Mar 15

Careful there, cave girl, my gun could go off without warning.Click for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: I’ll fight off the alien dinosaurs. You protect the jewels!
Published 1980

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.67 out of 10)

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21 Responses to “Zanthodon”

  1. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Goodness, that dinosaur needed some Botox.

  2. fred Says:

    Summer Olympic medals should be replaced by a 3 foot tall metal statue of nude athletes in that same pose w/javelin and Olympic torch.

  3. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Why does he look like a fussier version of Carl Sagan?

  4. RachelJ Says:

    @Dead Stuff. Another scientist, no doubt.

  5. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @RachelJ: it’s not widely known that scientists don’t wear white lab coats as often as they dress in torn blue blouses and cutoff jorts.

  6. THX 1138 Says:

    There’s never a bad time for interpretative dance.

  7. Tat Wood Says:

    Another of those underground realms with tanning booths and trees that photosynthesize adequately despite all the light coming from phosphorescence and the occasional rotting moss.

  8. Ray P Says:

    The exciting sequel to Zardoz.

  9. Anna T. Says:

    Anyone else up for some disco dancing?

  10. Anna T. Says:

    And . . . STRIKE A POSE!

  11. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @RayP: which itself was a sequel to Zamba.

  12. B. Chiclitz Says:

    “Up Top” this is known as a double-reacharound.

  13. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Dolce & Gabbana recently tried marketing a version of those sandals, but they got in trouble for it.

  14. Tom Noir Says:

    Three applications of Zanthodon, and the rash was gone completely!

  15. Bibliomancer Says:

    Put a sock on it!

  16. Perry Armstrong Says:

    Their awkward posing suggests an overly-complex game of ‘Twister’:

    “Right hand – Woman’s tummy”
    “Left hand – Man’s left thigh”
    “Right foot – Dinosaur’s neck”
    “Right foot – Dinosaur’s head”

    … and so on.

  17. BMunro Says:

    Welcome to Zanthodon, where every day is awkward pose day!

    @Tat Wood, your larger underground worlds usually have some sort of poorly rationalized interior sun floating around somewhere.

  18. anon Says:

    Liner Cart
    wronged nude after Rud livershot Thunder Run

  19. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Nurse! Give this iguanadon an injection of five hundred CC Zanthodon, then take it to the operation room!”

  20. Originally Original Says:

    “Thigh cramp? Here, I’ll support you and guard the rear. Stretch it out good now, we’re not even in the Underground World yet.”

  21. Hammy Says:

    Geez, did nobody notice that his right arm is about four or five feet long and made of Silly Putty(TM)? He isn’t dipping his right shoulder, yet his his hand reaches her crotch even though she’s standing slightly below him.

    Maybe that’s one of the undesirable side-effects of Zanthodon abuse.

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