clearly some sort of plastic doll. Shinier than Barbie, with longer legs and faker boobs. Plus something’s happened to her neck and waist joints. Must have gotten stepped on in the playroom. But at least her shoes haven’t gotten lost.
@FB: GSS!
@BC: All I can smell is PVC off-gassing.
March 13th, 2020 at 11:18 pm
We haven’t had a “mega limbs” tag for a while. Seeing Yazz on tonight’s 1989 Top of the Pops repeat reminded me too.
March 14th, 2020 at 1:11 am
Not the “saucy wench” I was asking about
March 14th, 2020 at 4:47 am
@GSSxn—You know, I think that is PVC after all. Regarding the waist joint issue, might we say it has resulted in jauntification? And speaking of mega limbs, the lower leg-upper leg ratio is totally whacky.
March 14th, 2020 at 5:38 am
@BC: could be more jauntified, but I’d allow it.
She’s got legs, but don’t know how to use ’em… girl, you got it wrong.