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Jun 15

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Tom Noir Comments: Earl’s plan to hide from the Future Women inside one of their own vagina’s proved a failure.
Published 1973

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.15 out of 10)
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26 Responses to “Gender Genocide”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    “Sisters, I have found him – the last man alive to object to female Ghostbusters!”

  2. Bibliomancer Says:

    “Sisters, I have found that Greybeard guy!”

  3. Perry Armstrong Says:

    “Sisters, I have found the last man – and he’s freakin’ HUGE!”

  4. Francis Boyle Says:

    Err, I suspect Tom Noir has his orifices confused. Not to worry, it happens to most men from time to time.

  5. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    ‘Sisters, come quickly! My hand is evaporating!’

    Seriously, she has proportions like that, and they have the nerve to call them male misfits?

  6. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    The ever-supportive GoodReads reveals this to be every bit as sexist as you would expect.

  7. Ray P Says:

    Phil Dick’s nightmare of his ex-wife Ann.

  8. Tat Wood Says:

    and in today’s round of ‘Most Obscure Doctor Who Joke’: the notorious cut scene from episode two of ‘The Chase’, without which none of what was left would make any sense.

  9. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    ‘Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such recent events as “Running Away Squealing In Terror Like a Stuck Piglet” and “Audibly Soiling Myself”. I’d like to welcome you to my sphincter-shaped hidey-hole.’

  10. Perry Armstrong Says:

    This cover actually depicts a Sigmund Freud thought bubble.

  11. fred Says:

    Back cover.
    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vymDUYt0lO8/VOEKBz88DMI/AAAAAAAADpw/4b9sActK4yc/s1600/genotitle.jpg

  12. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    The artist reminds me of this unknown artist, though that’s probably not much help.

  13. JuanPaul Says:

    “Male misfits” meaning men who still wear plaid in the 25th century.

  14. Anna T. Says:

    How is Elderly Lumberjack here a misfit when the “woman” hunting him clearly a badly-designed robot, as evidenced by what passes for her right hand, her odd clothing and her slightly-off skin tone?

    And the title is just sad. Clearly the author lacked the brains to realize just how badly repetitive it sounds.

  15. A.R.Yngve Says:

    [In trembling, sobbing voice]
    I’m a lumberjack and on the run
    To be the last man it isn’t fun…

  16. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The Puppies’ next nominee?

    (Too soon?)

  17. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Geno Gendercide!

  18. Tat Wood Says:

    When Hood Ornaments Attack

  19. HappyBookworm Says:

    Never fear. Rip Van Winkle is just having a bad dream. Seems as though the nightmare was brought on by reading Ayn Rand right before bed. Perhaps Heinlein would have served him better?

  20. Bruce A Munro Says:

    It was an honest mistake, but Alexandra still accidentally started a war with the Mole Men.

  21. GSS ex-noob Says:

    “Gendercide” was right there and they went with this clunky title instead.

    Luckily, as we can see from the link in #6, nothing of value was lost.

  22. fred Says:

    ‘Mrs. Brown’ would have been an exiting movie if Queen Victoria was a hot space pirate.

  23. Ryan Says:

    Earl needs to leave off eating olives, chocolate ice cream, pepperoni and cheese right before bedtime. It isn’t doing any good for his problem with extravagant nightmares.

  24. Tat Wood Says:

    Jeremy Corbyn’s fears about Eddie Izzard.

  25. Hammy Says:

    Geez!

    Who was the instructor for “Drawing Arms” at UAI that semester? Her right elbow is six inches or more lower than her left….

  26. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Elon Musk’s Fembots track down the last poor person still receiving Social Security benefits.

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