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Good Show Sir Comments: Last week would have been a great time to run this cover.
Published 2014
(Average: 4.67 out of 10)
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Good Show Sir Comments: Last week would have been a great time to run this cover.
Published 2014
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April 3rd, 2024 at 10:58 am
Ja, I am altering der Jesus-deal. Pray i do not alter it Führer— I mean, further!
April 3rd, 2024 at 11:06 am
Thanos didn’t like the deal.
April 3rd, 2024 at 1:23 pm
You take the white pill – the story ends, you wake up in your manger and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the white pill … no, wait …
April 3rd, 2024 at 2:52 pm
Der Jesus is gonna need more than 3 days for his next resurrection.
April 3rd, 2024 at 2:53 pm
Today’s cover is a prequel-sequel to this book. It involves time travel and a video recording. You can probably guess the plot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Video
April 3rd, 2024 at 3:08 pm
Remember folks, before cleaning your Jesus, always test to ensure the product you’re using is Jesus-safe.
April 3rd, 2024 at 4:39 pm
The Jesus bath-bomb. An update of the old Pope-on-a-Rope.
April 3rd, 2024 at 9:33 pm
I know you’re very proud of your cracker crumb statue of Jesus, but maybe you shouldn’t have brought it outdoors in this weather?
April 4th, 2024 at 5:18 am
So what IS the deal with Jesus?
I do not remember anyone’s Lord and Savior blowing away in a stiff breeze like some special effect or cartoon. Did the eyes blink audibly before they blew away?
@Tat: I remember that soap too.
@fred: Good finding as always! I suppose this is a representation of the magnetic bits falling off the tape after 2000 years?
April 5th, 2024 at 11:44 am
I picture this writer as the German Seinfeld.
“What’s der deal with Jesus? He comes to ze Earth… he sticks ahround for just thirty years… and he’s gone. Verschwunden! You would think ze Son of Gott would zpend a LITTLE more time on such a big project as saving der entire human race from itzelf.”
[Cue laughter, jingle]
July 10th, 2024 at 10:40 am
That cover looks like a deal breaker to me.
@ARY: GSS!
July 10th, 2024 at 3:56 pm
Weclome back.
So long as nobody starts doing Max Bygraves impressions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjnIZNqDWSE (apparently this was a cover of some American thing but after twenty years of everyone’s uncle thinking they could do a Max Bygraves impression he finally supplied a new catch-phrase, ‘I wanna tell ya a stooor-roy’, although that’s not actually on the record version. Dissolving Jesus on this cover is doing a similar hand-gesture to what everyone’s uncle did, too.).
July 10th, 2024 at 8:49 pm
As long as you have faith in Nanomachine Swarm Jesus, the Grey Goo Catastrophe is more of a Grey Goo Rapture.