Dec 22

Oh come all ye faithful!

Good Show Sir comments: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer … & Vixen!

Published 2020

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.00 out of 10)

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18 Responses to “My Christmas Quarantine”

  1. Francis Boyle Says:

    I think she should probably forget about the one on the right. He cant get it (to light) up.

  2. Tor Mented Says:

    Don we now our gay apparel.

  3. Leak Says:

    Is “Mika Lane” a pseudonym of Chuck Tinsel?

  4. fred Says:

    A very disappointed reader at Amazon.

    ‘Okay, the story was much better than some others I’ve read, but hello we are here for the same reason as everybody else and it ends with fade to black????
    Unacceptable. I mean ?????
    She copy edits marketing for s3x toys and you didn’t even use them in the book?? I’m confused. It’s like the whole point of her job being relevant to the story.’

  5. drlemaster Says:

    So which is preferable, one vampire, or three Chippendales?

  6. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Sexiest germs I’ve ever seen.

  7. A. R. Yngve Says:

    I love how the disappointed reader’s Amazon review is basically “You had ONE JOB…”

  8. Tat Wood Says:

    My Christmas Quarantiine
    Sweet comic Quarantine
    You make me smile wth my…

  9. Dave Van Domelen Says:

    Leak: I was thinking that too…remove the woman and it’s a Chuck Tingle cover. (Chuck Tinsel being his holiday pseudonym.)

  10. NomadUK Says:

    The other two seem all up for it, but that dude on the right is definitely thinking ‘You want to put that candy cane where?’, and she’s all ‘Don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it, honey.’

  11. Max Bathroom Says:

    I’ve had that girl, and from the look on his face so’s the guy on the right.
    A gentleman does not kiss and tell, but suffice to say it ain’t your bumhole she inserts that candy cane into…

  12. B. Chiclitz Says:

    “Biff, Chad, don’t go near her! She’s the Peyronie’s Disease elf!”

  13. Emster Says:

    Creepy. Looks like photoshopped hats on heads and possibly heads onto bodies. Also, everyone’s looking a tad too buff and groomed to be 9 months into quarantine – just sayin’.

    @fred: I say KristenUKAmazonReview gets a GSS today.

  14. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Ooh la la.

    @fred, @AR Yngve: Proof you can’t judge a book by its cover. Definitely false advertising; the reader is correct to be upset as the cover and sub-genre certainly would have led her to believe it would be a festival of shagging. Seconding @Emster’s award of a GSS to the reviewer; it’s actually a very useful review.

    @Leak and @Dave: GSS for “Chuck Tinsel”. His photoshopped covers are of better quality, though. Put the anthropomorphic manifestation of something on instead of the girl, and there will be festive pounding in the butt for all 12 days of X-mas.

    Merry and/or Happy Christmas and/or a long weekend of overeating to all. Good to have spent another year with you lot.

  15. fred Says:

    All the Mika, and she is the only author at Headlands Publishing.

  16. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Happy Whatever-You-Call-This-Time-Of-Year to all!
    Thanks for all the wit and wackiness.
    Is the best
    Now and through the year
    And if you don’t like it you can
    Post it in yer ear!

  17. Bibliomancer Says:

    Backup reindeer team:

    “On Banger
    On Boner
    On Thumper
    and Roger”

  18. Raoul Says:

    My Christmas STD Quarantine

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