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Apr 03

Mind Blown

Good Show Sir Comments: Last week would have been a great time to run this cover.

Published 2014

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 4.50 out of 10)
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10 Responses to “Der Jesus-Deal”

  1. NomadUK Says:

    Ja, I am altering der Jesus-deal. Pray i do not alter it Führer— I mean, further!

  2. fred Says:

    Thanos didn’t like the deal.

  3. Tor Mented Says:

    You take the white pill – the story ends, you wake up in your manger and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the white pill … no, wait …

  4. Bibliomancer Says:

    Der Jesus is gonna need more than 3 days for his next resurrection.

  5. fred Says:

    Today’s cover is a prequel-sequel to this book. It involves time travel and a video recording. You can probably guess the plot.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Video

  6. Francis Boyle Says:

    Remember folks, before cleaning your Jesus, always test to ensure the product you’re using is Jesus-safe.

  7. Tat Wood Says:

    The Jesus bath-bomb. An update of the old Pope-on-a-Rope.

  8. Bruce A Munro Says:

    I know you’re very proud of your cracker crumb statue of Jesus, but maybe you shouldn’t have brought it outdoors in this weather?

  9. GSS ex-noob Says:

    So what IS the deal with Jesus?

    I do not remember anyone’s Lord and Savior blowing away in a stiff breeze like some special effect or cartoon. Did the eyes blink audibly before they blew away?

    @Tat: I remember that soap too.

    @fred: Good finding as always! I suppose this is a representation of the magnetic bits falling off the tape after 2000 years?

  10. A. R. Yngve Says:

    I picture this writer as the German Seinfeld.

    “What’s der deal with Jesus? He comes to ze Earth… he sticks ahround for just thirty years… and he’s gone. Verschwunden! You would think ze Son of Gott would zpend a LITTLE more time on such a big project as saving der entire human race from itzelf.”
    [Cue laughter, jingle]

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