‘Okay, the story was much better than some others I’ve read, but hello we are here for the same reason as everybody else and it ends with fade to black????
Unacceptable. I mean ?????
She copy edits marketing for s3x toys and you didn’t even use them in the book?? I’m confused. It’s like the whole point of her job being relevant to the story.’
The other two seem all up for it, but that dude on the right is definitely thinking ‘You want to put that candy cane where?’, and she’s all ‘Don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it, honey.’
I’ve had that girl, and from the look on his face so’s the guy on the right.
A gentleman does not kiss and tell, but suffice to say it ain’t your bumhole she inserts that candy cane into…
Creepy. Looks like photoshopped hats on heads and possibly heads onto bodies. Also, everyone’s looking a tad too buff and groomed to be 9 months into quarantine – just sayin’.
@fred: I say KristenUKAmazonReview gets a GSS today.
@fred, @AR Yngve: Proof you can’t judge a book by its cover. Definitely false advertising; the reader is correct to be upset as the cover and sub-genre certainly would have led her to believe it would be a festival of shagging. Seconding @Emster’s award of a GSS to the reviewer; it’s actually a very useful review.
@Leak and @Dave: GSS for “Chuck Tinsel”. His photoshopped covers are of better quality, though. Put the anthropomorphic manifestation of something on instead of the girl, and there will be festive pounding in the butt for all 12 days of X-mas.
Merry and/or Happy Christmas and/or a long weekend of overeating to all. Good to have spent another year with you lot.
Happy Whatever-You-Call-This-Time-Of-Year to all!
Thanks for all the wit and wackiness.
🎶GSS
Is the best
Now and through the year
And if you don’t like it you can
Post it in yer ear!🎶
December 22nd, 2022 at 12:39 pm
I think she should probably forget about the one on the right. He cant get it (to light) up.
December 22nd, 2022 at 1:23 pm
Don we now our gay apparel.
December 22nd, 2022 at 1:57 pm
Is “Mika Lane” a pseudonym of Chuck Tinsel?
December 22nd, 2022 at 2:06 pm
A very disappointed reader at Amazon.
‘Okay, the story was much better than some others I’ve read, but hello we are here for the same reason as everybody else and it ends with fade to black????
Unacceptable. I mean ?????
She copy edits marketing for s3x toys and you didn’t even use them in the book?? I’m confused. It’s like the whole point of her job being relevant to the story.’
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08M3D3P24?tag=mikalane-20¬RedirectToSDP=1&storeType=ebooks&linkId=3325d6e5a6c25a17532b3e0aaa656691&ref_=as_li_ss_tl&geniuslink=true
December 22nd, 2022 at 3:36 pm
So which is preferable, one vampire, or three Chippendales?
December 22nd, 2022 at 4:12 pm
Sexiest germs I’ve ever seen.
December 22nd, 2022 at 4:14 pm
I love how the disappointed reader’s Amazon review is basically “You had ONE JOB…”
December 22nd, 2022 at 5:10 pm
My Christmas Quarantiine
Sweet comic Quarantine
You make me smile wth my…
December 22nd, 2022 at 5:32 pm
Leak: I was thinking that too…remove the woman and it’s a Chuck Tingle cover. (Chuck Tinsel being his holiday pseudonym.)
December 22nd, 2022 at 6:00 pm
The other two seem all up for it, but that dude on the right is definitely thinking ‘You want to put that candy cane where?’, and she’s all ‘Don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it, honey.’
December 22nd, 2022 at 6:19 pm
I’ve had that girl, and from the look on his face so’s the guy on the right.
A gentleman does not kiss and tell, but suffice to say it ain’t your bumhole she inserts that candy cane into…
December 22nd, 2022 at 8:15 pm
“Biff, Chad, don’t go near her! She’s the Peyronie’s Disease elf!”
December 23rd, 2022 at 12:24 am
Creepy. Looks like photoshopped hats on heads and possibly heads onto bodies. Also, everyone’s looking a tad too buff and groomed to be 9 months into quarantine – just sayin’.
@fred: I say KristenUKAmazonReview gets a GSS today.
December 23rd, 2022 at 8:25 am
Ooh la la.
@fred, @AR Yngve: Proof you can’t judge a book by its cover. Definitely false advertising; the reader is correct to be upset as the cover and sub-genre certainly would have led her to believe it would be a festival of shagging. Seconding @Emster’s award of a GSS to the reviewer; it’s actually a very useful review.
@Leak and @Dave: GSS for “Chuck Tinsel”. His photoshopped covers are of better quality, though. Put the anthropomorphic manifestation of something on instead of the girl, and there will be festive pounding in the butt for all 12 days of X-mas.
Merry and/or Happy Christmas and/or a long weekend of overeating to all. Good to have spent another year with you lot.
December 23rd, 2022 at 2:25 pm
All the Mika, and she is the only author at Headlands Publishing.
https://mikalane.com/
December 23rd, 2022 at 4:42 pm
Happy Whatever-You-Call-This-Time-Of-Year to all!
Thanks for all the wit and wackiness.
🎶GSS
Is the best
Now and through the year
And if you don’t like it you can
Post it in yer ear!🎶
December 23rd, 2022 at 6:10 pm
Backup reindeer team:
“On Banger
On Boner
On Thumper
and Roger”
December 23rd, 2022 at 7:05 pm
My Christmas STD Quarantine