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Feeling Lucky? Punk.Click for larger image

It's not a fetish. She's just a boot buff.Click for larger image

Christmas morning she'll be happier married to the Hoover.Click for larger image

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Good Show Sir Comments: This year sucked and Christmas 2020 is a grinch-fest. So let’s go back to a simpler, happier time when you could page through magazines (remember them?!) shopping for wildly inappropriate Xmas presents.

Presenting the Good Show Sir Megapost Cavalcade of Poor Christmas Shopping Choices!

1. This isn’t helping Santa’s chimney soot black lung

2. When Santa visits Miss Microsheen, it’s shiny boots and no red suit.

3. Give your wife a vacuum cleaner for Xmas and the Hoover will be the only one sucking your dick

4. The first rule about Booze Club is you don’t talk about Booze Club.

Have a happy holiday and we’ll see you in a couple weeks with our Olde Year Summe Up!

Now let’s all sit back and enjoy the He Man & She-Ra Christmas Special!

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 9.33 out of 10)
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15 Responses to “Christmas Megapost 2020”

  1. fred Says:

    It’s like the opening scene from a Doctor Who holiday special, just before the screaming starts.

  2. THX 1139 Says:

    1: Overweight, drinks like a fish AND a smoker? Nice knowing you, Santa.

    2: I guess this year has been pretty hard for Santa too.

    3: “What are you going to call it?”

    4: It’s the alternative to Alcoholics Anonymous: Alcoholics United.

    Are we supposed to review He-Man and She-Ra as well? A very merry (?) Christmas (??) to one and all. Bokrug bless us, every one.

  3. Ryan Says:

    1. The Christmas presents at my grandparents’ homes always smelled faintly of cigarette/ pipe smoke, so no surprise here.

    2. If Santa is wearing those boots on an icy, angled rooftop he will soon be wearing those boots to the hospital.

    3. This picture is portrays a truly unrealistic fantasy – look at the size of her waist!

    4. I like the two-fisted drinker in the background – he is not wasting any time admiring the bottles, and it probably caught in the moment when he asks who put the lousy ice in his drinks.

  4. Bibliomancer Says:

    1. LS/MFT Luckies screwed my fucking throat

    2. ♫ These boots are made for gawking … ♫

    3. I’ll bet mistress Miss Microsheen didn’t get a vacuum.

    4. Another bottle of booze? Did anyone get a carton of Luckies? Trade ya.

    Have a happy ho-ho-holiday to one and all!

  5. Bruce A Munro Says:

    #1: @THX 1139: Santa is immortal, and requires all the drugs he can get to put up with his endless, hellish existence.(After the one millionth chimney, he’s pretty much on automatic)

    #2: Kiss the shiny boot, missy.

    #3: It sucks, but not as much as her husband, and at least it does some work around the house.

    #4: Madison Avenue: enabling alcoholism since the 1920s!

  6. B. Chiclitz Says:

    1. Those Luckies aren’t the only thing that’s toasted.

    2. “O-O-OH Santa, are you here to slip a can in my stocking?”

    3. Nostalgically recalling her high school nickname.

    4. Can’t top the scrollover. GSS!

    Garry Crimble to all!

  7. GSS ex-noob Says:

    2 and 3 are staggeringly gobsmacking nowadays, aren’t they?

    1. Old, overweight, and smoking. Santa still being alive now proves either a) he really is magic or b) along with dentistry, some of the elves went into cardiac surgery.

    2. If she’s already in that wisp of nothing, I don’t think she really cares what boot polish he’s using.

    3. Even at the time this ad was published, weren’t stand-up comedians making jokes about how you shouldn’t give the little woman appliances for holiday gifts unless she specifically asked?

    4. These guys have terrible taste. *My* best friend gave me a bottle of single-malt Scottish whisky for Christmas one year. Not generic US/Canadian blended. But I guess it’s a step up from their usual Thunderbird and Sterno.

    The look the guy on the right is giving the other dude promises… well. He’s hoping the booze will mean they’ll be out of those suits together.

    And yes, the mouseover text sums it up perfectly. GSS, GSS.

    GSS also to @Bruce and @BC.

    ————-

    2020 has sucked more than #3’s product, but it’s been another fine year here at GSS. I am so glad to have terrible covers to laugh at and the wit and fellowship of you lot.

    May Bokrug bless you all in this festive season.
    virtual socially distanced hugs

  8. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Happy holidays all! May you all dance merrily under the light of the gibbous Moon, unbothered by barbarians.

  9. JuanPaul Says:

    1. I’m picturing Santa flicking glowing cigarette coals off his sleigh, igniting forest fires as he flies by.

    2. Is she getting off watching Santa engage in auto-erotic asphyxiation? She might want to check his pulse.

    3. She’ll probably be even happier with the Hoover door to door salesman.

    4. It’s a Toys for Tots gift wrapping party.

    Happy Holidays everyone. I just took pictures of a handful of Ace Doubles that I will submit in the year!

  10. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @JP—re: #4—Toys for Sots?

  11. Bibliomancer Says:

    @BC – GSS!

  12. JuanPaul Says:

    @BC Toys and Shots for a dubious lot.

  13. A.R. Yngve Says:

    #1: Well, in retrospect the ads for legalized marihuana are going to look bizarre 30 years from now.

    #2: I guess the Microsheen ad was tailor-made for Playboy Magazine…?

    #3: The last gift he gave her before she filed for divorce.

    #4: The ad agency had to test the wares to get “inspiration” for how to sell them.

  14. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Our old pal Lee Moyer, of cover re-creation fame, has a wacky new work available:

    https://subterraneanpress.com/best-of-harry-turtledove

  15. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @GSS ex-noob: President Tyrannosaurus was our best president. He never took any crap from the Senate, and in fact ate over two dozen senators.

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