Apr 11
Click for larger imageCharles Comments: She thought she would be the first female leader of the pirates but she ended up a figurehead.
Published 1981
(Average: 6.00 out of 10)
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Charles Comments: She thought she would be the first female leader of the pirates but she ended up a figurehead.
Published 1981
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April 11th, 2019 at 9:47 am
“I wish they’d invent Twitter so I can use the #metoo tag…”
April 11th, 2019 at 12:33 pm
Even his kneecaps have muscles. Though I don’t think his right leg is attached to his body.
April 11th, 2019 at 2:44 pm
@JP—That hyper-muscular knee should be the tip off that what we have here is a classic case of “Steroid Shrinkage.” I mean something should be dangling from beneath that mini-kilt, no?
April 11th, 2019 at 3:31 pm
The Jesse Rae/ Sandie Shaw duet was one of the first videos banned by MTV.
April 11th, 2019 at 3:41 pm
ARRRRRR – U kidding me?
April 11th, 2019 at 3:48 pm
He had never heard someone ask the old ‘How many guardsmen does it take to chain up a woman?’ joke until that day.
April 11th, 2019 at 5:35 pm
He’s guarding against split ends.
April 11th, 2019 at 7:00 pm
“You don’t fool me, Captain Guardsman. I know you said you valued my skills, experience and motivation and that you wanted me to have a real leadership position in your Navy, but really you just want a figurehead.”
April 11th, 2019 at 7:05 pm
Someone asked for his advice on how to break the ice with girls.
April 11th, 2019 at 7:33 pm
Eww. I mean I’m up for a bit of bondage as much as anyone but that’s just dark.
April 11th, 2019 at 8:14 pm
I’m really worried about his torso. Between WTF is happening with his ribs, and the lack of nipples, something’s terribly wrong there. His knee is also weird, as @JP said.
@B.Chic: Gotta be. The guys behind him ought to be getting an eyeful and they don’t seem to be.
@THX: GSS.
@Tat: groan
Everything except the dude looks pretty competently done — it’s just ickier than most of what we see here, because Gor. (shudder)
April 11th, 2019 at 8:17 pm
Meanwhile, I wonder if this can be found in the wild, or if it’s ebook-only:
https://www.amazon.com/Red-Planet-Robert-Heinlein-ebook/dp/B07HY63RHH
I know it was one of his juveniles, but it wasn’t meant for pre-schoolers.
April 11th, 2019 at 8:43 pm
He either has two black eyes or is wearing eyeshadow.
April 11th, 2019 at 9:23 pm
Why are you all being so negative? He has a nice ship, it just needed bumpers on its bow.
Anyway, colour me maroon, but I’m shipping this couple. She feels attached to say the least and no wonder, because the guy’s clearly a keeper: He isn’t afraid to tie the knot and even takes her with him on business trips.
Surf, Go-Go and MRA / Drago Funs Margo / Ragda’s Fun Groom
The great excursions of the boat Knee That Ho
John Norman
addendum: @GSS ex-noob: “Gor”, nice woody sort of word.
April 11th, 2019 at 9:50 pm
I like my women like I like my ships: ready for ramming.
(I should probably apologize for that one.)
April 11th, 2019 at 9:56 pm
How about: broad in the beam with a magnificent prow.
April 11th, 2019 at 11:52 pm
It’s unlucky to have lady on board a ship. Women and seamen don’t mix.
April 12th, 2019 at 1:15 am
Guardsman of Gor: When judging a book by its cover is okey dokey
or
The book you don’t want to be seen reading on the bus because people will correctly interpret the cover
April 12th, 2019 at 1:20 am
Keep going @Tor Mented! Soon you’ll finally be released from that network contract!
…and really, I’ve been sort of expeting the news of a mob with pitchforks at John Norman’s house for a couple of decades now.
April 12th, 2019 at 9:02 pm
So, if you had to choose, would you rather read a Gor book or a Dick Blade book?
April 14th, 2019 at 5:28 am
@drlemaster: I’ve read both.
Dick. Much less unpleasant.
I’d rather puzzle through Dick in Russian than read any more Gor.
And speaking of torture devices, my Mad Max boot is gone as my broken leg has been determined to be healed enough to be walked on properly. Huzzah. Still hurts like an SOB, though.
September 17th, 2019 at 2:14 pm
MALE VIRGINS OF GOR
September 17th, 2019 at 6:48 pm
They may take our wives but they will never take our FREEDOM!
September 20th, 2019 at 9:37 am
Now, don’t take my harmless quips too seriously. It’s not as if I harbor any contempt for the people who take joy in reading Gor books, or those who think the Gor books present a viable lifestyle.
And may I also mention that I sincerely believe Santa Claus exists as a living,, breathing embodiment of the Spirit of Christmas, that the Easter Bunny is real, and that Boris Johnson knows what he’s doing…