Apr 02
Good Show Sir Comments: Conan’s got some Ting! on this Thing!
(Yesterday’s AI experiment is over. Apparently “free” AI websites don’t give you unlimited images.)
Published 1969
Good Show Sir Comments: Conan’s got some Ting! on this Thing!
(Yesterday’s AI experiment is over. Apparently “free” AI websites don’t give you unlimited images.)
Published 1969
April 2nd, 2024 at 1:16 pm
I guess he’s happy he still has one hand left for that ting.
April 2nd, 2024 at 1:38 pm
Then there was that time barbarian work was kind of slow and Conan took a gig as an underwear model.
@Tag Wizard: and sometimes a snake is just a snake.
So male nipples are also sheepable? I guess that’s sort of a win for gender equality…
April 2nd, 2024 at 2:18 pm
I’d bet any amount of money that Conan was directly copied from a Peter Lupus photo.
April 2nd, 2024 at 3:00 pm
fred@3: Sure, but she’s not Barbara Bain. Maybe just a special guest star? Lynda Day George?
April 2nd, 2024 at 4:10 pm
The Conan Swordbook. Is this a catalogue? Or a laptop you can use in hand-to-hand combat?
Well done Conan (or “Rock Stevens”, as this is clearly what Mr Lupus did when he was ashamed of his work – see “Muscle Beach Party”) for getting the Vermicious Knids to spell out his name.
April 2nd, 2024 at 4:22 pm
The Conan Sordidbook
April 2nd, 2024 at 4:29 pm
This is not a swordbook to be lightly tossed aside. It should be thrown with great force.
April 2nd, 2024 at 5:06 pm
Conan clearly never skips Arm Day, but the question is, does he ever skip Other Arm Day?
April 2nd, 2024 at 10:42 pm
This limited edition hardcover only sold for $5.95 in ’69.
https://reh.world/howardworks/about-reh,hardcovers/the-conan-swordbook/
April 3rd, 2024 at 2:59 am
Heck, that’s at least 40% as bad as yesterday’s GoT cover.
Good to see Space Sheep getting extra work.
@Bruce: In this case, sure. Look at the one next to the not-arm. It’s bigger than both of hers!
@fred: Good call. Looks like him to me too.
@Nomad: She is a dancer in some vaguely Islamic country who is going to give the next secret clue to Peter.
@Tat: Also a good call, on the VK.
@Tor: I thank Mrs. Parker for bestowing this bon mot upon the world. I’ve used it in several book reviews of my own (and also internet comments). And once IRL.
@fred (again): That’s north of $50 nowadays, but still a decent price for illustrated limited edition.
April 3rd, 2024 at 5:53 pm
I keep hearing Peter Cook as the casting director: I have nothing against your left leg…’
April 5th, 2024 at 12:07 pm
I checked Fred’s link to the book, with this quote from the very pages:
“Conan of Cimmeria was somwething of a lunkhead […]”
Not sure this attitude went down well with the fans. 😉
“Swordbook” sounds like some kind of DIY handicraft thing.
“Let Conan show you how to make your own broadsword with which to cut down your enemies!”