May 01
It’s the awesome month of May! Which can only mean even more honourable mentions!
Found these beauties in a charity shop the other day. Would you read them on a bus? Or try to complete a shiny unicorn puzzle on a bus? I know I would… just for the attention!
Have a great long weekend if you get it! Otherwise, just have a great weekend!
Click for full UNSHEEPED image
May 1st, 2015 at 9:37 am
“Whats worse, no head or a rose head?” Not sure but openly grabbing your partners behind while dancing is surely déclassé.
Oh and just to gain the “sad pervert” achievement? The ‘unsheeped’ image for Sayonaya is still sheeped (just checked for completeness, honest 🙂 ).
May 1st, 2015 at 10:16 am
1: I’ve heard of a toothbrush moustache but this is ridi… yeah.
2: Lambada: The Horticultural Dance.
3: I’ll reserve judgement till I can see it unsheeped.
4: CHAMPION! THE 555 PIECE JIGSAW PUZZLE!
May 1st, 2015 at 10:30 am
No 3 is unsheepable for me. I’ve triple checked.
May 1st, 2015 at 11:56 am
1. Goodness, now I’ll be fretting over the viscosity of my water supply all day.
2. ‘Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!’
3.Although, to be fair, Space had a naked cat lady on it.
4. Oh, it’s that Acorna girl, innit?
May 1st, 2015 at 2:00 pm
I think you might need to clear your cache to see the unsheeped. I have full boobage!
Or just click here:
http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sayonna.jpg
Also just realising with the unicorn… who put explosives on its feet?
May 1st, 2015 at 2:06 pm
I would humbly suggest you ensheepenfy the word ‘kink-stable’ on the unicorn puzzle.
May 1st, 2015 at 2:20 pm
Thanks to SI, I can now offer this bon mot:
3: Does the “forbidden love” refer to the woman or the plant? Or the woman and the plant?
Incidentally, Marlon Brando starred in the movie of Sayonara. Was this the edition he owned? Explains all too much…
May 1st, 2015 at 2:57 pm
Would I read them on the bus? Most nosy commuters would approve of a bad cover for a Booker-winning, officially sanctioned ‘good’ author than even the most tasteful cover of a science fiction novel by someone who doesn’t get interviewed on Newsnight.
Not sure about doing the jigsaw on public transport, though…
May 1st, 2015 at 2:59 pm
What do unicorns do in a kink-stable, given their propensity for virgins?
May 1st, 2015 at 9:49 pm
@Tat: given their propensity for virgins, what wouldn’t they do?
Close examination of Cover #1 shows that the subject, in addition to rhinitis, appears to be crying. Perhaps this is the shower stall in the kink-stable?
May 2nd, 2015 at 1:11 am
Ok, if you click on the picture it appears unsheeped, but if you click on the “Click for full UNSHEEPED image” link, it’s sheeped. Quite odd.
May 3rd, 2015 at 3:30 pm
1. Private bathroom with hot and cold running nose?
2. Font problem! The world ‘Ballroom’ is not anatomically correct. One ‘o’ should hang lower than the other.
May 4th, 2015 at 10:37 am
Cover #1:
THE DAY HITLER DROPPED ACID
Cover #2:
TRIFFID DANCING FOR DUMMIES
Cover #3:
A Novel of Idiotic Secondary Titles Added By Editors
Cover #4:
Hey, wait a minute! This is a bad cover, and the tag “kink-stable” is comedy gold, but still… it’s neither SF/F nor a book.
[gives webmaster a stern look] 😉
May 7th, 2015 at 1:29 am
The shadow on the unicorn’s posterior flank is a bit naff. It looks like his tummy and quads are an enormous pair of buttocks! I suppose that qualifies as an ‘eye-catching depth effect’…
May 16th, 2015 at 12:14 am
I have a terrible cold today. Cover #1 has accurately captured how I feel…
August 25th, 2015 at 12:05 am
Cover 1: These people clearly need to have Hitler’s ghost exorcised from their bathroom. I mean, would YOU want a murderous dictator staring at you in the shower?
Cover 2: What. The. Fuck. Is this from an LSD trip the artist had, or something? Or is it perchance that a humanoid rosebush is dancing with her boyfriend the Headless Horseman? The previous is not a sentence that I ever imagined writing.
Cover 3: A rather dull cover featuring Yet Another Naked Woman.
The Puzzle: What the hell is a “Kink-Stable”? I’m going to assume it’s related to bestiality somehow, which creeps me the hell out.
October 23rd, 2015 at 10:06 pm
Unicorns!
Would you read them on a bus? Would you judge them without fuss? Would you bring back jokes and brag? Would you alert the Wizard of Tag?
October 23rd, 2015 at 11:48 pm
Cover #2: When Doctor + Rose fan fiction gets out of hand.
October 19th, 2018 at 12:02 am
UNICORNS!
In a kink-stable.
July 23rd, 2021 at 3:50 pm
We can haz kink-stable pleeze?
https://specialtyproducts.store/unicorns-selfie-63-piece-lenticular-3d-effect-jigsaw-puzzle-prime3d/
July 23rd, 2021 at 4:50 pm
@Fred
That is. . . disturbing.
July 23rd, 2021 at 9:19 pm
I suspect that in one way or another these are all novels of “forbidden love,” even the puzzle. Kudos on the grouping.
July 23rd, 2021 at 9:58 pm
1. I really don’t want to speculate what’s going onto the toothbrush.
2. It was a doomed romance: he had no head, she had whitefly, and the Ballroom hadn’t been swept out since the Nixon administration.
3. A tale of forbidden love between a naked woman and her space sheep.
4. A puzzle from the Olden Days, when men were men and unicorns were even manlier.
@fred: it’s hard enough to take an attractive selfie with fingers and thumbs, imagine trying to do it with hooves.
July 24th, 2021 at 1:01 am
#2: so when her noggin wilts and has to be pruned… that’s a whole new meaning to “deadheading roses”.
July 24th, 2021 at 6:33 am
I guess, WRT # 2, I could have also said “Kudos on the groping.”
July 24th, 2021 at 8:40 pm
#2, I realized neither of them have eyes, which means they’re going to trip over all the stuff on the ballroom floor. Bunny had better watch out.
July 25th, 2021 at 4:46 am
@GSS ex-noob: well, depends on what the headless guy’s normal job is. If he’s a Headless Horseman, he has to see well enough to ride a horse and chase hapless schoolmasters, eyes or not.
July 26th, 2021 at 12:45 am
@Bruce: He doesn’t look like he’d be a very good Hessian mercenary even if he’d had a functional head. But maybe he’s got eyes at the level of his tie knot or something?
@BC: yeah, he didn’t need eyes for the booty grab. Hopefully Ms. Rose is into that.
July 26th, 2021 at 2:06 am
Wait a mo: in the first picture, is that a…
TOOTHBRUSH MUSTACHE?
Could it actually be…
BATHROOM TILE HITLER????