preload
May 17

Conan the Invincible

18 Comments »

'If I pull hard enough I can lift myself over the wall!'Click for larger image

jun Comments: Conan is still muscular while in prison. I wonder where he is getting his nutrients….Wait, there is another prisoner in the corner…. but he is all bones now…. I wonder what happened to his flesh…..ohhhh,,,eeewwwww

Published 1989

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.83 out of 10)
Loading...

Tagged with: • • • • • • • •

Sep 15

The Destroyers of Lan-Kern

12 Comments »

The Amazon Delivery Drones of GorClick for larger image

Max Bathroom comments: “John Norman? Never heard of him…”

Published 1982

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.50 out of 10)
Loading...

Tagged with: • • • • • • • •

Jul 23

Into the Slave Nebula

19 Comments »

Pool boy to the starsClick for larger image

Wallace Comments “Put the Slave on my Master Card”.

Published 1972

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.00 out of 10)
Loading...

Tagged with: • • • • • • •

Jun 18

Wrack & Roll

25 Comments »

Arma-gettin-outahereClick for larger image

Dr Bob Comments I predict a riot, I predict a riot.

Published 1986

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.13 out of 10)
Loading...

Tagged with: • • • • • • • • • • • • • •

Jun 16

The Whispering Gorilla

12 Comments »

Prequels to 'The Whispering Gorilla Whisperer'Click for larger image

Rick Deckard Comments Hey GSS. Does this qualify for a two-fer Tuesday?

GSS Admin: *checks notes* “It seems to meet our impeccably high standards!”

Published 1983

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.67 out of 10)
Loading...

Tagged with: • • • • • • • • • •

Jan 20

The Asylum World

15 Comments »

Carl Sagan flips out!Click for larger image

Maude Comments: The upside-down eye sees all!

You might remember this from here.

Published 1978

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.71 out of 10)
Loading...

Tagged with: • • • • • • • • •

Nov 06

The Black Star

40 Comments »

Let 'er rip!Click for larger image

Lord Kelvin Comments: Gandalf: “You shall not pass (wind)!”

Published 1973

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.91 out of 10)
Loading...

Tagged with: • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •

Sep 18

The Hybrid

18 Comments »

The Man in the Iron PantsClick for larger image

Tag Wizard Comments: Hey B. Chiclitz, check it out! Weird pecs! Amirite?

Published 1969

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.75 out of 10)
Loading...

Tagged with: • • • • • • •

Mar 27

The Doomed Planet

13 Comments »

I thought you said 'Domed Planet'. Back to the drawing board.Click for larger image

JuanPaul Comments: “I wonder if that’s true: the king goes down with the planet…”

Published 1987

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.17 out of 10)
Loading...

Tagged with: • • • • • • • • • • • •

Mar 26

Operation Time Search

23 Comments »

'Taint nice to look upClick for larger image

Operation Slime SearchClick for larger image

We received two different covers of the same book last week. You know what that means:

It’s a Two-Fer Tuesday: Operation Time Search Party!

FluffyGhostKitten Comments: “Rhodes is that way.”

The Bookkeeper Comments: Let me defend myself! Unchain me! Give me a salt shaker!

Published 1977, 1981

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.89 out of 10)
Loading...

Tagged with: • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •