Jun 15

Is she far away... or just small?Click for full image

Tom Noir Comments: Earl’s plan to hide from the Future Women inside one of their own vagina’s proved a failure.
Published 1973

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.95 out of 10)

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19 Responses to “Gender Genocide”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    “Sisters, I have found him – the last man alive to object to female Ghostbusters!”

  2. Bibliomancer Says:

    “Sisters, I have found that Greybeard guy!”

  3. Perry Armstrong Says:

    “Sisters, I have found the last man – and he’s freakin’ HUGE!”

  4. Francis Boyle Says:

    Err, I suspect Tom Noir has his orifices confused. Not to worry, it happens to most men from time to time.

  5. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    ‘Sisters, come quickly! My hand is evaporating!’

    Seriously, she has proportions like that, and they have the nerve to call them male misfits?

  6. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    The ever-supportive GoodReads reveals this to be every bit as sexist as you would expect.

  7. Ray P Says:

    Phil Dick’s nightmare of his ex-wife Ann.

  8. Tat Wood Says:

    and in today’s round of ‘Most Obscure Doctor Who Joke’: the notorious cut scene from episode two of ‘The Chase’, without which none of what was left would make any sense.

  9. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    ‘Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such recent events as “Running Away Squealing In Terror Like a Stuck Piglet” and “Audibly Soiling Myself”. I’d like to welcome you to my sphincter-shaped hidey-hole.’

  10. Perry Armstrong Says:

    This cover actually depicts a Sigmund Freud thought bubble.

  11. fred Says:

    Back cover.

  12. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    The artist reminds me of this unknown artist, though that’s probably not much help.

  13. JuanPaul Says:

    “Male misfits” meaning men who still wear plaid in the 25th century.

  14. Anna T. Says:

    How is Elderly Lumberjack here a misfit when the “woman” hunting him clearly a badly-designed robot, as evidenced by what passes for her right hand, her odd clothing and her slightly-off skin tone?

    And the title is just sad. Clearly the author lacked the brains to realize just how badly repetitive it sounds.

  15. A.R.Yngve Says:

    [In trembling, sobbing voice]
    I’m a lumberjack and on the run
    To be the last man it isn’t fun…

  16. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The Puppies’ next nominee?

    (Too soon?)

  17. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Geno Gendercide!

  18. Tat Wood Says:

    When Hood Ornaments Attack

  19. HappyBookworm Says:

    Never fear. Rip Van Winkle is just having a bad dream. Seems as though the nightmare was brought on by reading Ayn Rand right before bed. Perhaps Heinlein would have served him better?

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